The Chaosfactor Show

by **Nickbaldwin** on Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:37 am

I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED!

My post isn't there. But it is quoted. And it sounds like something I'd say. So it must be real. But it's not. Therefore WAHHHHHHHHH

by **Nickbaldwin** on Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:41 am

Scotsman, ach no.

Englishman, aye.

by **suggs** on Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:31 am

your post is in the Prowler thread Nick. the threads have been split, cos we started rambling on about captain chaos

by **Nickbaldwin** on Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:36 am

Ahhhh that explains it.

by **chaosfactor** on Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:29 pm

The Abuse of Smilie's is easily explained Ink-Less, most of the people in these forums are retarded and do not understand simple English, I employee them along the same lines as Mr Hat from south park. The more Similies there are, the more the little nippers can understand what the fu-ck it is I am posting today.
There should be a whole lot more of them, enough so the simple people do not have to use words alone.
If I changed the Fred Hijackers into basic Neanderthal rock drawings, (which is a rough definition of a smilie). The concept would be easier to understand and probably more entertaining for the kids. But I like to engage in subliminal messages in Chaotic prose and if the style and content are above your stature, sorry, but I progressed out from my cave-dwelling several millenniums ago. Most Americans have trouble with our language, hence the smilie's and Mr Hat.

by **DAZMCFC** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:16 am

chaosfactor wrote:The Abuse of Smilie's is easily explained Ink-Less, most of the people in these forums are retarded and do not understand simple English, I employee them along the same lines as Mr Hat from south park. The more Similies there are, the more the little nippers can understand what the fu-ck it is I am posting today.
There should be a whole lot more of them, enough so the simple people do not have to use words alone.
If I changed the Fred Hijackers into basic Neanderthal rock drawings, (which is a rough definition of a smilie). The concept would be easier to understand and probably more entertaining for the kids. But I like to engage in subliminal messages in Chaotic prose and if the style and content are above your stature, sorry, but I progressed out from my cave-dwelling several millenniums ago. Most Americans have trouble with our language, hence the smilie's and Mr Hat.

Chaos, i don't think he'll undrstand that post

, as you did not use any smilies.

by **Juan_Bottom** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:05 am

chaosfactor wrote:Most Americans have trouble with our language, hence the smilie's and Mr Hat.

Yet we do just fine with American. Huh....

chaosfactor wrote:There should be a whole lot more of them, enough so the simple people do not have to use words alone.

Like ordering by the number for fast food, I want #7.

by **suggs** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:16 am

Bond's loser younger brother?

by **tzor** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:46 am

Note that ordering by the numbers pre-dates fast food and was common in Chineese Resturants in the United States where the people could not prounce the names and the waiters didn't always have perfect knowledge of English.

I could give a counter point, "the use of emotocons as a substitue for the lack of non verbal communication in an all text based communications forum," but without non verbal channels you might actually take me seriously. :twisted:

On the other hand if you do take me seriously, I'm cool with that. 8-)

by **chaosfactor** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:42 pm

Salim Ali Cumbe

by **InkL0sed** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:46 pm

I find good punctuation goes a long way to understanding text.

by **chaosfactor** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:59 pm

Well fook on-me-doo-da, A one liner of no importance by ink lost

Care to step into the flame forum me old china?

(we all know i am a tourist on punctuation here)

by **InkL0sed** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:08 pm

chaosfactor wrote:Care to step into the flame forum me old china?

Not particularly.

You seem to be under the impression that I have been trying to flame you. Well, I'm sorry to break it to you, but I've nothing against you. Sorry.

by **wicked** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:53 pm

It is time for a commercial yet?

Chaos, quit trying to bait people to flame outside of flame wars.

by **chaosfactor** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:25 pm

wicked wrote:It is time for a commercial yet?

Chaos, quit trying to bait people to flame outside of flame wars.

Sweetheart you taught me the rules, I am just trying to implicate them, I don't know if I wanna dis Ink-ism just yet, but if I did, "I KNOW" from experience that here is not the place to do it, hence my suggestion to (take it outside), have a snog.

What you are trying to say, but not achieving at the moment, is a new CC order - "Do Not Wind People Up in Chatter Box!".
If this is the case and I am out of order I am sorry...

by **suggs** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:28 pm

Mate, you are cracking me up :lol:

I just hope you don't get banned

by **chaosfactor** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:35 pm

suggs wrote:Mate, you are cracking me up
I just hope you don't get banned

I am a survivor my friend, got a tour in a few days, which means I will not be here.

