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A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby Pedronicus on Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:47 am

He doesn't shoot you with laser beams, he shows you around his spaceship and he speaks to you in English. Everything is going really well but he's hungry. He transports you to the local big supermarket and you and ET are walking round the supermarket cloaked inside an invisibility device.


What would you give him to eat? What Earth food do you give him first? What is Earths nicest thing to eat?
(btw ET has an invisible space cooker with him to cook anything thats raw)


I'd give him chocolate





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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:12 am

Ramen.
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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby joecoolfrog on Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:27 pm

Chicken curry and chips.
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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:40 pm

Pizza.
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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby joecoolfrog on Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:42 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:Pizza.


With ' happy herbs ' ?
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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby LYR on Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:43 pm

i think you and E.T. have been smoking up and got the munchies.

what the hell is the point of this topic?
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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby Pedronicus on Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:53 pm

LYR wrote:i think you and E.T. have been smoking up and got the munchies.

what the hell is the point of this topic?

What is Earths nicest thing to eat?
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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby jay_a2j on Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:20 pm

No Brainer.....



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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby stuart133 on Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:36 pm

Although this probably misses the point, I would give him some LSD and steal his shiny spaceship :D
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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:09 pm

Pedronicus wrote:I'd give him chocolate

The dark kind I hope, with 80ish % cocoa.
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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:44 pm

jay_a2j wrote:No Brainer.....



Reese's Pieces.



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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby Gregrios on Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:27 pm

I would give him the worst thing I could find because I wouldn't want him going back to his friends and telling them that the humans have been holding out on us. :ugeek:

By giving him the worst tasting food there is, we will avoid any invasion for our food. ;)

So my answer would have to be LIVER. =P~
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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby snufkin on Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:09 pm

hmm you´re onto something there (with giving him awful food), but I think it´s a bit dangerous.. - ET might enjoy the liver and start hunting all of us poor mammals.
however sick it may seem that some actually enjoy eating liver I know for a fact that a few psychos do ("I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti")

Let´s give him broccoli instead! surely ET can´t be as perverted as to enjoying something that stinks like fart and poop, and if he does then the worst case scenario is that we´ll have them sniffing up our butts.. but we will still be alive!

edit: oh a nice alien.. a nice alien wouldn´t eat anything that had been alive so we would have to give him cheese :P
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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby Minister Masket on Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:27 am

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Haggis?
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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby yeti_c on Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:51 am

Pedronicus wrote:14


Dammit 2 out - I said 16!

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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby yeti_c on Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:52 am

joecoolfrog wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Pizza.


With ' happy herbs ' ?


I went to a place in Cambodia that sold those.

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Re: A nice Alien (like ET) lands his spaceship.

Postby DAZMCFC on Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:35 am

Steak or a Roast beef dinner.







nah fook it a chicken Tindaloo, blow his head off :D
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