having sex.
I know I make a lot of joke topics but I SWEAR to you guys this is real.
I'm at my coolege house watching some porn like a usual student. The volume on my speakers were not that loud so no one could hear outside my room and walkway (I'm alone). But I was wrong. My room is near the backyard, and there's a lady, my neighbour, who was outside and heard my porn. If you want to know, it was Maria Ozawa's rape one.
Anyways, while I was jerking it up I heard sirens outside my house. I quickly finished and stayed idle near my computer, thinking that it was another house. But within a few seconds I heard the police near my door. The police first screamed, "THIS IS THE POLICE" or something similar that I can’t seem to fully recall. I didn't know whether to run to the door because they probably had guns in their hands, so I screamed that I was opening the door. I opened the door slowly as they came in. One of the officer's told me they heard reports of a girl screaming like she’s getting raped. I told them that I did not hear such a scream tensely.
They checked my room which then I realized oh f*ck. I told them, absurdly, that I was watching porn on the computer. (Then it hit me that this porn is illegally downloaded. But I know these officers wouldn't care about that.) They were skeptical at first but then I asked them if they wanted to see it to which they agreed. They both then had a funny smirk on their face as I scrolled to the screaming part. The officers called the neighbour and asked them if they heard it again they increased the volume, and she said on the phone, “Yeah exactly the same voice”, to which the officers told her that it was a movie and will tell the neighbour to turn it down. The officers chuckled again and told me if I want to watch it, keep the volume as low as possible or use headphones. They left. Words cannot describe what a bizarre state I was in, so I went outside to walk to my friend's house who lives two blocks down.
While walking down the block, I see the typical sluts strolling crazy after or before a party--I couldn't really tell. One girl, who was walking alone on my side, asked me if I wanted to get my dick sucked. Yeah. That's right. Just like that--out of the blue. She had a nice pair of breasts and an above average face. I remember her perfectly: about 5’5”, brown hair, brown eyes, tanned body and a tiny birth mark on her neck. I first talked to her to see if it was some king of trap, which occurs 99% of the time (make that 99.9%), but this wasn't. She even took me near the trees. I, knowing about STDs and all, didn't really care at the moment as I was horny after I got a terrible fap due to the police interrupting. I was really into it and told myself this is a really, really strange day,
This is where it gets ugly. Remember how I fapped awhile ago? Well, let me explain some things about that incident. I used toilet paper. When the police came, I just finished my fap and didn't have time to clean up everything. Do you know what happens when you have cheap toilet paper on your sticky penis for awhile?
She pulled down my pants and there it showed--a penis with a lot of white spots. In my head I was like NO NO FUUUUUUUCK. I didn't have any water around to wash it off so as I was trying to explain to her she interrupted and said I have herpes, freaked out and ran away. The worst thing about this is that one: I couldn't explain myself, and two: she knows who I am. I decided to run back to my house, clean it off, and then go to my friend's house. There I told them my story which they refuse to believe. I don't have the Internet at my house so here I am at my friend’s place.
