Say know to puns!

[jonesthecurl]

Ferrous asteroids are a high form of irony.

[bedub1]

That girl...she drives me crazy. Some day I'll finger her out...

[jonesthecurl]

but she'll out your finger.

[jiminski]

but she'll out your finger.

hmm Bedub has a gay Finger ...... is that like happy feet!?

[Lazy_Pilgrim]

not a pun really just makes me laugh

[jiminski]

not a pun really just makes me laugh

hey:hay! you can have that as a pun no worries! ..... After all we want plays on words not linguistic dichotomy and examination of definition! (yes i mean you Ditocoaf..)

Incidentally... I notice that your Donkey is a white one... would that be called a Honkey!?

[Lazy_Pilgrim]

yes, although it should really have a frindge covering one half of its face (notice the tounge stud)
Although if it really in a white donkey surly it wouldn`t break into a car

[UselessTriviaMan]

Ah, I do love a good pun. Growing up, we used to actually toss puns around the dinner table to see who could come up with the worst groaner on a particular topic. My sister recently read about a pun competition, and we all got together to come up with the best/worst we could produce. We submitted our ten best puns to the competition, hoping that at least one of ‘em would garner us a prize.


Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[jonesthecurl]

Did you hear about the hyena that fell into a pot of boiling water?
He made a laughing stock of himself.

[Balsiefen]

Or the man who drowned in varnish?
A horrible end but a lovely finish.

[The1exile]

Incidentally... I notice that your Donkey is a white one... would that be called a Honkey!?

[suggs]

Or the man who drowned in varnish?
A horrible end but a lovely finish.

[danvoy9787]

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

[jonesthecurl]

what hangs on a wall and ticks?

All together now

'ticky wallpaper.

[jonesthecurl]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick*






*that's up snakey's arse.

[jonesthecurl]

Two buckets of vomit were walking down the street. one started crying.
"What's the matter?" asked the other bucket of vomit.
"Nostagia," said the first, "I was brought up 'round here."

[firth4eva]

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/06/06/t ... un-stores/

[MeDeFe]

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

That one nearly caused my brain to implode.

[heavycola]

I am sick and tired of all the tenuous wordplay in this plaice!

It's all just for the halibut.

[jonesthecurl]

I am sick and tired of all the tenuous wordplay in this plaice!

It's all just for the halibut.

An explosive pun which took me a moment to understand. no-clear fishin.

[tzor]

So did you hear about the girl who started dating a mushroom?
Who knew he was such a fungi?

[jonesthecurl]

Reminds me of the Frog Prince, he was a fun guy too. But the princess was disappointed 'cos he still had a toad's tool.

[jonesthecurl]

and do you realise your chicken has flown?

[heavycola]

I had to resurrect this now that Roger Federer is suffering from post-Nadal depression

[mandyb]

I had to resurrect this now that Roger Federer is suffering from post-Nadal depression