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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby whitestazn88 on Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:44 am

owenshooter wrote:67. chocolate. lots of chocolate...-6cd


he means that you should play with him. really though, he's awesome at bamboo jack, saved my life on that map more than once....

68. ask teammates with experience for help on maps like bamboo jack...
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby infernal demon on Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:33 pm

69. Pray to the gods to descend and start a war on mortals to wipe them off of the face of the earth and then when they come to killing your opponents, offer peace and praises. (Those egotistical fools...)



(this is not a religious slur or insult. I'm hindu, AKA those=a few million gods :lol: )
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby infernal demon on Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:35 pm

70. Send them an anthrax infected envelope that says ''You Lose''
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby owenshooter on Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:33 pm

71. send them an anthrax infected Publishers Clearing House "WINNER" envelope...-6cd
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby infernal demon on Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:00 am

72. Send them a car-bomb through fedex!
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby infernal demon on Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:01 am

73. Send them a hijacked plane!
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby whitestazn88 on Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:57 am

74. avoid double posting

75. be a little less sadistic/creepy, more satirical and humorous
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Vace Cooper on Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:49 pm

76. put on nike air's and eat some healthy cerial.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby drake_259 on Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:54 pm

77. Don't get busted
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby nagerous on Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:14 pm

Probably been done
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78. Play GrimReaper.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby The Neon Peon on Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:21 pm

79. Play on doodle earth against those with a higher rank.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Stephan Wayne on Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:26 pm

wow its already to the 70's impressive
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Deadly intent on Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:45 pm

Be Humley & tell everyone your leaving the site,watch everyone else attack each other & clear up!!
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Robinette on Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:53 pm

Stephen Wayne wrote:wow its already to the 70's impressive


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The "impressive 70's"... yeah baby! :roll:
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby owenshooter on Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:21 pm

80. hook yourself up to a colostomy bag before beginning a sh*t load of turns... pun intended...-6cd
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Robinette on Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:23 pm

81. Never EVER give up

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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby owenshooter on Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:17 am

82. never hump ice while playing CC...-6cd


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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Timminz on Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:07 pm

83. Leave Glide out of this!


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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby owenshooter on Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:26 pm

84. suck it up cupcake...-6cd


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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Robinette on Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:19 pm

wow... i got a lot of mileage out of that pic...

85. Don't take out an opponent until they have the right number of cards

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w a i t for it...
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Megadeth666 on Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:31 pm

86:

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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby theconquerer1995 on Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:09 pm

Sentinel XIV wrote:666. Sell your soul to Satan.


:lol: Nice number for that Sentinel! :lol:



#87: Make a cool sig (like mine) and scare your opponents into deadbeating or suiciding.
2008-11-26 12:51:53 - Moran555: i don't team up on people, i just attack whoever that will benefit me the most and yes that was red
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby e_i_pi on Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:11 am

88: Major in "n00b Farming" at Stuyvesant High School
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby karelpietertje on Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:32 am

learn how to take 12 territories per second and play freestyle speedgames.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby dezzy26 on Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:28 am

89. threaten legal action against cc if things don't go your way :lol: :lol: :lol:
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