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What's the most awkward thing?

Postby ParadiceCity9 on Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:50 pm

I was just walking my dog and she shat in a yard where the owner was working.

That was kinda awkward...
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:53 pm

ParadiceCity9 wrote:I was just walking my dog and she shat in a yard where the owner was working.

That was kinda awkward...

Did the owner of the garden say anything?
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby ParadiceCity9 on Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:02 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
ParadiceCity9 wrote:I was just walking my dog and she shat in a yard where the owner was working.

That was kinda awkward...

Did the owner of the garden say anything?


He was like 'are you gonna pick that up?' but I didn't have anything to pick it up with so I pretended like I didn't hear him O:)
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:06 pm

ParadiceCity9 wrote:
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ParadiceCity9 wrote:I was just walking my dog and she shat in a yard where the owner was working.

That was kinda awkward...

Did the owner of the garden say anything?

He was like 'are you gonna pick that up?' but I didn't have anything to pick it up with so I pretended like I didn't hear him O:)

Then it was slightly awkward. Some people are really adamant about that sort of thing, once someone on a bike asked whether I was going to pick "it" up. I was wondering how, a bottle and a funnel? Or maybe a sponge? (the dog was pissing at the time)
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby Kid_A on Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:12 pm

Kid_A = King of Awkward!!

I have managed to get myself into some very awkward situations over the years, due to my nervous and neurotic nature. I have an endless supply of such stories!

just give me any random topic or scenario and i guarantee you i can recall some awkward moment in my past that relates!
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:14 pm

Kid_A wrote:Kid_A = King of Awkward!!

I have managed to get myself into some very awkward situations over the years, due to my nervous and neurotic nature. I have an endless supply of such stories!

just give me any random topic or scenario and i guarantee you i can recall some awkward moment in my past that relates!

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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:14 pm

Kid_A wrote:Kid_A = King of Awkward!!

I have managed to get myself into some very awkward situations over the years, due to my nervous and neurotic nature. I have an endless supply of such stories!

just give me any random topic or scenario and i guarantee you i can recall some awkward moment in my past that relates!

Got anything involving cops and porn?
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby Kid_A on Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:22 pm

too easy!! i have something for both!! just let me finish my speed game !!
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:32 pm

Kid_A wrote:too easy!! i have something for both!! just let me finish my speed game !!

Sure thing, I think I still have 2 free speed games from when the server was down for one and a half days. I'll have to use them some time.
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby ParadiceCity9 on Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:40 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
Kid_A wrote:too easy!! i have something for both!! just let me finish my speed game !!

Sure thing, I think I still have 2 free speed games from when the server was down for one and a half days. I'll have to use them some time.


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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:49 pm

ParadiceCity9 wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
Kid_A wrote:too easy!! i have something for both!! just let me finish my speed game !!

Sure thing, I think I still have 2 free speed games from when the server was down for one and a half days. I'll have to use them some time.

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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby Neoteny on Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:09 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
Kid_A wrote:too easy!! i have something for both!! just let me finish my speed game !!

Sure thing, I think I still have 2 free speed games from when the server was down for one and a half days. I'll have to use them some time.


I forgot about those...
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:26 pm

My most awkward moment?

Being the best man and giving the best man speech at my brother-in-law's wedding, shortly after leaving his sister.

He was married in the same church by the same priest, and had the reception in he same hall.

His half of the guests were the same as "her" half of the guests at our wedding.

She was there, also at the "top table". We were barely on speaking terms.

[Oh,and if you take your dog out for a walk, why would you not expect to scoop the poop?]
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:38 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:[Oh,and if you take your dog out for a walk, why would you not expect to scoop the poop?]

Because of... concealing bushes?
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby whitestazn88 on Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:35 am

two words... premature ejaculation.....


don't even get me started....
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:44 am

whitestazn88 wrote:two words... premature ejaculation.....

don't even get me started....

What does that have to do with walking the dog?
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby whitestazn88 on Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:46 am

exactly my point... you don't wanna know..
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby Skittles! on Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:47 am

Er, I'm pretty sure we don't want to know.

Maybe getting caught by your parents whilst giving a tug tug?
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:51 am

whitestazn88 wrote:exactly my point... you don't wanna know..

I am nevertheless curiously fascinated by the concept. So please, elaborate.
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby whitestazn88 on Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:53 am

lol, it didn't have to do with a dog... i thought paradice was just asking what everyones most awkward moment was

and i was just contemplating premature ejaculation and how lame it is...
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:53 am

whitestazn88 wrote:lol, it didn't have to do with a dog... i thought paradice was just asking what everyones most awkward moment was

and i was just contemplating premature ejaculation and how lame it is...

No doggies? Now that's lame.
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby Skittles! on Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:54 am

whitestazn88 wrote:lol, it didn't have to do with a dog... i thought paradice was just asking what everyones most awkward moment was

and i was just contemplating premature ejaculation and how lame it is...

And how you really hate it due to you having it?

There's something in Australia for that..
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:55 am

Skittles! wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:lol, it didn't have to do with a dog... i thought paradice was just asking what everyones most awkward moment was

and i was just contemplating premature ejaculation and how lame it is...

And how you really hate it due to you having it?

There's something in Australia for that..

Kangaroos?
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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby Skittles! on Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:57 am

MeDeFe wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:lol, it didn't have to do with a dog... i thought paradice was just asking what everyones most awkward moment was

and i was just contemplating premature ejaculation and how lame it is...

And how you really hate it due to you having it?

There's something in Australia for that..

Kangaroos?

Yes, kangaroos fix the big problem of premature ejaculation, due to them being able to hop onto your balls and swish them till nothing comes out.

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Re: What's the most awkward thing?

Postby whitestazn88 on Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:59 am

lol @ the kangaroos....

but its not like it happens all the time, just sometimes after its been a while, or if you're really excited, you know, you just bust a nut real easy...

but the best part is you rebound faster then go longer the second time
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