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Yo mama jokes

Postby xerro on Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:02 am

how is yo mama like a kidy pool?????
she's real easy to get into, and about a foot deep... :lol:

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama's tities are so outta wack, she entered a wet T-shirt contest and won first place and last.... :mrgreen:


come on CC, lets here your best Mama jokes.....
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Postby Mr_Hanky on Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:08 am

yo mama's so ugly i'd rather stick my own foot down my jap eye than look a photo of her

yo mama's so hairy i'd rather have sex with a dead baby than have sex with her ears

yo mama smells like a poorly crafted korean sofa
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Postby william18 on Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:23 am

Your moma's so ugly that when she went into a bank they had to turn off the survielence camares.
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Re: Yo mama jokes

Postby xerro on Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:30 am

yo mama is so ugly, her therapist makes her lie face down....


yo mama is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck
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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:38 am

Mr_Hanky wrote:yo mama's so hairy i'd rather have sex with a dead baby than have sex with her ears

Aah, dead babies, that's more like it.
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Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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Re: Yo mama jokes

Postby xerro on Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:40 am

MeDeFe wrote:
Mr_Hanky wrote:yo mama's so hairy i'd rather have sex with a dead baby than have sex with her ears

Aah, dead babies, that's more like it.

dead babies are funn, but thats in the other thread. this one is yo mama
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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:54 am

Your mom's not even half as sexy as a dead baby?
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Re: Yo mama jokes

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:08 am

Your big gay mum is gay; just like you. You gay.
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Re: Yo mama jokes

Postby HapSmo19 on Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:01 pm

Your mama's so fat, when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

That's my favorite one. :lol:
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Re: Yo mama jokes

Postby william18 on Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:00 pm

Your mom is so fat when she sits on a chair she sits around the chair.
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Re: Yo mama jokes

Postby william18 on Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:00 pm

Your moma is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.



(can't belive this wasn't said, it's a classic.).
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Re: Yo mama jokes

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:09 pm

Your momma is so old she took out a driving license on a dinosaur.
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Postby xerro on Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:51 pm

yo mama is so black, she drinks water, and pisses out coffee
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Re: Yo mama jokes

Postby brooksieb on Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:01 am

yo muma so fat she got more rolls than a town bakery!

yo muma so blick the army uses her for stealth missions
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Re: Yo mama jokes

Postby bspride on Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:42 am

your mama is so fat that when she jumps into the ocean all the whales start singing "We Are Family"
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Re: Yo mama jokes

Postby skaterchild3 on Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:24 pm

Your Mom's like a bowling ball, she get's fingered rolled and tossed into the gutter and still comes back for more.
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Re: Yo mama jokes

Postby william18 on Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:25 pm

Your moma's so stupid when she was raking leaves she fell out of the tree.
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Re: Yo mama jokes

Postby bedub1 on Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:24 pm

Yo mamma's so stupid she doesn't understand this joke.
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Re: Yo mama jokes

Postby william18 on Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:15 pm

Your mom so fat she needs to use a matress for a tampon.
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Re: Yo mama jokes

Postby Joodoo on Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:11 pm

Got this from a school play, but the original target wasn't a mom...
Your mama is so ugly, farmers have to use her picture as a scarecrow!
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