Combat with materials #2

[Snorri1234]

After growing tired of torturing innocent villagers on my altar to make my powers greater, I decide to nail the Invincible diplomat onto the altar so that his continually-streaming blood fuels my power eternally.

I decide to include my architect in a dark summoning ritual. The demons and sheer magical power warp his mind and turn him completely insane. His uncontrollable gibbering and self-mutilation has not influenced his skills greatly, so I order him to design me a torture-factory with the sickest torture-chambers that his imagination can conjure.

My slaves have turned to cannibalism and have raped, tortured and eaten the villagers in my realm. They have become twisted, unholy abominations who go about their tasks with sadistic glee and no heed for their own bodies. Their faces are horribly scarred and they have taken to filing their teeth into points.

The screams of my diplomat have gotten my attention and with my acolytes I peform a Dark Ritual on him carving unholy symbols in his skin with rusty nails. Our incantations rise to a high pitch as I let a demon posses him. He tries to break out of his bonds but he is unable to do so.


The magic oozing from my palace and the altar have influenced my acolytes though. They have mutated with extra eyes, tentacles and feathers over their body.


My army is unsuccesfull in their attempts. They were unable to locate DM, though they heard about wedding preparations for some insignificant leader.

I decide to enhance my fighting men by replacing their hands with metal claws forged from nails. I also have armor crafted by my slaves which I have infused with unholy energy which makes it crackle with lightning and turns normal people mad when they look at it. This is fused to their bodies while I introduce them into my cult. They swear allegiance to their new Dark Master and when they walk out of my castle they are not men anymore. They are inhuman fighting monsters with the strenght of deamons and the cunningness of gods.

I now have:
unlimit generator of bricks
unlimit generator of barrels
unlimit generator of water
unlimit generator of nets
unlimit generator of hinges
unlimit generator of nails
unlimit generator of planks of wood
unlimit generator of engines
1x Mountain lair somewhere is an eastern-european country.
2x Mountains left.
85x cannibalistic, murderous slaves
1xarchitects (completely mad now)
1xengineers
13x13 Machines of Destruction
10x Acolytes sworn to serve our Dark Master (mutated)
9x Warriors of the Dark Master with unholy armour and large claws
1x Living Embodiment of Rage
1xinvincible diplomat(mutilated, possesed and bound to my altar)

[Ditocoaf]

I receive the 1x jigger of blood and blie from Neoteny, and instantly know what this means...

My genetic engineer injects the architect with a mysterious substance... then 5xmolemen seize him, and carry him out into the sea. He quickly drowns, but his body keeps moving, unnaturally twitching and stiffening. The molemen quicken their pace, soon swimming unimaginable speeds. As they approach the exact opposite side of the globe from my 1xinexterminable aquatic fortress, sharp beams of light pour out of the architect's every orifice. His entire body's matter is converted to pure energy. The earth shakes, the seas boil (the molemen are incinerated as they too become part of the powerful reaction). The only part of his body that is not consumed is his blood... this, consuming the chain reactions of pure nuclear energy, increases in quantity, slowly spreading over the ocean floor. Soon, the nuclear destruction is prevented from devouring the earth, and all that remains, where once there was water, there are oceans of blood, still at boiling temperatures. My indeterminable fortress has survived, and my vincible molemen have already escaped to the surface (the blood level being much lower than the usual depth of water, they begin to explore the newly exposed lands). I continue to plot my next move, surrounded by my mockeries of god, and my sea of blood.

I send 3,000,000 invincible mockeries of god to circle Neoteny's technodrome and stand around menacingly. For good measure, I send 9,000,000 more to loiter around those.

I send 2 molemen as an envoy to attend DM's wedding.


I now have:

unlimit generator of bricks
unlimit generator of barrels
unlimit generator of water
unlimit generator of nets
unlimit generator of hinges
unlimit generator of nails
unlimit generator of planks of wood
unlimit generator of engines
1xmountains remaining
1xoceans of boiling blood
1xunderwater mountain
1xinexterminable bloody fortress
7,340,025xmutant zombie meralien ninja pirate knights, who are actually cyborgs, and teenagers. (aka molemen)
An exponentially growing number of invincible molemen (aka mockeries of god)
12xbillion MoG's loitering menacingly around Neoteny's technodrome
1xjigger of blood and bile
1xgenetic engineers

[pancakemix]

I shoot you all with bricks.

[Nikolai]

Hey Dito...

WHAT WAS THE MYSTERIOUS SUBSTANCE, AND WHERE DID YOU GET IT?!?!?!!??!??!!

