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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Geger on Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:39 am

90. Always use these dices :

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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby owenshooter on Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:44 pm

91. learn how to take 12 territories per second and play freestyle speedgames...-6cd
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby bridge2far on Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:57 am

karelpietertje wrote:learn how to take 12 territories per second and play freestyle speedgames.

owenshooter wrote:91. learn how to take 12 territories per second and play freestyle speedgames...-6cd


92. Learn how to steal other peoples methods of winning at cc and claim them as your own. -b2f
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Geger on Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:09 am

94. Give the gift of Premium Membership (1 year) to me :-$
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby bridge2far on Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:45 am

93. Learn how to count.... ^^^^
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby owenshooter on Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:29 am

95. learn what sequential means...-6cd
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Timminz on Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:52 am

bridge2far wrote:93. Learn how to count.... ^^^^

Or just install Bob.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby JBlombier on Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:12 am

96. Don't miss your turn (and neither miss the point, Timminz).
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby AAFitz on Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:14 am

97. Dont worry about points, dont worry about winning. Just play for the fun human interaction, the friendly exchange of conversation with lots of great diverse people from around the world; grow, learn and just plain have fun. If you do this, you will always win at CC and everything else in life.

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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Robinette on Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:34 am

AAFitz wrote:97. Dont worry about points, dont worry about winning. Just play for the fun human interaction, the friendly exchange of conversation with lots of great diverse people from around the world; grow, learn and just plain have fun. If you do this, you will always win at CC and everything else in life.

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98. Stay focused on the game, even when Fitz says something that makes you want to puke... :sick:
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Timminz on Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:18 pm

JBlombier wrote:96. Don't miss your turn (and neither miss the point, Timminz).

99. Make sure to explain every joke you make, in extensive detail, so that it doesn't go over anyone's head.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby pimpdave on Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:19 pm

97. Subtract two possibilities of ways to win at Conquer Club because of threadjacking derailment. This makes the thread win, by perpetuating itself.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby kerntheconkerer on Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:27 pm

101. Spend your time playing real risk instead of chatting on forums :lol:
I got the 101ist one! since 2 posts above me is 99...I WON!!!
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Timminz on Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:28 pm

102. Learn how to stop counting.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Natewolfman on Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:37 pm

103. push a 101 limit thread further past a breaking point
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby owenshooter on Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:24 pm

104. invite 8 clans to a tournament and then never make it... *cough*
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Re: 501 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Timminz on Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:49 pm

105. Change the thread title appropriately.

Nice work, OP.
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Re: 501 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:27 pm

106. DO NOT POST THINGS EVEN WHEN OTHERS ASK YOU TO!
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Re: 501 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby whitestazn88 on Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:33 am

107. kung fu
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Re: 501 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby wcaclimbing on Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:35 am

108. make an insanely complicated map with one perfect strategy that only you know about. Then farm it.
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Re: 501 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Geger on Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:42 am

109. Never let your opponents to use the tactic number 90!!

:cry: I lost 5 times in follow last night :cry:
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Re: 501 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby whitestazn88 on Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:11 am

110. good luck charms are helpful

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Re: 501 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Vace Cooper on Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:08 am

wcaclimbing wrote:108. make an insanely complicated map with one perfect strategy that only you know about. Then farm it.

111. Become a mapmakers farmhand.
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Re: 501 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby owenshooter on Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:49 pm

112. plant a newb and harvest it until it dies...
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Re: 501 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby e_i_pi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:19 pm

113. Suicide into your teammate, always attack 1v2, and believe every word e_i_pi has to say
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