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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Christ

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:02 pm

DaGip wrote:That is when my brother first started to believe in God, he was an atheist before, but when I told him I was going to pray to God to keep him from going over to Iraq and it happened the very next day just before he shipped out...he started to rethink his belief system, and decided that there was something behind God.


Just wanted to point out nice-ly that this is not an endorsement of Christianity over Atheism. Both a true Christian, and a true Atheist know that they are right. Once you've established yourself as either, you shouldn't ever really doubt it. Your brother wasn't really a true Atheist(nice-ly). But is he a true Christian now? :) Just curious. :?:
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Christ

Postby DaGip on Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:39 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:
DaGip wrote:That is when my brother first started to believe in God, he was an atheist before, but when I told him I was going to pray to God to keep him from going over to Iraq and it happened the very next day just before he shipped out...he started to rethink his belief system, and decided that there was something behind God.


Just wanted to point out nice-ly that this is not an endorsement of Christianity over Atheism. Both a true Christian, and a true Atheist know that they are right. Once you've established yourself as either, you shouldn't ever really doubt it. Your brother wasn't really a true Atheist(nice-ly). But is he a true Christian now? :) Just curious. :?:


He says he accepted Christ. His landlord was a preacher and a veteran as well. They talked alot about God and Christ, and my brother accepted Jesus while he stayed in his landlord's house.
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Christ

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:42 pm

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DaGip wrote:That is when my brother first started to believe in God, he was an atheist before, but when I told him I was going to pray to God to keep him from going over to Iraq and it happened the very next day just before he shipped out...he started to rethink his belief system, and decided that there was something behind God.


Just wanted to point out nice-ly that this is not an endorsement of Christianity over Atheism. Both a true Christian, and a true Atheist know that they are right. Once you've established yourself as either, you shouldn't ever really doubt it. Your brother wasn't really a true Atheist(nice-ly). But is he a true Christian now? :) Just curious. :?:


He says he accepted Christ. His landlord was a preacher and a veteran as well. They talked alot about God and Christ, and my brother accepted Jesus while he stayed in his landlord's house.


Crazy how things turn out isn't it?
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby DaGip on Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:22 am

Assalam Alaykum!

I just wanted to share the wonderful news with you all. 'Gip has taken Shahada! I have excepted that there can only be ONE God and not three (which the Trinity is nothing short of polytheism) and that Muhammad (Peace be upon him) is His messenger.

I must admit that I am quite new to this religion, and anyone that is Muslim that would care to discuss the precepts of Islam is quite welcome.

Please, do not fill this thread with Muslim bashing, but friendly debate is quite welcome, and maybe (Insha Allah!) some CCers will be called to revert to Islam.
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:39 am

DaGip wrote:Assalam Alaykum!

I just wanted to share the wonderful news with you all. 'Gip has taken Shahada! I have excepted that there can only be ONE God and not three (which the Trinity is nothing short of polytheism) and that Muhammad (Peace be upon him) is His messenger.

I must admit that I am quite new to this religion, and anyone that is Muslim that would care to discuss the precepts of Islam is quite welcome.

Please, do not fill this thread with Muslim bashing, but friendly debate is quite welcome, and maybe (Insha Allah!) some CCers will be called to revert to Islam.

I think you'll have to learn Arabic to properly be a Muslim.
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby Curmudgeonx on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:04 am

Gip,

There is a Greyhound bus leaving Watertown at 10:45 a.m. this coming Friday July 25. It arrives in Chicago at 5:45 a.m. the following day. The one way fare is $143.00. You must get out of the small town that you currently live in and see something of the world.

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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:07 am

Sanity?? I thought you died decades ago???
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby brooksieb on Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:50 pm

DaGip you change religion as much as you change your' pants.

Are you going to believe in the flying spaghetti monster next?
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby DaGip on Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:28 pm

brooksieb wrote:DaGip you change religion as much as you change your' pants.

Are you going to believe in the flying spaghetti monster next?


Pants or underpants?
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:24 am

This is fun.
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby brooksieb on Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:44 pm

DaGip wrote:
brooksieb wrote:DaGip you change religion as much as you change your' pants.

Are you going to believe in the flying spaghetti monster next?


Pants or underpants?


Both.
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby Backglass on Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:28 pm

DaGip wrote:That is when my brother first started to believe in God, he was an atheist before, but when I told him I was going to pray to God to keep him from going over to Iraq and it happened the very next day just before he shipped out...he started to rethink his belief system, and decided that there was something behind God.