[Ditocoaf]

Hey Dito...
What was the mysterious substance, and where did you get it?

If I told you, it wouldn't be mysterious, now would it?

[viking97]

First i steal the 10x from fighting me and multi ply itit by the 100x slaves so now i have 1,000
fighting slaves.i steal 3x from mountains and multiply it by 1,000x so now i have 3,000x fighting volcano slaves.Now i use the blood from the invicible diplomat on Snorri1234's alter and now i give it to genetic engineer that someone made earlier and he infuse's it into my fighting volcano slaves so i now i put everything else i own into mountains. i now stalk the earth with my mountainsthe mountains now destroy the earth then come back together to form a new planet

I now have
1xinvincble mountain planet(mountain #2458 was launched into Nikolai's black hole beacuse there wer survivors on it.)
11xunused objects(u will ask about diplomat but he belonged to some one else)

[Ditocoaf]

First i steal the 10x from fighting me and multi ply itit by the 100x slaves so now i have 1,000
fighting slaves.i steal 3x from mountains and multiply it by 1,000x so now i have 3,000x fighting volcano slaves.Now i use the blood from the invicible diplomat on Snorri1234's alter and now i give it to genetic engineer that someone made earlier and he infuse's it into my fighting volcano slaves so i now i put everything else i own into mountains. i now stalk the earth with my mountainsthe mountains now destroy the earth then come back together to form a new planet

I now have
1xinvincble mountain planet(mountain #2458 was launched into Nikolai's black hole beacuse there wer survivors on it.)
11xunused objects(u will ask about diplomat but he belonged to some one else)

You can't use my genetic engineer, so the whole plan fails. Game over.

[Nikolai]

Hey Dito...
What was the mysterious substance, and where did you get it?

If I told you, it wouldn't be mysterious, now would it?

Hmm... good point.

[Simon Viavant]

Oops, at the end of last post I forgot:

unlimit generator of bricks
unlimit generator of barrels
unlimit generator of water
unlimit generator of nets
unlimit generator of hinges
unlimit generator of nails
unlimit generator of planks of wood
unlimit generator of engines
1,000xslaves
1,000xinvincible robot people with demonic powers (including flying and throwing fireballs out of thin air).
10xfighting men (unarmed and unarmored)
1xevil, sinister looking castle.
1xgenetic engineer/generally insane person possessed by the devil
1xarchitect
1xinvincible diplomat

So my army that I sent to attack Snorri got bored and decided to go to McDonalds and have a dance off instead. They're back now. So now for new actions. I expand upon my sinister castle and several new wings including a cinema, a McDonalds (partly to prevent another of last night's fiasco), many new luxury suites, a whore house, a casino, and a swimming pool. Future plans call for a ski hill the mountain and a Starbucks inside. Yes, I know I didn't have the technology, I conjured the necessary materials out of thin air using my Satanic powers. Anyone wishing to rent space in my new complex please contact me. My people have multiplied vastly in the last couple days, now I have 100 fighting men, 10,000 invincible robots with demonic superpowers, and 100,000 slaves. I gather all my fighting men to the Satan alter on a night that's totally black but with a lightning storm like in a horror movie. They go in and their bodies have transformed. Satan has entered their souls and now they have horrible demonic powers. Each one of them becomes a High Priest. Each of them is bonded to ten of the killer robot-people through an unholy ritual and now they always have their killer robot lackeys with them and they can't die unless all of their killer robot-people are destroyed. (and they're invincible by the way) I have one last ritual to perform on myself. I am taken into the Satan Alter. I have unholy revelations. Lightning strikes. All of the High Priests surround the Alter and say unholy chants. They sacrifice a couple of the prettier slave girls. I soon have the power and knowledge of mighty demons as well as the great Satan himself. I come out 7 feet tall and super buff and I am now invincible with great knowledge and unholy superpowers. As the Dark Lord, all of the High Priests are bonded to me as the robot people were bonded to them. My and architect and genetic engineer/mad, demon-possesed scientist work frantically all night. The architect builds a frame of a gigantic bird from steel from melted nails. The mad scientist takes a real bird and chains to to the heart of the beast. The high priests surround it and animate it and give it life through unholy and extremely annoying high pitched songs. The giant bird comes to life. I send a high priest his guards to attend DMs wedding. I give my troops a free night and they go off to have fun raping and pillaging the countryside. Several important officials and envoys check into my hotel in my new complex as well as many normal visitors, who are soon molested by my high priests. Business is going well and I begin to rake in cash. I take the night off and hit the whore house.

