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Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby heavycola on Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:33 am

If you've got a moustache that would be preferential, but I'm not that fussy. Just don't stuff your tongue in my mouth like you're trying to get the last of your mcflurry out of the tub. I hate that.

Right. Form an orderly queue.

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Re: Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby InkL0sed on Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:34 am

I have a moustache!
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Re: Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby Tripitaka on Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:39 am

Drat! And I waxed mine just the other day!
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Re: Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby sam_levi_11 on Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:06 am

i havent got one but ill stop shaving if u want.
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Re: Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby Nickbaldwin on Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:07 am

I also am in possession of a fine moustache.
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Re: Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby mandyb on Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:54 am

Just how does one go about cyber snogging Stevie?
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Re: Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby heavycola on Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:48 am

Well this is all looking very promising. Trip - you KNOW i will make an exception in your case, you lucky girl you. Not for you though Sam, sorry dude.

Mandy - I have no idea, but it should be fun finding out.
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Re: Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby mandyb on Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:16 am

Well, I'm all for it.
But i insist on being ahead of the bream. I like fish; just not the taste of it on someones mouth.
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Re: Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby heavycola on Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:29 am

mandyb wrote:Well, I'm all for it.
But i insist on being ahead of the bream. I like fish; just not the taste of it on someones mouth.


Woohoo! I'll see you behind the bike sheds in 10 minutes.
And listen - that bream meant nothing to me. Nothing. I can't even remember his name. Honest.
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Re: Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby jiminski on Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:32 am

heavycola wrote:
mandyb wrote:Well, I'm all for it.
But i insist on being ahead of the bream. I like fish; just not the taste of it on someones mouth.


Woohoo! I'll see you behind the bike sheds in 10 minutes.
And listen - that bream meant nothing to me. Nothing. I can't even remember his name. Honest.



fickle bitch!
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Re: Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby mandyb on Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:30 am

jiminski wrote:
heavycola wrote:
mandyb wrote:Well, I'm all for it.
But i insist on being ahead of the bream. I like fish; just not the taste of it on someones mouth.


Woohoo! I'll see you behind the bike sheds in 10 minutes.
And listen - that bream meant nothing to me. Nothing. I can't even remember his name. Honest.



fickle bitch!


I all fairness, Jimi, you never asked! Had I known, things might have been different...... Besides, I thought you were only interested in my cream buns.

You couldn't point me in the direction of the bike sheds could you? I'm running kinda late. :)
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Re: Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby Neoteny on Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:12 pm

Why must "snog" be such an utterly nasal, terrible sounding word? And you people are proud of your language...
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Re: Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:19 pm

How about smooch? smacker? sucking faces?
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Re: Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby Neoteny on Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:20 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:How about smooch? smacker? sucking faces?


I prefer sucking face to the other two.
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Re: Anyone fancy a snog?

Postby heavycola on Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:55 pm

In aberdeen they call it 'trapping'. Down here it's 'pulling' but only as a past participle.

Anyway - enough semantics. Pucker up, buttercup.
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