Maybe it wasn't the prayer...but the meal he had that night. Magic Chicken? Or perhaps it was "in the stars"...what did his horoscope say? Or maybe...it was the Leprechauns hearing your cries.

I mean, if your going to believe in fairy tales, why not believe in all of them? :lol:

Remember...your belief works both ways. If he later gets shipped to Iraq, it must only mean that your god is punishing you both...having "heard your prayers" the first time. ;)
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby DaGip on Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:32 pm

Backglass wrote:
DaGip wrote:That is when my brother first started to believe in God, he was an atheist before, but when I told him I was going to pray to God to keep him from going over to Iraq and it happened the very next day just before he shipped out...he started to rethink his belief system, and decided that there was something behind God.


Maybe it wasn't the prayer...but the meal he had that night. Magic Chicken? Or perhaps it was "in the stars"...what did his horoscope say? Or maybe...it was the Leprechauns hearing your cries.

I mean, if your going to believe in fairy tales, why not believe in all of them? :lol:

Remember...your belief works both ways. If he later gets shipped to Iraq, it must only mean that your god is punishing you both...having "heard your prayers" the first time. ;)


If he must go to Iraq, that is the will of Allah! Allah knows best...
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:47 pm

DaGip wrote:
Backglass wrote:
DaGip wrote:That is when my brother first started to believe in God, he was an atheist before, but when I told him I was going to pray to God to keep him from going over to Iraq and it happened the very next day just before he shipped out...he started to rethink his belief system, and decided that there was something behind God.


Maybe it wasn't the prayer...but the meal he had that night. Magic Chicken? Or perhaps it was "in the stars"...what did his horoscope say? Or maybe...it was the Leprechauns hearing your cries.

I mean, if your going to believe in fairy tales, why not believe in all of them? :lol:

Remember...your belief works both ways. If he later gets shipped to Iraq, it must only mean that your god is punishing you both...having "heard your prayers" the first time. ;)


If he must go to Iraq, that is the will of Allah! Allah knows best...


When are you going to concede and accept Atheism? Seems only Atheist give a darn about this thread/you?
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby MeDeFe on Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:42 pm

This thread is funny and getting funnier all the time, funny how people don't seem to notice it.
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby Neoteny on Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:45 pm

MeDeFe wrote:This thread is funny and getting funnier all the time, funny how people don't seem to notice it.


It's true. I like how DaGip is always conceding. Once he realizes he needs to stop doing that, and instead rises above, he will be an atheist.
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby DaGip on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:10 pm

brooksieb wrote:
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brooksieb wrote:DaGip you change religion as much as you change your' pants.

Are you going to believe in the flying spaghetti monster next?


Pants or underpants?


Both.


It can't be both, because I change my pants everyday, but I never change my underpants...I think I read that in the Quran somewhere.
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:23 pm

Isn't there a rule in the Koran about not loving Pagans? NORSE is a pagan right?
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby DaGip on Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:25 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Isn't there a rule in the Koran about not loving Pagans? NORSE is a pagan right?


Norse means "North"...I love the North.
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby FabledIntegral on Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:17 am

He's not serious you guys - he's merely fucking with you. Took me a while to realize it.
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:19 am

FabledIntegral wrote:He's not serious you guys - he's merely fucking with you. Took me a while to realize it.

What do you mean? This is totally serious.
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby FabledIntegral on Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:23 am

He uses too much irony and satire in his posts to be serious - someone that is able to utilize some basic form of logic and vocabulary would not sway his thinking like he's shown. I refuse to believe he's serious.
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:33 am

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Juan_Bottom wrote:Isn't there a rule in the Koran about not loving Pagans? NORSE is a pagan right?


Norse means "North"...I love the North.

Islam is in the East though.
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:40 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Isn't there a rule in the Koran about not loving Pagans? NORSE is a pagan right?

Norse means "North"...I love the North.

Islam is in the East though.

So? That's hardly Norse's fault.
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Re: DaGip Concedes & Accepts Islam

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:50 am

MeDeFe wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Isn't there a rule in the Koran about not loving Pagans? NORSE is a pagan right?

Norse means "North"...I love the North.

Islam is in the East though.

So? That's hardly Norse's fault.

Not what I was going for.
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