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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby rocky mountain on Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:05 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
rocky mountain wrote:not EVERYTHING can be taken literally. like Jesus' parables (they were stories that didn't necessarily happen), and some things are metaphors. maybe you're interpreting the verse wrongly?

Remember Kids: The Bible can never be wrong. So when it suddenly doesn't make sense, then it must be a metaphor. So you see, apart from the bits which are metaphors all of it is completely true, apart from the bits which are true but need a man in a funny dress to explain them in the right way, those are kind of special parts. A bit like the parts which were written a really long time ago and you shouldn't really read anything into, those are true, but not the kind of true you should listen to, but not metaphors either. Anyway, this is all a bit academic, because true and not true are such difficult things to figure out. It doesn't matter to us because there isn't actually a system to allow anybody to tell which bits of Bible are supposed to be really true, a different kind of true, metaphorically true, and the other kind of true; you just have to figure out which bits would suit you best as you go along. Of course, you can change your deciscion if it turns out not to work so well because the Bible can't be wrong (it says so itself). So if you can make the text sound like it backs you up whether you're calling it true, not true, metaphor, or a special kind of true then you must be right, because the bible is always the truth, even when that truth isn't really true, but a special sort of true which you need to come up with on your own.

I am not saying that when you find a part you don't understand its a metaphor! there are places where its obviously metaphorical and those are the places i'm talking about. i'm not saying that the firmament thing is a metaphor. what do you mean by a man in a funny dress? are you talking about Jesus? if you are then... why? it was just the time period that he lived in. if he came to earth now, he might be wearing shorts and a T-shirt, not a "funny dress". what are you talking about "a special sort of true"?
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:25 pm

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jonesthecurl wrote:The firmament is set above the earth. In it are the sun, the moon, and the stars. Above it are the waters. I fail to see how this allows the earth to orbit the sun. So did those who imprisoned Galileo for blasphemy.




No matter where the earth is in its orbit, the sun is "above it".

That makes no sense. Where does that put the "firmament"? And the waters "above the firmament"?
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:27 pm

Gregrios wrote:Personally, I can't talk about it until I see the actual wording in the Bible so I can see exactly how it's worded. 8-)

.... cause alot of the meanings from the Bible depend strictly on how things are worded. ;)


You honestly can't tell me if the earth orbits the sun or vice versa without looking it up in Genesis?

Just how certain are you of your world view?
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby Mr_Adams on Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:34 pm

rocky mountain wrote:not EVERYTHING can be taken literally. like Jesus' parables (they were stories that didn't necessarily happen), and some things are metaphors. maybe you're interpreting the verse wrongly?


did you seriously use the (not a) word "wrongly"? you are hurting your own argument by making yourself seem stupid.

anyway, I agree. much of the old testament should not be taken literaly Many of the stories in the old testament were given to people in series of visions. The people writing them down could only write what they understood...
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby Gregrios on Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:39 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
Gregrios wrote:Personally, I can't talk about it until I see the actual wording in the Bible so I can see exactly how it's worded. 8-)

.... cause alot of the meanings from the Bible depend strictly on how things are worded. ;)


Just how certain are you of your world view?


Is there a paticular reason why you're not answering my question? :?

Usually there's a reason for that. Either you don't have the answer or your original statement is false. ;)
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby rocky mountain on Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:40 pm

Mr_Adams wrote:
rocky mountain wrote:not EVERYTHING can be taken literally. like Jesus' parables (they were stories that didn't necessarily happen), and some things are metaphors. maybe you're interpreting the verse wrongly?


did you seriously use the (not a) word "wrongly"? you are hurting your own argument by making yourself seem stupid.

what are you talking about? what word and why does that make me look stupid?


by the way gregrios, there is a verse that says that in genesis somewhere. he didn't make the verse up, but i forgot where it was...

EDIT- Genesis 1:14-15 KJV
"And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so."
the punctuation is probably off, but it doesn't matter that much...
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:41 pm

Gregrios wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
Gregrios wrote:Personally, I can't talk about it until I see the actual wording in the Bible so I can see exactly how it's worded. 8-)

.... cause alot of the meanings from the Bible depend strictly on how things are worded. ;)


Just how certain are you of your world view?


Is there a paticular reason why you're not answering my question? :?

Usually there's a reason for that. Either you don't have the answer or your original statement is false. ;)


What effin question?
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby Gregrios on Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:11 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:OK so I found my Bible. It says the stars are lights fixed onto the firmament which is heaven, They were created after the sun and moon, and put into the firmament which we have already been told is "between the waters under the firmament" and "the waters above the firmament". It does not mention the planets, presumably because they are just more lights in the firmament. The sun, the moon and the stars are made on the fourth day. These lights are in the firmament, which is a roof above/around the world, clearly showing the sun and moon both to be moving around the earth, the centre of the creation.