I now have:
unlimit generator of bricks
unlimit generator of barrels
unlimit generator of water
unlimit generator of nets
unlimit generator of hinges
unlimit generator of nails
unlimit generator of planks of wood
unlimit generator of engines
100,000xslaves
10,000xinvincible robot people
100xhigh priests
1xevil, sinister looking castle with new luxury complex.
1xmad scientist
1xarchitect
1xinvincible diplomat
1xgiant bird of terror

[viking97]

First i steal the 10x from fighting me and multi ply itit by the 100x slaves so now i have 1,000
fighting slaves.i steal 3x from mountains and multiply it by 1,000x so now i have 3,000x fighting volcano slaves.Now i use the blood from the invicible diplomat on Snorri1234's alter and now i give it to genetic engineer that someone made earlier and he infuse's it into my fighting volcano slaves so i now i put everything else i own into mountains. i now stalk the earth with my mountainsthe mountains now destroy the earth then come back together to form a new planet

I now have
1xinvincble mountain planet(mountain #2458 was launched into Nikolai's black hole beacuse there wer survivors on it.)
11xunused objects(u will ask about diplomat but he belonged to some one else)

You can't use my genetic engineer, so the whole plan fails. Game over.

Even without engineer my mountains are still almost invincble simply because of size

[Ditocoaf]

First i steal the 10x from fighting me and multi ply itit by the 100x slaves so now i have 1,000
fighting slaves.i steal 3x from mountains and multiply it by 1,000x so now i have 3,000x fighting volcano slaves.Now i use the blood from the invicible diplomat on Snorri1234's alter and now i give it to genetic engineer that someone made earlier and he infuse's it into my fighting volcano slaves so i now i put everything else i own into mountains. i now stalk the earth with my mountainsthe mountains now destroy the earth then come back together to form a new planet

I now have
1xinvincble mountain planet(mountain #2458 was launched into Nikolai's black hole beacuse there wer survivors on it.)
11xunused objects(u will ask about diplomat but he belonged to some one else)

You can't use my genetic engineer, so the whole plan fails. Game over.

Even without engineer my mountains are still almost invincble simply because of size

Retype the whole thing, then, without the genetic engineer. No copy/pasting. Keep in mind, now we all know your plans, and trillions of invincible molemen are trying to stop you.

[Simon Viavant]

Plus I can buy all mountains and get a monopoly on them because of the massive market power and huge treasury I now control with of my new luxury complex, which has been raking in big profits btw. So without your precious mountains, your plan is nothing.

[Neoteny]

Firstly, I'd like to point out that if food were not included in our initial list of items, all our slaves would have starved to death by now. My cookie reward is still valid. On to my actions...

As made apparent from the masses of loitering molemen surrounding my mountain, my offering of unholy blood and bile was not a fair trade as perceived by Dito. I send my unholy ninja to reconnoiter the situation.

In the meantime, I finish giving Candi a dirty Sanchez (dirty girl), and I have some of the blood and bile injected into the uteruses of all of my female slaves. I then command them to have a constant, sexy, wet, sloppy orgy. All fetishes that turn you on are included. Unless constant wet, sloppy orgies are a turn-off for you. You're screwed.

The blood and bile mix with the blood in the women and increase the metabolism of the women's reproductive tract. They grow and expel babies at the rate of four a day. These are kept in a pile next to my forming Grand Cannon, which is nearing completion.

My engineer returns to me with an army of five-hundred bipedal rodent-bots. I give him a cookie. I set one hundred of these around my mountain as a first defense from a moleman scouting party.

I remove my diplomat from his barrel. I detach his testicles with a rusty nail and harvest the writhing creature's eyes with my bare hands. I send the testicles to Dito, and the eyes to DM.

My items:
unlimit generator of bricks
unlimit generator of barrels
unlimit generator of water
unlimit generator of nets
unlimit generator of hinges
unlimit generator of nails
unlimit generator of planks of wood
unlimit generator of engines
1x mountains
98x weak* slaves(*will die in combat)
1x architects
1x engineers
9x unarmed unarmoured fighting men
1x insane, invincible, skinless, lungless, eyeless, testicle-less diplomat in a barrel
1x barrel of blood and bile
1x unarmed, unholy ninja w/ +200 skin of invincibility and loathing
1x Technodrome w/ 1x Starbucks
1x Zombie stripper (Dito's ma)
156x baby ammo
500x Mousers

[Simon Viavant]

