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Re: Fapathon on the 26th, Gents?

Postby heavycola on Thu May 22, 2008 7:32 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?


I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'.
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Re: Fapathon on the 26th, Gents?

Postby whitestazn88 on Thu May 22, 2008 11:23 am

heavycola wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?


I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'.
Pm me for entry forms.


i can't participate... i'm left handed.
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Re: Fapathon on the 26th, Gents?

Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu May 22, 2008 11:29 am

Said it before and I'll say it again... Foreskins are gross...
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Re: Fapathon on the 26th, Gents?

Postby heavycola on Thu May 22, 2008 11:33 am

whitestazn88 wrote:
heavycola wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?


I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'.
Pm me for entry forms.


i can't participate... i'm left handed.



No problem at all. The event has been oversubscribed and we are hoping to spell out 'free tibet' in wankers along the pennine way. Lefties would be very useful.
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Re: Fapathon on the 26th, Gents?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu May 22, 2008 11:46 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:Said it before and I'll say it again... Foreskins are gross...
...ly underated.
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Re: Fapathon on the 26th, Gents?

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu May 22, 2008 12:47 pm

heavycola wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:
heavycola wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?


I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'.
Pm me for entry forms.


Or you could just have the right-handers facing west and the lefties east...

i can't participate... i'm left handed.



No problem at all. The event has been oversubscribed and we are hoping to spell out 'free tibet' in wankers along the pennine way. Lefties would be very useful.
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

Postby DaGip on Thu May 29, 2008 4:45 am

Ha ha, you fools joke about jacking off, but you just wait until the Illuminati jacks off all over your guys' faces! Your face will melt off, and your bones will shrink, and then they can fit you in an Altoids Peppermint candy tin!
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

Postby MeDeFe on Thu May 29, 2008 9:09 am

DaGip wrote:Ha ha, you fools joke about jacking off, but you just wait until the Illuminati jacks off all over your guys' faces! Your face will melt off, and your bones will shrink, and then they can fit you in an Altoids Peppermint candy tin!

Oh well, will you still join us in the fapping?
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

Postby Frigidus on Thu May 29, 2008 9:17 am

DaGip wrote:Ha ha, you fools joke about jacking off, but you just wait until the Illuminati jacks off all over your guys' faces! Your face will melt off, and your bones will shrink, and then they can fit you in an Altoids Peppermint candy tin!


See, even they're gonna do it. June 26, let's break the world fap record.
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu May 29, 2008 11:40 am

With the illuminati on our side, how can we lose?
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Re: Fapathon on the 26th, Gents?

Postby DAZMCFC on Thu May 29, 2008 12:12 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:
heavycola wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?


I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'.
Pm me for entry forms.


i can't participate... i'm left handed.



he could face the other way and the bloke to his left can reach around. it would look even better if it was alternated, lefty then a righty.
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Re: Fapathon on the 26th, Gents?

Postby DaGip on Thu May 29, 2008 5:16 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:
heavycola wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?


I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'.
Pm me for entry forms.


i can't participate... i'm left handed.



he could face the other way and the bloke to his left can reach around. it would look even better if it was alternated, lefty then a righty.


It could look something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVD2ch7Uu6U
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

Postby Minister Masket on Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:56 pm

Only 9 days to go!
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

Postby Gregrios on Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:00 pm

The countdown begins! 8-)

Ahhhhhhh, what was suppose to happen on the 26th again? :?
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

Postby MeDeFe on Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:33 pm

Gregrios wrote:The countdown begins! 8-)

Ahhhhhhh, what was suppose to happen on the 26th again? :?

We're having a big wankathon, that's what's happening.
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

Postby suggs on Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:40 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
Gregrios wrote:The countdown begins! 8-)

Ahhhhhhh, what was suppose to happen on the 26th again? :?

We're having a big wankathon, that's what's happening.


Do we have to conserve our supplies? :(
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

Postby MeDeFe on Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:43 pm

suggs wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
Gregrios wrote:The countdown begins! 8-)

Ahhhhhhh, what was suppose to happen on the 26th again? :?

We're having a big wankathon, that's what's happening.

Do we have to conserve our supplies? :(

It might be advisable to do so in order to attain peak performance, but even if you don't have the discipline for that, every bit helps.
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REMEMBER JUNE 26TH!

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:02 am

That's right, tomorrow's the big day when we're going to change the world, I hope you're all prepared for the wankathon we planned a while back.
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26TH!

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:02 am

Stand up and be counted.
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26TH!

Postby Juan_Bottom on Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:03 am

Going to go and buy my glove and a commercial-sized bottle of Windex now!
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26TH!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:41 am

Yep, tomorrow I officially take over the world.



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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26TH!

Postby firth4eva on Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:43 am

It's less than 6 months until Christmas tomorrow.
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

Postby heavycola on Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:00 pm

uh, bump.
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

Postby DaGip on Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:24 pm

Gregrios wrote:The countdown begins! 8-)

Ahhhhhhh, what was suppose to happen on the 26th again? :?


It is the date that the authority of the Beast from the Sea in the Book of Revelation comes to an end...I can't tell you anymore than that. Just keep your eyes on the news (and off the porn sites!).
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Re: REMEMBER JUNE 26TH!

Postby DaGip on Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:30 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Yep, tomorrow I officially take over the world.



Oh crap, did I say that out loud?


Kill him. Quick!
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