The Chaos-Factor Show would like to award medals out for scoring a gig with IRON MAIDEN.

Go ~Figure
$\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$

by **InkL0sed** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:42 pm

chaosfactor wrote:
suggs wrote:Mate, you are cracking me up
I just hope you don't get banned

I am a survivor my friend, got a tour in a few days, which means I will not be here.

The Chaos-Factor Show would like to award medals out for scoring a gig with IRON MAIDEN.

Go ~Figure
$\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$

Urg... chaos factor =

by **wicked** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:43 pm

chaosfactor wrote:The Chaos-Factor Show would like to award medals out for scoring a gig with IRON MAIDEN.

Aren't they dead?

by **chaosfactor** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:50 pm

Tis true I'm 'Friad,

Went from the Foo Fuckers, too Bon Jovi
Bon Jovi to the Foo's
The Foo's to fuuckin oblivion
Def Leopard in Wembley

Then Neil Diamond,

Next off Iron Maiden Twickenham
After Glaston-bury
and...

and....

still made some moves

by **chaosfactor** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:52 pm

Do I get to employee extra's in my show wicked?

I gave the flame forum the chance but they fucked it up.

by **DAZMCFC** on Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:44 am

should there be a section in "Callouts" or in here, for if you want to flame someone you can ask them to step into FW. there you can have a match up.

by **tzor** on Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:11 am

InkL0sed wrote:I find good punctuation goes a long way to understanding text.

As does capitalization but so many people around here are fans of ee cummings. Others are fans of the pre-published ee cummings who, according to wiki, WROTE TO HIS FATHER IN ALL CAPS.

ee cummings wrote:anyone lived in a pretty how town
(with up so floating many bells down)
spring summer autumn winter
he sang his didn't he danced his did

Women and men(both little and small)
cared for anyone not at all
they sowed their isn't they reaped their same
sun moon stars rain

young ee commings wrote:FATHER DEAR. BE, YOUR FATHER-GOOD AND GOOD,
HE IS GOOD NOW, IT IS NOT GOOD TO SEE IT RAIN,
FATHER DEAR IS, IT, DEAR, NO FATHER DEAR,
LOVE, YOU DEAR,
ESTLIN.

And yet, this isn't all too bad after all. Here we see another key element, honestly you don't need them all just a few and your posts are understood. Poetry, by its very nature involves something which computer programmers have labeled "pretty printing." The proper use of horitontal and vertical space to frame an argument. This can be done in good posts by:

Keeping paragraphs short
Having blocks of short areas with open white space (lists are great for this)
Leaving vertical space after complete thoughts

When these elements are combined, along with some basic grammar and keeping sentence structures short (Hey do what I say not do what I do) posts are easier to follow.

by **chaosfactor** on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:30 pm

Tzor Definitely Gets - A Punctuation Fred Hijacking Medal!! - for that Swerve Tactical Post

Stick It on your Cock son that Post had me Bored to Tears!!!
$\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$

by **DAZMCFC** on Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:53 am

tzor wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:I find good punctuation goes a long way to understanding text.

As does capitalization but so many people around here are fans of ee cummings. Others are fans of the pre-published ee cummings who, according to wiki, WROTE TO HIS FATHER IN ALL CAPS.

ee cummings wrote:anyone lived in a pretty how town
(with up so floating many bells down)
spring summer autumn winter
he sang his didn't he danced his did

Women and men(both little and small)
cared for anyone not at all
they sowed their isn't they reaped their same
sun moon stars rain

young ee commings wrote:FATHER DEAR. BE, YOUR FATHER-GOOD AND GOOD,
HE IS GOOD NOW, IT IS NOT GOOD TO SEE IT RAIN,
FATHER DEAR IS, IT, DEAR, NO FATHER DEAR,
LOVE, YOU DEAR,
ESTLIN.

And yet, this isn't all too bad after all. Here we see another key element, honestly you don't need them all just a few and your posts are understood. Poetry, by its very nature involves something which computer programmers have labeled "pretty printing." The proper use of horitontal and vertical space to frame an argument. This can be done in good posts by:
Keeping paragraphs short
Having blocks of short areas with open white space (lists are great for this)
Leaving vertical space after complete thoughts

When these elements are combined, along with some basic grammar and keeping sentence structures short (Hey do what I say not do what I do) posts are easier to follow.