Now for my next actions: I begin a franchise and build outlets and mini versions of my luxury complex all over the country. I become a multi-billionaire. My business expands into more diverse industries. I begin to build a massive army of hired goons. Meanwhile my people have multiplied to: 1,000,000 robot-people and 100,000,000 slaves. I establish my own small nation with my huge economic power. I establish a gestapo force. I begin to commit genocide against non Mormons as Mormons are the only pure ones. My architect and mad scientist have been very busy building 14 new terror birds. My mad scientist has also genetically engineered cows to grow to maturity from conception in 3 days. I purchase a massive supply of cows and begin the new treatment on them. I test my terror birds in the field and find they can drop cows on enemies with devastating effect. I increase my harem. My high priests and mad scientist meet on the borders of my mountain fortress. They build a magnetic field around my fortress (that extends into the air and underground too) that causes moleman DNA to break down which causes "god defying" molemen to disintegrate. They also build an flying fortress with the same magnetic field around it I hire out John McCain's army of lizardmen. My high priests cast unholy spells on the trees in the dark sinister forest around my mountain making them gain consciousness and pull up their roots to become mobile and become my unholy minions. My holocaust on non Mormons is going well. Now my kingdom is being narrowed down to only the pure. Stubborn resistance groups have sprung up, but they are being eradicated and suppressed. My diplomat is now my purification officer.

I now have:
unlimited generator of bricks
unlimited generator of barrels
unlimited generator of water
unlimited generator of nets
unlimited generator of hinges
unlimited generator of nails
unlimited generator of planks of wood
unlimited generator of engines
100,000,000xslaves
1,000,000xinvincible robot people
100xhigh priests
1xevil, sinister looking castle with new luxury complex.
100xchain outlets of my luxury complex
10,000,000 hired goons and gestapo
1xmad scientist
1xarchitect
1xMormon purification officer
15xgiant birds of terror
10,000xcows as ammo for giant birds of terror
500,000xarmed lizardmen
1,000,000xtree demons
1xanti-molemen magnetic field around my roftress
1xgaint aircraft that carries anti-molemen magnetic field
100xpretty slavegirls in my harem

[atheistheretic]

I have my archetect and engineer work on a deeply inland fortress/battle station plan, while my people dedecate themselves to the art of reproduction, trained in the art of being sly by the undying diplomat, and loyalty by my soldiers, my diplomat spends as much time as he can making more little diplomats(who happen to be invincible) I turn his kids who don't carry that gene into engineers and archetects.

Somewhere along the line my slaves create my and the brains's fortress, and begin plans on the fortress of slaves and warriors/love shack on one island and the outer islands/mountains(it is a ringed island, looking like the target logo) uber fortress and long range offensive attack base.

I build my outer walls out of bricks fortified with nails, making it impregnable, These walls are as high as a a college freshman who just met his first drug dealer, fortified be a diagonal wall.

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I use the unilimited supply of nails, engines, hinges, and planks of wood to quake style nail guns and equip everyone 5 times over with a healthy stash left over for my secret backup squad in the inner isle.

I use the supplies to make go cart style vehicles for high speed combat, and scrapped engine parts to make odd looking, nail gun equipped tanks.

My scientists reverse engineer the devices and find the common thread, I now have the capability to generate unlimited supplies of any kind, if I have a copy first, I make a modified nail generator, to be an unlimited, speed of light nail gun.

I then make an unlimited generator of said guns, and several are grouped together on the outer walls and can and will destroy anything in sight, numerous passerby whales "test" the guns.

My genetic engineers partner with my weapons engineers to create an unstoppable beast, and 70 super powerful super intelligent super beasts.

Unlimited generator of bricks
Unlimited generator of barrels
Unlimited generator of water
Unlimited generator of nets
Unlimited generator of hinges
Unlimited generator of nails
Unlimited generator of planks of wood
Unlimited generator of engines
1xself
700xworkers(*will die in combat)
50xarchitects
100xengineers(who are quite tough, almost invincible due to the genes)
200xarmed armoured fighting men
1xinvincible diplomat(who never ages)
50 invincible swat soldiers(spawn of diplomat)
7000 nail guns
1102 vehicles
250 tanks
360 guns around the outerwalls
<classified>

[Ditocoaf]

It turns out mole people are militantly anti-money, and so half the MoG's (shh. there's such thing as half of infinity if I say so) march out to Simon Viviant's capitalist empire and swarm it. They disinigrate, sure, but they're invincible. Viking said "invincible," and invincible means invincible... so the MoG's disintegrate, their particles fall through the magnetic field, and then they reform on the other side. They are in such numbers, that his entire existence (everything he owns) is soon covered, and the overhead dramatic camera shot can't see anything but a big flowing mass. When they disperse, all that's left is:

All those unlimited generators
150x sterile slaves
5xhigh preists
1xmad scientist
1xarchitect
1xMormon purification officer
2xgiant birds of terror
99xpretty slavegirls in his harem
1xMcDonalds (but no ice!)

