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The most awesome (or horrible) book ever written.

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:41 pm

http://www.amazon.com/review/R1LPA5YOND6TGD/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm

This review just makes me want to read that book soooo much.
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Re: The most awesome (or horrible) book ever written.

Postby rhoges6 on Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:43 am

"This author has more money than brains and must be self-publishing online, because both of his "books" are just collections of random gibberish that reads worse than the musings of a down-syndrome toddler. I'm fairly certain that reading this book caused me to get AIDS."

An actual review left for the author's second book. Thats pretty intensely terrible.
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Re: The most awesome (or horrible) book ever written.

Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:46 am

"Of all the things to think, he never thought he'd think that."
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Re: The most awesome (or horrible) book ever written.

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:33 am

Snorri1234 wrote:"Of all the things to think, he never thought he'd think that."

That is genius.
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Re: The most awesome (or horrible) book ever written.

Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:59 pm

This is without a doubt the best book review I've ever read. But something here didn't seem right....


The Shadow God
(11 Reviews)
5 star: (2)
4 star: (0)
3 star: (0)
2 star: (0)
1 star: (9)

$33.50

It got two five-star reviews. Did the author and his "mommy" go online and give him a good review?
And have only 11 people read this book?
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Re: The most awesome (or horrible) book ever written.

Postby The1exile on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:01 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:It got two five-star reviews. Did the author and his "mommy" go online and give him a good review?

I wouldn't put it past snorz to rate him highly.
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Re: The most awesome (or horrible) book ever written.

Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:27 pm

The1exile wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:It got two five-star reviews. Did the author and his "mommy" go online and give him a good review?

I wouldn't put it past snorz to rate him highly.


I would totally, but I have to read the book first.
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Re: The most awesome (or horrible) book ever written.

Postby Nickbaldwin on Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:16 pm

If you read the reviews, one is the author and one is posted under the name of the main character :lol:
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