mr. incrediball wrote:pfff.... here's one...
to the tune of "land of hope and glory" (that's the song americans play at graduation)
we all follow yeovil/england/etc
over land and sea (AND SEA!)
we all follow yeovil/england/etc,
on to victory!
You dirty scummer!
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
And if I had the arse of a cow,
I'd fly over Yeovil tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below, below!
Shit on, shit on,
Shit on the bastards below, below!
Shit on, shit on,
Shit on the bastards below!
We hate Yeovil and we hate Yeovil,
We hate Yeovil and we hate Yeovil,
We hate Yeovil and we hate Yeovil,
We are the Yeovil-haters!
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
Oh I do like to walk along the prom prom prom
Where the brass band plays "f*ck off Yeovil"!
My old man said, "Be a Yeovil fan",
I said "f*ck off, bollocks, you're a cunt, YOU'RE A CUNT!"

I enjoyed that