His 1,000,000 invincible robot people are being pinned down and held in place at the bottom of the ocean floor (which is now made of blood, remember), by 3,000,000 of my invincible robot merailien mutant zombie ninja pirate knights (who are also teenagers).

I receive Neoteny's 1x unarmed, unholy ninja w/ +200 skin of invincibility and loathing, and wait for him to speak. When he does not, I send him off with a few of the ninja zombies on a tour of some of the more useless yet impressive meralien technology, while he figures out what he's here for.

Meanwhile, my genetic engineer discovers something so ironic about the mole people that, instead of being vocalized, it must be written down: their greatest weakness. I read this, appreciate the irony, and put it in my back pocket.

unlimit generator of bricks
unlimit generator of barrels
unlimit generator of water
unlimit generator of nets
unlimit generator of hinges
unlimit generator of nails
unlimit generator of planks of wood
unlimit generator of engines
1xmountains remaining
1xoceans of boiling blood
1xunderwater mountain
1xinexterminable bloody fortress
7,340,022xmutant zombie meralien ninja pirate knights, who are actually cyborgs, and teenagers. (aka molemen)
3xmolemen giving a tour for 1x unarmed, unholy ninja w/ +200 skin of invincibility and loathing
∞xinvincible molemen (aka mockeries of god)
12xbillion MoG's loitering menacingly around Neoteny's technodrome
1xjigger of blood and bile
1xgenetic engineers
1xironic weakness written on a post-it note, stuck in my back pocket
1xpretty slavegirl

Oh, and I thought this was interesting:

artist's rendition of the mole people, by pancakemix

[atheistheretic]

My genetic engineers partner with my weapons engineers and quantum physicists and make a sphere 100 feet out from my brain entirely controlled by my mind, and do the same to another man, who with the help of my secret team finds his way into ditocoafs base, and is driven insane by what he sees, causing all sorts of freaky havoc you don't even want to know about, he destroys his own body and mind and creates a black holeish vaccum which sucks all of ditocoafs base in, and ditocoaf himself it moves to ditocoafs warriors and sucks them all and simon's empires in.

My secret team ends the madness and a flurry of bizarre shapes and hideous landscape remains in what was once ditocoafs and simons bases, ditocoaf and simon themselves and their subjects are trapped in the madness, and remain a part of the insane mans mind, who no longer influences reality, your souls are a figment of his imagination, and he is kept in a soft room in a funny farm.

[Ditocoaf]

The mole people, already being figments of my imagination, are now doubly figments, and therefore real (because [i/(i/x)] = x). This game may not be real, but they now are... they begin to walk slowly towards all of you, as you sit at your computer playing this futile game of fantasy.

I now have
1xlaptop sitting on my dorm room desk
1xroomate's birthday party to attend in 15 minutes
1xcalculus class to attend tomorrow at 8:10 in the morning (shudder)
7,340,022xmolemen slowly approaching people who are only my enemies in this game... but they don't know that...

[Simon Viavant]

My five remaining high priests go to the Satan Alter and call all of my forces back from the dead. I sue Dito for vandalism and get all of my property back. I learned from my mistake about disintegrating molemen. They are invincible, so this time my weapons are designed to make them go into a vegetative state and stand invincible but useless. I make 100 invincible submarines and send them down with a mind field to make molemen into vegetables. My army of robots returns to the surface. I change my anti-disintegration fields to mind-fields and equip all outlets of my corporate empire with them as well as my fortress and 5 large warplanes. I make more birds of terror and equip all weapons of mine as well as DNA of my non human minions with anti-molemen technology and DNA, respectively. I increase my harem to 200. Dito is identified as a non Mormon and therefore this becomes a Holy War to maintain mormon supremacy. I equip all McDonalds' under my control with extra ice in case such a terrible McDonalds tragedy should ever occur again. I increase my cow inventory and prepare for cow bombardment of dito's fortress. I am at a severe shortage of cookies and send a few of my best spies (who are also hookers) in to find out where Neo gets his seemingly endless supply of cookies.

