Reasons why Jay_a2j shouldnt breed.

by **reverend_kyle** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:17 am

I would have posted this in flame wars but jay doesn't read that so he wouldn't be able to defend himself.. and more people would enjoy it here anyways.

http://www.myspace.com/therightwingconspiracy

by **Mirak** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:43 am

No... he should breed pigs as he has so many pearls of wisdom to dispense :wink:

by **mandalorian2298** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:23 am

He shouldn't breed because dancing bears are danger to society (even square-dancing bears like Jay).

by **vtmarik** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:25 am

Let him breed, but let God turn his offspring's ankles, so we may know them by their limping.

EDIT: To a mod, should this be moved to flame wars? I'm not saying that Jay doesn't deserve it, i'm just saying that maybe this isn't the right forum...

by **reverend_kyle** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:50 am

vtmarik wrote:

EDIT: To a mod, should this be moved to flame wars? I'm not saying that Jay doesn't deserve it, i'm just saying that maybe this isn't the right forum...

REad first post.

by **Backglass** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:10 am

You cant stop him from breeding as he has a master race to create.

After all, he IS better than all of you. :roll:

by **MeDeFe** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:41 pm

He should suffer the same fate as that eagle, poor animal, beheaded just to make a nice background for some internet site... :.(

Nah, just joking, let him breed and see his children grow up to be rational, sensible flag-waving liberals.

by **vtmarik** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:56 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:REad first post.

You aren't the boss of me.

by **morph** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:01 pm

if that is his myspace... that is really annoying, lil rich kid lookin prep.... makes me wanna send him into a poor life and see how others have to survive...

by **mr. incrediball** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:45 pm

now if i'm right, jay doesn't live in north carolina like the guy in the myspace does, does he?

by **reverend_kyle** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:53 pm

of course that is not jay or jay\'s kid... however I assume jay\'s offspring would resemble that kid.

by **what,me worry?** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:54 pm

I dont care if Jay breeds or not, but i just think his girlfriend would like my breakfast in the morning better than his. Jay: can you ask her if its scrambled or over easy ?

by **salvadevinemasse** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:34 pm

Jay should be able to breed.. But we'll just have to put duct tape on his mouth so he can't speak to the kid about religion! Thats all..We after all want this kid to be a normal non cult type.. We also should be able to pick the person he has to breed with.. I vote for a hippy type! To boot we should tie him up so he can't take the kid away and leave to some unknown destination.... What do you guys think?

Jay has a g/f? What do we know about her? Is she umm normal or not?

salva-

*Jay this is all in good fun..Hope you realize we wouldnt really tie you up or anything*

by **reverend_kyle** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:20 pm

salvadevinemasse wrote:
*Jay this is all in good fun..Hope you realize we wouldnt really tie you up or anything*

Speak for yourself. :wink:

by **mandalorian2298** on Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:31 pm

Yeah, I dig the idea of breeding mini-jays for scientific purposes. Just don't let them roam freely :shock:

Even with one Jay around you never know what you're gonna hear next, but imagine if bunch of little bear-preachers started runnin' around, gibbering. There wouldn't be a sane person left :shock:

by **MeDeFe** on Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:12 am

so... is it or isn't it his myspace page? Because I was assuming it was...

by **what,me worry?** on Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:25 am

that was my assumption as well. If that wasnt his myspace page then....that wasnt his girlfriend........? well this just got akward.......if that was someones elses girlfriend i suck at cooking........so..........ok then *runs*

by **Backglass** on Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:27 am

It is not jay. But if it were, it would sure explain a lot! :lol:

by **mandalorian2298** on Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:57 pm

Nah...you can't explain Jay. You have to believe in him O:-)

by **salvadevinemasse** on Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:46 pm

what,me worry? wrote:that was my assumption as well. If that wasnt his myspace page then....that wasnt his girlfriend........? well this just got akward.......if that was someones elses girlfriend i suck at cooking........so..........ok then *runs*

What,Me Worry-
If your not worried then why are you running? lol. Why would you offer to cook something for someone in the morning if you cant cook? I just don't get that at all! What would you cook her canned soup? lol.

Salva-

by **MeDeFe** on Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:00 pm

pea soup, easy, tasty, nutritional.

by **salvadevinemasse** on Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:19 pm

MeDeFe wrote:pea soup, easy, tasty, nutritional.

lol, true!

salva-

by **Machiavelli** on Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:49 pm

Cook her some ego waffles, preferably the chocolatechip kind

by **reverend_kyle** on Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:38 am

mandalorian2298 wrote:Nah...you can't explain Jay. You have to believe in him O:-)

Classic.

by **what,me worry?** on Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:14 am

Im running because i like to stay fit, I can cook but only for hot girls or after smoking a blunt. for instance i just finished smoking and this hot pocket s F*cking delicious

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