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"best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby Pedronicus on Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:53 am

It was a small cut for the Chillicothe Baking Company. But a giant leap for packed lunches all over the world.

Eighty years ago this Monday, the sliced bread machine made its first incision in Missouri, USA.

Not everyone was impressed. The Times noted derisively that:

Before long bakers will probably butter the bread themselves and spread jam on it at need. For very tired customers they may even cut the bread into finger shapes.

And, of course, so they do.

But on the whole sliced bread gained instant acclaim.

Among its many triumphs? The fact that, eight decades later, no-one has yet definitively answered the following: What is the "best thing since sliced bread"?


So get nominating.
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby InkL0sed on Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:55 am

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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby fireedud on Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:57 am

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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby InkL0sed on Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:40 am

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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:09 am

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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby frogger4 on Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:44 am

unsliced bread?
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:46 am

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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby cena-rules on Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:53 am

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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:54 am

cena-rules wrote:suggs


He meant apart fromt he obvious 8-)

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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby Nickbaldwin on Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:03 pm

I quite like breasts but they were already around :(
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:06 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:I quite like breasts but they were already around :(


Ah but any breasts worth a good feel up were produced after sliced bread, so yep TITTIES win it by a mile.
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby DAZMCFC on Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:09 pm

suggs wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:I quite like breasts but they were already around :(


Ah but any breasts worth a good feel up were produced after sliced bread, so yep TITTIES win it by a mile.



well you would not want to grope ones before sliced bread. [-X
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:10 pm

Any port in storm, old boy. Hmmm, octogenearian titties mmmmmmmmmmmmm saggy mmmmmmmmm nice
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby clapper011 on Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:32 pm

keep it on topic boys :P
or it will be lock down city :P
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:59 pm

sorry clapp. Ok back on topic:

I vote for 80 year old womens tits as being the best thing since sliced bread.
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby Iliad on Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:29 pm

Pedronicus wrote:It was a small cut for the Chillicothe Baking Company. But a giant leap for packed lunches all over the world.

Eighty years ago this Monday, the sliced bread machine made its first incision in Missouri, USA.

Not everyone was impressed. The Times noted derisively that:

Before long bakers will probably butter the bread themselves and spread jam on it at need. For very tired customers they may even cut the bread into finger shapes.

And, of course, so they do.

But on the whole sliced bread gained instant acclaim.

Among its many triumphs? The fact that, eight decades later, no-one has yet definitively answered the following: What is the "best thing since sliced bread"?


So get nominating.

A better question
what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:38 pm

still tits. well, big tits.
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:39 pm

suggs wrote:sorry clapp. Ok back on topic:

I vote for 80 year old womens tits as being the best thing since sliced bread.


They had those before sliced bread.


Iliad wrote:A better question
what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread


Rocks tied to sticks with bits of string. Yeah.....

Or maybe just bread?
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:44 pm

I meant a woman who is currently 80 years old. her tits. good old mrs rogers - a dribbler and a shitter, sure, but great saggy titties
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:54 pm

suggs wrote:I meant a woman who is currently 80 years old. her tits. good old mrs rogers - a dribbler and a shitter, sure, but great saggy titties


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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:02 pm

No ageism, please.
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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby The1exile on Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:05 pm

Iliad wrote:A better question
what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread

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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby qeee1 on Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:09 pm

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Re: "best thing since sliced bread"?

Postby tzor on Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:31 am

Iliad wrote:A better question
what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread


I would have to say the zipper. It was really revolutionary in its day. Buttons were everywhere, so think of how long it would take to unbutton your trousers in the men's room compared to the quick zipper.
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