announcing the new conquer club champion

[V.J.]

Rogi is it really you?oooh my GOD!!!!It's the inventor of RISK!!!!
And here is Lamont too!!! GLORY ALLELUYAH!!!!PRAISE THE LORD!!!

I remembered Lamot when he played against the Commodore 64 in 1993.!!!it was a glorious victory!!!

Now Conquer Club has a champion and inventor of this game!!!!

Guys I'd like to challenge you two so I can DIE paecefully!!!

[Dlakavi]

Yes, that would be a great match, if only Rogi's love RISK were alive to see it...


And you all should know that I, Deep Blue, beat Lamont one time allready so i know his tactics.
Even though i was not invented until 1996. when I lost to Kasparov, I played him when I was just a peace of 32 k RAM in 1993 and managed to beat him.



see you on the map(Im going in overdrive with this sentence for maximum coolness)

[Rogi]

AHhh yes by all means....i would enjoy a fierce battle....although I am an old man and cant see that good anymore so i have to call my grandgrandgrandgrandchildren to come and help their old grandgrandgrandgrandfather to play with ya. Hope nothing changed since 1875....we didnt have dice back then so we played with our dead friends eyes...or balls...it was on Antartica so we let them freeze and made dice out of them. I see now it was quite funny...

[V.J.]

Oh yeah,about Lamont's family crest I know that it's from Albania!Do you know where Albania is?It's near Macedonia,and there lives a barberic tribe called Shiptars and they have sheep farms and grow marihuana fields and they have pastry shops all over Balkans and they make "Sljadoljed and Bakljava"

[lamont]

guys guys guys,
the heat is on and the weaker ones are already starting to crack.
we havnt even had a decent game yet, and peoples natural defence systems are showing through.
dont let me rock you so much this early or come the match you will be jelly.
i expected more.
the family crest is not from albania, (which is directly above greece) it is from
argylshire in scotland. im a scot.
the motto - translated from the latin - means neither spare nor dispose - which is exactly how i play risk.

[Rogi]

Just kidding mate....I dont think people give a f*ck who you are or who I am...at least i dont. Hope you see you came on as a showoff and i had an urge to comment on that. Beside that wish you all the luck in your games.

[lamont]

dont back track mate it shows weakness.

[V.J.]

We are just drunk croatian bastards who piss on showoffs like you!

here you are just Lamont and this game is not chess where you must use only your brain so don't you mock people with saying that you defeted some smart computer because this game is 80% luck!!!
here you can have 10 tactical moves so don't make a big deal about this game.go to a casino and try your luck there and spare us your crap!

[KoolBak]

LOL!!!

My family crest (Irish in nature) translated says "A Stroked Cat is Gentle".

Fear Me Too!!!! ;o)

[Rogi]

i entered the risk world championships and won.
back when we used boards and that, not computers.
i was unbeaten untill i was defeated 2 games to 1 by deep blue, the same computer used against kasperov.

Well now....IBM dudes decided to test run the great Deep Blue on risk? He threw dice? Fascinating...they must have been so proud with the work they did. THE GREAT COMPUTER THAT THROWS DICE ON ITS OWN....
And you managed to get a win? Can I be your friend please? Pretty please?

[lamont]

if your scared v.j. then just play me, dont fall back on coy implication

[Rogi]

your up i one of your games....just peeked. And by the way when you attack with 4 armies you roll 3 dice against 2 defenders. unless there is 1 on his field. If you have 3 armies you roll only 2 dice and if u have 2 armies you roll only 1 dice so watch that. I see you are attacking with 2 and 3 armies not smart unless reallyyyyy necessary. Just a hint. Thats it from me. enjoy your games.

[V.J.]

Lamont don't play macho man over your computer screen.come to Croatia and then tell me I'm scared you little nerd!maybe then you will get in the newspapers Albanian Nerd killed in Croatia:)

and I spit on your championship in a lucky board game:P
nobody takes this for real so don't showoff because you make us laugh

[lamont]

hey guys, i heard V.J. wears womans clothing, did you hear that too?
you did?
i thought you might have.
because he does.
see you on the map.

[KoolBak]

Take it to Flame Wars new guy.....

[lamont]

flame wars?

[qeee1]

Flame Wars-The forum for mocking and insulting other people and their associated mothers.

[john123]

Flame Wars-The forum for mocking and insulting other people and their associated mothers.

...and genitals

[lamont]

that sounds like it sucks
i like risk wars.
bring it on guys.

[sully800]

Damn lamont- you don't appear to be doing very well in your first 3 games....

[tals]

Damn lamont- you don't appear to be doing very well in your first 3 games....

2 of those are freestyle - so mean zilch. The other 2 well we shall see.

Tals

[Dlakavi]

I dont know about anything else but this is certain: You have a obsesive -compulsive disorder: You have too write "see you on the map" every 2 posts

And show some respect for the inventor of Risk, Rogi, and his deceased wife Risk!!!

Without him and his ball/eye throwing friends who did it in his wife's memory you wouldn't have a game to play today!

[V.J.]

hey guys, i heard V.J. wears womans clothing, did you hear that too?
you did?
i thought you might have.
because he does.
see you on the map.

WOW!That's pretty good!Did it take the you a whole day to come up with that you little scottish/albanian nerd?

The Risk Champion:)hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha!
what an asshole:)))LUSER!!!go and suck your mommy's tittie

[lamont]

touched a nerve?

[wcaclimbing]

sure looks like it.
and i love how V.J. spelled loser wrong for an added effect