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For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Postby RustyMonkey on Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:20 pm

Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Tits are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1987 model.
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Re: For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Postby LYR on Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:25 pm

lmfao
I do it because I can

I can because I want to

I want to because you said I couldn't
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Re: For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Postby deliaselene on Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:28 pm

and obviously she doesn't have a cc account...
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Re: For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Postby GabonX on Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:21 pm

hahahahahahhhaahahahaaahaahahahhaaaahha!
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Re: For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Postby PLAYER57832 on Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:24 pm

I suspect the "slightly used" part is most telling... ;)
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Re: For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Postby Neoteny on Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:25 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:I suspect the "slightly used" part is most telling... ;)


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Re: For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Postby DAZMCFC on Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:53 am

RustyMonkey wrote:Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Tits are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1987 model.




you're not a very good salesman. a few white lies would be better.
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