DaGip wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:spurgistan wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:HapSmo19 wrote:One of the captions says: "The tribespeople are likely to think the plane that took this photograph is a spirit or large bird."
I wonder what they'd be likely to think a mini-gun was.
Or what they'll think about the global carbon tax.
Or Vegans.
Well, they'd probably like vegans if they knew that destruction of virgin rainforest to make way for cattle farms and cornfields to feed those cattle is one of the main threats to their own continued existence.
Same goes for those veggie fields. Also, I have this odd feeling that their diets somehow focus on a mixture of not only fruits and veggies but also *gasp!* meat!
Yeah, they eat those piggy looking things and roast giant tarantulas over an open campfire! The women gather bugs and pick parasites out of the kids' hair, while the men rub little poisonous tree frogs on their arrow tips and kill monkeys high above the forest floor. If we would try to communicate with them, we could probably find the cure for cancer, but the pharmaceutical companies and the government wouldn't like that, so they just put them behind a bureaucratic glass wall and tell us we can't come in contact with them because we want to preserve their culture. What a bunch of bull! I want to go in there with a Snickers bar and a big package of Twizzlers! Free their minds!
Word to this!!!! If I were them, I would WANT someone to teach me about civilization. Maybe take me to a McDonalds? Certainly I am not the only one.
Actually, this reminded me about that alien comment. I hope that they read this, and bring me a death ray or hoverboard or something.....
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