[Nikolai]

I, God, award Ditocoaf a cookie - of the normal chocolate chip variety - for being the first to take real agressive action. (However, for mocking me with his molemen, I sneeze at it before putting it in the napkin. [And because Ditocoaf is clever, I then ensure that there is no DNA or divine residue that he could use to further his schemes. Just a normal delicious chocolate chip cookie.]) I must also award atheistheretic for attempting to create a Large Hadron Collider (a.k.a. infinite generator of infinite generators) but I have no ideas regarding appropriate rewards. I lay back in my hammock in the tree fort and drink cool margaritas while considering what I should give atheistheretic.

Ditocoaf gains: 1x normal delicious chocolate chip cookie.

[animorpherv1]

I use my diplomat to go make peace w/ Dito's army. I then send Neoteny 1x weak slave girl. I place my moountains in a triangle, but a very close triangle, so we can be prepared at all times. I then think, and invent the cake. I make 10 slaves become bakers. The rest of my slaves all go and make 3 castles w/ my generators. I make my architect invent weapons. I then become king of the castles. I give 10 weapons to my fighting men.

My slaves are done making the castles, I send 10 of them to become recruits. For every paragprah I type I get 2 more fighting men.

I now have:
unlimit generator of bricks
unlimit generator of barrels
unlimit generator of water
unlimit generator of nets
unlimit generator of hinges
unlimit generator of nails
unlimit generator of planks of wood
unlimit generator of engines
79x weak slaves
1x architects
1x engineers
14x armed unarmoured fighting men
1x invincible diplomat off to make peace
10x bakers
1x king (me)
10x trainers (power: give me 2 fighting men per paragprah)

Neoteny gets: 1x weak slave girl.

[viking97]

I use my diplomat to go make peace w/ Dito's army. I then send Neoteny 1x weak slave girl. I place my moountains in a triangle, but a very close triangle, so we can be prepared at all times. I then think, and invent the cake. I make 10 slaves become bakers. The rest of my slaves all go and make 3 castles w/ my generators. I make my architect invent weapons. I then become king of the castles. I give 10 weapons to my fighting men.

My slaves are done making the castles, I send 10 of them to become recruits. For every paragprah I type I get 2 more fighting men.

I now have:
unlimit generator of bricks
unlimit generator of barrels
unlimit generator of water
unlimit generator of nets
unlimit generator of hinges
unlimit generator of nails
unlimit generator of planks of wood
unlimit generator of engines
79x weak slaves
1x architects
1x engineers
14x armed unarmoured fighting men
1x invincible diplomat off to make peace
10x bakers
1x king (me)
10x trainers (power: give me 2 fighting men per paragprah)

Neoteny gets: 1x weak slave girl.

Warning! rules broken! wer did the ingredients for the cake come from and WER did the weapons comes from?!?

[viking97]

first i will ask Ditocoaf (creator of mole men) for an agreement.Plz respond ditocoaf!
As host i can bend rules.Ditocoaf, if u give half all ur molemen that will ever be created i will change rules so that u can have unlimited generator of "use the force" drugs(so anyone who swallows these can use the Force)(the FORCE is a copyright of star wars).

Do u agree Ditocoaf?

I will soon have:

Lots of mole men who can use the force.

[animorpherv1]

I use my diplomat to go make peace w/ Dito's army. I then send Neoteny 1x weak slave girl. I place my moountains in a triangle, but a very close triangle, so we can be prepared at all times. I then think, and invent the cake. I make 10 slaves become bakers. The rest of my slaves all go and make 3 castles w/ my generators. I make my architect invent weapons. I then become king of the castles. I give 10 weapons to my fighting men.

My slaves are done making the castles, I send 10 of them to become recruits. For every paragprah I type I get 2 more fighting men.

I now have:
unlimit generator of bricks
unlimit generator of barrels
unlimit generator of water
unlimit generator of nets
unlimit generator of hinges
unlimit generator of nails
unlimit generator of planks of wood
unlimit generator of engines
79x weak slaves
1x architects
1x engineers
14x armed unarmoured fighting men
1x invincible diplomat off to make peace
10x bakers
1x king (me)
10x trainers (power: give me 2 fighting men per paragprah)

Neoteny gets: 1x weak slave girl.

Warning! rules broken! wer did the ingredients for the cake come from and WER did the weapons comes from?!?

I'm in the plains. I found the ingredients. There are steel factories nearby.

[Simon Viavant]

My and my army can already use the force, except it comes from Satan, not Star Wars.