You see? This is why I had to see the words of the bible for myself. 8-)

I'm not going to get into a trivial pursuit here but I'll tell you that every bit of your statement is wrong. [-X

This fancy distortion of words is impossible for me to answer with any logic at all. :roll:

I suggest you read it more carefully. ;)
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby Neoteny on Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:45 pm

Gregrios wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:OK so I found my Bible. It says the stars are lights fixed onto the firmament which is heaven, They were created after the sun and moon, and put into the firmament which we have already been told is "between the waters under the firmament" and "the waters above the firmament". It does not mention the planets, presumably because they are just more lights in the firmament. The sun, the moon and the stars are made on the fourth day. These lights are in the firmament, which is a roof above/around the world, clearly showing the sun and moon both to be moving around the earth, the centre of the creation.


You see? This is why I had to see the words of the bible for myself. 8-)

I'm not going to get into a trivial pursuit here but I'll tell you that every bit of your statement is wrong. [-X

This fancy distortion of words is impossible for me to answer with any logic at all. :roll:

I suggest you read it more carefully. ;)


Are you incapable of paraphrasing for us unwashed masses?
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:16 am

rocky mountain wrote:
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rocky mountain wrote:extinction is not evolution. humans have driven many animals into extinction, and you don't say they became extinct because of evolution. the dinosaurs did not become extinct because of evolution either. i say it was a flood, you say it was an asteroid, either way, it was sudden, and does not prove evolution.
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so what was that common ancestor. or is that the "missing link?"
the picture beside it is the "homonoids." who cares if we look like them. humans have more similar DNA to a chicken and E. Coli.

The dinosaurs did become extinct, and it was probably a pretty big event that lead to it. A major change in their environment most likely, and a few million years later we get a lot of fossils of mammals while before everything was reptilian. You know, that corresponds pretty well with what one would expect in light of the theory of evolution, the dinosaurs had been around for 100 million years or so and probably become highly specialized, eating only certain plants for example, you can see the same in any savannah, elephants, gnus, zebras, antelopes all eat different plants and don't have to compete for food with each other which is good for all of them, the downside is that if there is a small change in the environment and one of the plants disappears or has trouble growing, one species will be in a lot of trouble. If there's a big enviromental change and a major change in what grows and what does not, they're all going hungry, then the predators go hungry, and some sort of animal noone had even noticed before might come in and take over the whole operation because it's better adapted to the new climate.
From what we can see today it's pretty safe to conclude that mammals were better adapted to the new conditions that caused the dinosaurs to die out, and once the dinosaurs were in decline and did not pose a threat any more the mammals that were around could diversify quickly. How's that not evolution?

Also, what's your proof for that bold claim that our DNA is more similar to poultry or bacteria than with those now-extinct hominoids? i've seen in textbooks and heard from reliable sources.

its not evolution because isn't evolution a long process? would the climate change have happened over long periods of time, in which case the dinosaurs would have adapted? if it was a quick climate change, and the dinosaurs died off fairly quickly, then it wasn't a long process. also, isn't evolution the changing of one species to another? the dinosaurs did not change into the mammals, so why is that evolution?

If you'd pay attention to the first post you would notice I said "a few million years later", that's how quickly mammals diversified after the dinosaurs died out. The evolution of such diverse mammals is only fast when compared to the timescales observed otherwise. About your "wouldn't the dinosaurs have adapted" argument: if a meteor (or shower of meteors) strikes earth and throws up enough dust to reduce the amount of sunlight that filters through the athmosphere, leading to global cooling, it's a fairly quick process that could possibly take place within less than 1000 years (which is probably a far too high guesstimate anyway), that is indeed "fairly quickly", as I said before, dinosaurs were probably highly specialized and vulnerable to changes on a large scale.
And some dinosaurs did survive until today, you might even have seen them in a zoo or even in the wild if you've been abroad, they look something like this.
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And no, evolution is not "the changing of one species into an other", evolution is every species changing a little all the time in response to a myriad of factors in their environments (including other species). If you take what a species looks like now, and what descendants of this species looks like in 100000 years, they might be different enough that one would call them different species, but there is no line which divides them into species 1 and species 2 (or species 27).

There were most likely already mammals around when the dinosaurs existed, but they were sidelined because there were few evolutionary niches around after 100M years of dinosaurs, once the larger part of the dinosaurs died off relatively quickly (like within 1000 years, which is almost nothing) there was no constraint on the evolution of these mammals any more. If the world is full of larger predators and highly specialized feeding machines, your best chance of surviving is by being small and eating anything you can get, be it plants, eggs, insects, or other animals (whether dead or smaller than you). Such an animal would be much more likely to make it through any global environmental changes, don't you think?



And what are those reliable sources? Do you have any links to publications or something?
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:47 am

I think the extinction of dinosaurs was much, MUCH faster. I think...Like a meteor wouldn't take long at all. In about 20-30 days, the Sun finally comes back out, and without sunlight for that long, I'm not sure if the dinosaurs could have survived even that period.
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby Mr_Adams on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:11 am

ParadiceCity9 wrote:I think the extinction of dinosaurs was much, MUCH faster. I think...Like a meteor wouldn't take long at all. In about 20-30 days, the Sun finally comes back out, and without sunlight for that long, I'm not sure if the dinosaurs could have survived even that period.



