Misheard Song Lyric Game

[Hsur]

Post your favorite misheard song lyric, giving the real lyric along with it.
You can also post about someone else's if you think you have a better lyric.


Here is my favorite. Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze.


Misheard lyric,

" 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy "



Real lyric,

" 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky "

[pancakemix]

"There's a bad moon on the rise" --> "There's a bathroom on the right"

[nagerous]

whoah, we're going to eat pizza...

[browng-08]

rock the cat box!

[andre the giant]

"Let the bodies hit the Flo."



http://www2.tcworks.net/~michelob/bodies.html

[Hsur]

Here's one from The Beatles,

8 gays are weak.......

should be,

8 Days A Week........

[jonesthecurl]

"young girls with eyes like potatoes" (Madonna)

[jonesthecurl]

"You go an get stuffed, the tough get goin'"

[The1exile]

whoah, we're going to eat pizza...

Classic.

[Frop]

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

[The1exile]

...that was misheard?

Anyway to get back on topic:

"yes I'm 'cisco yes I'm evo and you're getting two thumbs up"

[Frop]

...that was misheard?

Wait, you want to say they're actually singing 'zigazig ha'?

[The1exile]

Wait, you want to say they're actually singing 'zigazig ha'?

Frankly, I can't claim to be a connoisseur of spice girls music, since the last time i heard any of it was in a business studies report on advertising, but I thought that was the actual lyrics, as urbandictionary will back me: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... g-a-zig-ah

[Frop]

Wait, you want to say they're actually singing 'zigazig ha'?

Frankly, I can't claim to be a connoisseur of spice girls music, since the last time i heard any of it was in a business studies report on advertising, but I thought that was the actual lyrics, as urbandictionary will back me: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... g-a-zig-ah

That's ludicrous, not to mention I suddenly feel this strong urge to stab myself in the neck with a pencil.

Don't tell me that these lyrics aren't misheard either.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[Hsur]

Don't tell me that these lyrics aren't misheard either.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

What's the correct lyric?

[pancakemix]

Don't tell me that these lyrics aren't misheard either.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

What's the correct lyric?

"Milkshake" has another meaning. Think about it.

[The1exile]

Don't tell me that these lyrics aren't misheard either.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

It's a euphemism.

[Hsur]

Milkshakes---> ( . )( . )

How about this one,

Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...

[Hsur]

Just heard Pink Floyd on the radio and it reminded me of this.

How can you have any p*ssy,
If you don't beat your meat!