announcing the new conquer club champion

[Pedronicus]

This lamont geezer can't play a game of risk to save his life (judging by his game records so far)

but i think hes top notch in all that he's written in the thread.

Welcome to CC Lamont - I'm on your side mate. from Pete

[AAFitz]

lamont...offer to be partners for a couple of games...no doubt your first still exists....very good job, riling everyone up though...

[what,me worry?]

No offense lamont, but how do we even know your just not BS'ing. If its true, thats cool i guess but can i be the first one to say i that im not convinced.

Im sorry......I really just have to get this out.....I hate to be a dick about it everyone but i told you so. please look at the time and date or even better, look at the first page. while everyone was sucking him up, i tried telling everyone. Thank you im done ranting now.

[KoolBak]

Well I have been playing risk longer than most folks on this site have been alive...I (used to) consider myself a pretty damn good player but loook at my freaking rank...never been above a captain for crap sake....

Lament is getting whacked hard in our game! Gotta expect it posting like that, but what the hell? Makes it a challenge! Games are fun even when ya lose, assuming there's no pussies allying.....

Tanar - I am gonna go start a couple games with my standard PW...please do join my friend.

And by the way, I dont know Dick! LOL!!!!

[Sammy gags]

i was just reading this thread & just wanted 2 drop by 2 tell lamont that i dont like him

[lamont]

This lamont geezer can't play a game of risk to save his life (judging by his game records so far)

but i think hes top notch in all that he's written in the thread.

Welcome to CC Lamont - I'm on your side mate. from Pete

why thank you pete, im warmly touched.
i think your observations are on the money.
lovely to be here.

[KoolBak]

First nice thing I've ever seen Pedro write....;o)

[Robinette]

bloody 'ell... somebody hacked Pedros password and is Gassing it! Where's Old Bill when we need him!

Just when it looked like lamont was on his J's,
the barmy Shower Roadman decides to stick up for the jammy Porker...

Must be that both the stroppy bastards are bleeding east-enders for Christ's sake...

(above post is spoken in London slang)

[AAFitz]

i believe he sees the tongue in cheek humor lamont is clearly using as well as the volumes of upset people he has managed to create with his first post on his first day...not my style, but brilliant in its own way...

[lamont]

thank you all
things are finally comming around.
i am an eastender.
go the o's

[Pedronicus]

YES! - another Brisbaine Road Nutter. Which is nice!

the 158 that stops outside my house - goes to Orient, and I still never manage to go that often!

[shultz]

damn lomant you played against big blue? encredible

[Zackismet]

i'm still waiting for you to win a game. Playing online is definatly not an excuse to lose compared to playing boards

[Robinette]

I don't Adam and Eve it!

So I was actually on the Isle of Wight!

Pedro, You lost your jekyll or something?

It's chicken oriental down the nuclear.

That Pedro geezer is a right jam roll,

and Lamont, well ‘e’s a bit of a merry old soul.

Do you think either of them is behind with the rent?


Above post is spoken in London Slang... stay tuned for the translation...

[Robinette]

:shock: bloody 'ell... somebody hacked Pedros password and is Gassing it! Where's Old Bill when we need him!

Just when it looked like lamont was on his J's,

the barmy Shower Roadman decides to stick up for the jammy Porker...

Must be that both the stroppy bastards are bleeding east-enders for Christ's sake...

London slang translation:
somebody hacked Pedros password and is Gassing it!(talking rubbish)
Where's Old Bill (Police) when we need him!
Just when it looked like lamont was on his J's, (on his own)
the barmy (crazy) Shower Roadman (an individual of significance within urban communities) decides to stick up for the jammy (lucky) Porker (Liar)...
Must be that both the stroppy (sulky and/or crabbie) bastards are bleeding east-enders for Christ's sake...

thank you all. things are finally comming around.

i am an eastender. go the o's

YES! - another Brisbaine Road Nutter.

Which is nice! The 158 that stops outside my house - goes to Orient, and I still never manage to go that often!

London slang translation:
Brisbaine Road Nutter (Matchday Stadium - where the Leyton Orient play that funny kind of football that we call soccer)
The 158 (bus route from Strafford to Chingford Mount)

I don't Adam and Eve it!

So I was actually on the Isle of Wight!

Pedro, You lost your jekyll or something?

It's chicken oriental down the nuclear.

That Pedro geezer is a right jam roll,

and Lamont, well ‘e’s a bit of a merry old soul.

Do you think either of them is behind with the rent?

London Slang translation:
I don't Adam and Eve it! (I don't believe it)
So I was actually on the Isle of Wight! (I was right!)
Pedro, You lost your jekyll or something? (Have you no pride?)
It's chicken oriental down the nuclear. (they're mental, crazy)
That Pedro geezer is a right jam roll, (Pedro's an Arsehole)
and Lamont, well ‘e’s a bit of a merry old soul. (Lamont's an Arsehole)
Do you think either of them is behind with the rent? (Are they homosexuals?)

And that is about all the London Slang I know

[Pedronicus]

Your knowledge of the 158 Bus route blew me away Robin.

how much is a ticket?
or should I just get me self sorted wiv one of doe's oystah kards?

(ps - you forgot to point out in your translation that it had all kicked off down the Battle cruiser)

boy - this girls good!

I'm gonna have to take you down the cafe Where Ron and Reg used to partake in a cup of splosh!

[KoolBak]

*hides in the corner, confused*

[Robinette]

*hides in the corner, confused*

That is one of the funniest things I've read all weekend...
Those words combined with your avatar, well... it was perfect!

[KoolBak]

;o)

I'm just a caveman......

[Robinette]

Your knowledge of the 158 Bus route blew me away Robin.

how much is a ticket?
or should I just get me self sorted wiv one of doe's oystah kards?

(ps - you forgot to point out in your translation that it had all kicked off down the Battle cruiser)

boy - this girls good!

I'm gonna have to take you down the cafe Where Ron and Reg used to partake in a cup of splosh!

... "get me self sorted wiv one of doe's oystah kards" That is EXCELLENT accent articulation...

A bus ticket on the 158? It's FREE!!! (if you're under 16)
For the rest of us, I'm guessing it's £1.50 like most of London...
And almost half price wiv one of doe's oystah kards...

"Lets go down the battle cruiser for a pint."

Ron & Reg Kray, identical twins and organised crime leaders in East London in the 60's...

Do you prefer fanny splosh or builders splosh? Either way, it's London tea.
Of course, London is also home to "Splosh!" a magazine devoted to wet and messy fetishism. Ewwwwww... does that include jello wresling?

Whew... I feel like I've been on an episode of JEOPARDY!

[steve monkey]

Robinette, I thought you was a Yank. How the hell do you know so much about our fair East End of London. I live in the East of London and I've never even heard of the 158 bus let alone know its' route.

[Pedronicus]

Robinette, I thought you was a Yank. How the hell do you know so much about our fair East End of London. I live in the East of London and I've never even heard of the 158 bus let alone know its' route.

Steve forget about the bus route mate.... how comes she knows about:

London is also home to "Splosh!" a magazine devoted to wet and messy fetishism.

[steve monkey]

yeah!! We demand to know!!

[Robinette]

Oh I'd love to talk about myself...

But this is getting WAY off topic...
and sombody else has been ruffleing my feathers, so I'm not good company right now...

Hey, maybe you guys can go beat up this guy that's bugging me...
THAT would make me feel better

Oh dang it... I just checked... he's a Yank living on William Penn's land.
Nevermind.

[AAFitz]

over 2000 views....first post...first day...not too shabby