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Postby PaperPlunger on Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:13 am

they do say three....
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:03 pm

Truman wrote:I think it probably took me 728 because I had a dry tongue at the time.


Hmm... You were eating a tootsie pop... and you were counting the licks... And your mouth was dry?

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Damn pothead. ;)
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Postby HighBorn on Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:06 pm

hey leave pot heads alone.... 8) 8) 8)
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Postby stampederace on Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:31 am

Truman wrote:I think it probably took me 728 because I had a dry tongue at the time. But still, that shows how many licks with a dry tongue you get to the center of a tootsie pop.


actually the answer happens to be 42
which is the ultimate answer in life
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Postby Truman on Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:35 am

What makes you so sure? This is serious. We are having a discussion here!! :wink:
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NInja

Postby kbchilla on Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:25 pm

vtmarik wrote:You are all quite mistaken. As I have learned from a great Ninja, it takes 5,000 licks to the center, and by center i mean the stick. No chewing, biting, or scraping with the teeth allowed.

I love ask a ninja! I laugh until I'm in tears. I must have missed the how many licks podcast though.....
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Re: NInja

Postby vtmarik on Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:44 pm

kbchilla wrote:I love ask a ninja! I laugh until I'm in tears. I must have missed the how many licks podcast though.....
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It's in the text behind the meditating ninja in the Doogtoons Asks a Ninja 3 I believe. The one before the Matrix one.
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby Ditocoaf on Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:27 pm

Well, I've tried several times, and it usually takes me between 450-650 licks.
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:02 am

Ditocoaf wrote:Well, I've tried several times, and it usually takes me between 450-650 licks.

Was this REALLY necessary?
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby tubaman on Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:06 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Ditocoaf wrote:Well, I've tried several times, and it usually takes me between 450-650 licks.

Was this REALLY necessary?


Lol, wow, over 2 years between posts. How the hell did you find this thread?
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby Ditocoaf on Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:36 am

Where else do you go to gravedig, but the graveyard? I clicked on the little "156" in the corner, and found this quite amusing thread about tootsie pops. I always like to contribute.

Now can we please return to the topic? Nobody likes a hijacked thread.
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Postby tubaman on Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:40 am

Lol ok that's awesome. I say about 12 licks until I get bored and eat the damn thing.
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:41 am

Ditocoaf wrote:Where else do you go to gravedig, but the graveyard? I clicked on the little "156" in the corner, and found this quite amusing thread about tootsie pops. I always like to contribute.

Now can we please return to the topic? Nobody likes a hijacked thread.

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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby tubaman on Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:44 am

Ditocoaf wrote:Where else do you go to gravedig, but the graveyard? I clicked on the little "156" in the corner, and found this quite amusing thread about tootsie pops. I always like to contribute.

Now can we please return to the topic? Nobody likes a hijacked thread.


Oh yeah is gravedig even a word?
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby Ditocoaf on Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:45 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Ditocoaf wrote:Well, I've tried several times, and it usually takes me between 450-650 licks.

Was this REALLY necessary?

yes. yes it was.
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:50 am

Ditocoaf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Ditocoaf wrote:Well, I've tried several times, and it usually takes me between 450-650 licks.

Was this REALLY necessary?

yes. yes it was.

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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby wcaclimbing on Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:00 am

i got to about 180-ish a long time ago.
then it got boring.
so I just ate it...
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby john9blue on Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:09 am

Haha, wow, over two years old? I guess the Tootsie Pop is just timeless...

It took me 1,324 licks to get to the center of a sucker, but then I realized it was Charms and not of the Tootsie variety. #-o
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby william18 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:53 am

The real question is how many licks to get to the centre of a Jawbreaker.
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:35 am

tubaman wrote:
Ditocoaf wrote:Where else do you go to gravedig, but the graveyard? I clicked on the little "156" in the corner, and found this quite amusing thread about tootsie pops. I always like to contribute.

Now can we please return to the topic? Nobody likes a hijacked thread.


Oh yeah is gravedig even a word?


Not just a word but a profession - gravedigger...
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby MeDeFe on Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:34 am

william18 wrote:The real question is how many licks to get to the centre of a Jawbreaker.

What's a jawbreaker?
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:57 am

MeDeFe wrote:
william18 wrote:The real question is how many licks to get to the centre of a Jawbreaker.

What's a jawbreaker?

I should make you bite down with everything you have on a jawbreaker for that.
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby MeDeFe on Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:59 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
william18 wrote:The real question is how many licks to get to the centre of a Jawbreaker.

What's a jawbreaker?

I should make you bite down with everything you have on a jawbreaker for that.

Well, what is it?
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:00 am

MeDeFe wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
william18 wrote:The real question is how many licks to get to the centre of a Jawbreaker.

What's a jawbreaker?

I should make you bite down with everything you have on a jawbreaker for that.

Well, what is it?

A type of candy that has a tendency to live up to it's name when people forget that it IS a jawbreaker and decide to bite down on it.
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker

Postby tubaman on Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:46 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
william18 wrote:The real question is how many licks to get to the centre of a Jawbreaker.

What's a jawbreaker?

I should make you bite down with everything you have on a jawbreaker for that.

Well, what is it?

A type of candy that has a tendency to live up to it's name when people forget that it IS a jawbreaker and decide to bite down on it.


Ha thaiguy's pissed.
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