If only you had been there with them... :idea: ... when a time machine is finaly built (in year... wait, it'll never happen) we can settle this the easy way. send you back in time about 90,000 years. If you return, you tell us what you find. :roll: Dino's died in a flood. that's why you can look throught the (less popular) fossil records and find human skeletons inside dino-skeletons. Do you not pay attention :?

MeDeFe wrote:And no, evolution is not "the changing of one species into an other", evolution is every species changing a little all the time in response to a myriad of factors in their environments (including other species). If you take what a species looks like now, and what descendants of this species looks like in 100000 years, they might be different enough that one would call them different species, but there is no line which divides them into species 1 and species 2 (or species 27).


2 animals are the same species if they can mate, producing fertile offspring.
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby Mr_Adams on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:11 am

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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:24 am

Gregrios wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:OK so I found my Bible. It says the stars are lights fixed onto the firmament which is heaven, They were created after the sun and moon, and put into the firmament which we have already been told is "between the waters under the firmament" and "the waters above the firmament". It does not mention the planets, presumably because they are just more lights in the firmament. The sun, the moon and the stars are made on the fourth day. These lights are in the firmament, which is a roof above/around the world, clearly showing the sun and moon both to be moving around the earth, the centre of the creation.


You see? This is why I had to see the words of the bible for myself. 8-)

I'm not going to get into a trivial pursuit here but I'll tell you that every bit of your statement is wrong. [-X

This fancy distortion of words is impossible for me to answer with any logic at all. :roll:

I suggest you read it more carefully. ;)



"God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament..and God called the firmament Heaven." (day two)

"God made two great lights :the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. And God set them in the firmament of the heaven." (day four).
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:32 am

And on the subject of metaphors, this would be a useful metaphor:

"I just cooked up a mighty fine corned beef pie. But the Lord, why he cooked up the whole universe".

This tells us that (a) the speaker believes that the universe was created, (b) who he thinks did it.

But if he goes on to give us the recipe*, it stops being a useful metaphor.

Step 1: move upon the face of the waters for twenty-four hours.
Step 2: Introduce light. Check that it is cooking-quality light. If it is good, proceed to step three.
Step 3: In a non-metallic bowl, separate the light from the dark.
Step 4: Now fold in a firmament. It should divide the waters above cleanly from the waters below...


*for creation, not the pie. If you want the pie recipe, I can do that too - and that is useful
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby jay_a2j on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:40 am

jonesthecurl wrote:And on the subject of metaphors, this would be a useful metaphor:

"I just cooked up a mighty fine corned beef pie. But the Lord, why he cooked up the whole universe".

This tells us that (a) the speaker believes that the universe was created, (b) who he thinks did it.

But if he goes on to give us the recipe*, it stops being a useful metaphor.

Step 1: move upon the face of the waters for twenty-four hours.
Step 2: Introduce light. Check that it is cooking-quality light. If it is good, proceed to step three.
Step 3: In a non-metallic bowl, separate the light from the dark.
Step 4: Now fold in a firmament. It should divide the waters above cleanly from the waters below...


*for creation, not the pie. If you want the pie recipe, I can do that too - and that is useful



Maybe you can ask God to show you His cookbook when you see Him. (you can exchange recipes- although I'm sure any recipe you have, He can already make) ;)
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:45 am

Hey, if he can make corned beef pie as good as me, I'll convert right now! :D
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby 2dimes on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:46 am

Actually God did make the corned beef pie.

You and some others (ie.butcher farmer etc.) gathered the ingredients he made and facilitated the combination into a slightly different form for eating.
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:47 am

Oh well, thanks god, for all our hard work.
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby 2dimes on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:48 am

Agreed, lets eat.
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:30 pm

Y'know, I had a boss like that once. Anything good you did, he took the credit. Anything bad was the result of your bad choices...
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby 2dimes on Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:32 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Y'know, I had a boss like that once. Anything good you did, he took the credit. Anything bad was the result of your bad choices...
Like if you put dirt in the pie it would only be right to shake our fists at God for making it?
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:35 pm

2dimes wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Y'know, I had a boss like that once. Anything good you did, he took the credit. Anything bad was the result of your bad choices...
Like if you put dirt in the pie it would only be right to shake our fists at God for making it?


If he gets the credit when I do something right, why not the blame when I do something wrong?
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby 2dimes on Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:51 pm

OK.

I was kind of considering coming over for that pie until more recent revelations regarding your recipe.

In my opinion he should get the credit either way. If I'm stupid enough to eat dirt once it's a mistake and I learn not to eat what ever caused me to eat the dirt, otherwise I deserve it.

There's a sayin' here, probably in Britain too.
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Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:33 pm

Anyone who's passing, stop in for some pie (just tell me in advance so's I can be sure to make one).
I promise -no dirt.

Oh, and apart from god, the farmer butcher and the weather girl, we should also thank my Aunty Glenys, who first made corned beef pie for me when I was a kid.
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