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The Flood Is Coming

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:27 pm

That's right folks. God has decided to take vengeance upon us for our sins by causing another great flood. But this one will drown us in the symbol of our sin: oil. That's right -- a Great Flood of oil is coming, on November 1st. There will be no election.

Only I, three women (applications are open!), and a pair of every animal species are set to survive, on the ark I'm building on the roof of my apartment building.

I suggest the rest of you learn to swim.

Have a nice flood.
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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby jnd94 on Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:40 pm

Don't go Evan Baxter on me now!
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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby Blastshot on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:26 pm

I'll get my floaties!Lmao
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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby Hologram on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:38 pm

Dammit! I really didn't want to be turned black for the rest of my life.
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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:38 pm

I'll sell it to you for $500 a gallon to keep all your electricity on your boat running.
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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby Hologram on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:40 pm

I'll buy it from you for $600 a gallon just so you won't sell it to him. In fact, I don't even want it. Just through it back overboard and we'll call it good.
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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby Blastshot on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:40 pm

no, no, no... somebody give me a lighter...
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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby Hologram on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:42 pm

OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby Blastshot on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:44 pm

Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!

no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby Hologram on Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:06 pm

Blastshot wrote:
Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!

no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed

Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:21 am

Hologram wrote:
Blastshot wrote:
Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!

no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed

Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.

At least we'll be warmer! :D
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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:54 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Hologram wrote:
Blastshot wrote:
Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!

no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed

Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.

At least we'll be warmer! :D

Have a cup of tea then.
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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby Frigidus on Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:25 pm

Coincidentally, this room is full of water up to my shins.
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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:26 pm

InkL0sed wrote:That's right folks. God has decided to take vengeance upon us for our sins by causing another great flood. But this one will drown us in the symbol of our sin: oil. That's right -- a Great Flood of oil is coming, on November 1st. There will be no election.

Only I, three women (applications are open!), and a pair of every animal species are set to survive, on the ark I'm building on the roof of my apartment building.

I suggest the rest of you learn to swim.

Have a nice flood.



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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby The1exile on Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:31 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Hologram wrote:
Blastshot wrote:
Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!

no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed

Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.

At least we'll be warmer! :D

Not to rain on anyone's oil-flood-bonfire-parade but with that amount of ooil it wqould take a huge and vast heat source to start it burning properly. otherwise, it'll probably just sorta smoulder for ages.
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Re: The Flood Is Coming

Postby InkL0sed on Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:50 pm

The1exile wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Hologram wrote:
Blastshot wrote:
Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!

no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed

Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.

At least we'll be warmer! :D

Not to rain on anyone's oil-flood-bonfire-parade but with that amount of ooil it wqould take a huge and vast heat source to start it burning properly. otherwise, it'll probably just sorta smoulder for ages.


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