Things Rockefeller might say.....

[jay_a2j]

News report: 6 die in a house fire on the east side of Chicago.

Rockefeller: "At this rate we will never reach our reduction of world population goals! Start up the Haarp!"

[2dimes]

He sure is doing a good job making the population of CC think we're just a conspiricy theory and nothing to be taken serious. Should we be paying him?

[heavycola]

News report: Jay becomes convinced that the contents of his fridge have been rearranged

The voice in jay's head: 'Kill them! Kill them all!'

[jay_a2j]

Rockefeller: " If most people are as naive as this Heavycola fellow, world domination will be even easier than I thought!"

[DaGip]

DaGip: I must establish a new libertarian nation on the Native American Indian Reservations, ally all the new Native American States with the Ant People, and establish eternal life for those who follow him on earth.

Rockefeller: I must follow DaGip!

[Dancing Mustard]

Well I just activated my CIA patented Mind-Reading ray, and I found out what Rockefeller is really thinking.

Rockefeller: Man, I really fancy beating one out while the wife is out at the spa. Perhaps I could get some porn on ppv or something? That'd be cool... *pause* Oh hey, I wonder if there's any Doritos left in the fridge? Those 'Chilli Bites' were fucking great.... Hang on, why did I get up and come into the Morning-Room again? Shit. f*ck it, I am getting so old. How the hell do you forget why you came into a room? And where the f*ck is that Remote control for the TV... fucking kids... Damn, no 'Chilli Bites', guess Doritos it is. *pause* Oh, there's that remote... fucking Sharon leaving it any damn where, doesn't she know that it goes on the right arm of the big settee? Women. Now what the f*ck is the code for that ppv service... oh f*ck it, I bet I wrote it down on that notepad in my study. Jeez, I made all this money, and it still takes me fifteen minutes to get porn and crank one out. Next thing I know I'm going to have to get some hydraulics put in so I can still get my fucking dick up without half an hour of foreplay. Mmmm, oh hey, those Doritos aren't half bad. Just wish I had some mayonaise to dip 'em in... why the hell is there no mayonaise in this friggin house? And where the hell is that notepad...

[Juan_Bottom]

God Dancing Mustard is funny. And Oh! I don't even know why. That is so funny.

[InkL0sed]

Rockefeller [giggling]: Muahaha! How delicious! The only one who is on to my master plan is believed to be a schizophrenic by the other fools! Yes! The world will be mine!!

[He puts his pinky to the corner of his mouth, throws his head back, and cackles]

[DaGip]

God Dancing Mustard is funny. And Oh! I don't even know why. That is so funny.

He's funny because he puts Dorito's in the refrigerator...I mean, who does that really?

[Dancing Mustard]

He's funny because he puts Dorito's in the refrigerator...I mean, who does that really?

What's so wrong with that? It's just a big cold cupboard for food...

[Nickbaldwin]

A Scandinavian pantry, as it were.

[jay_a2j]

Rockefeller: "Maybe we should invite Juan_Bottom to our next bilderberg meeting."

[Juan_Bottom]

Rockefeller: "Maybe we should invite Juan_Bottom to our next bilderberg meeting."

Awesome. This one wins! Get this guy the prize!

(Mr. Rockefeller If you're reading this, I wouldn't mind being invited to help take over the world, I guess. If I could have a cool throne like yours, the one made out of aborted baby bones?)

[jay_a2j]

Rockefeller: "Maybe we should invite Juan_Bottom to our next bilderberg meeting."

Awesome. This one wins! Get this guy the prize!

(Mr. Rockefeller If you're reading this, I wouldn't mind being invited to help take over the world, I guess. If I could have a cool throne like yours, the one made out of aborted baby bones?)

[muy_thaiguy]

John Davison Rockefeller, Jr (January 29, 1874 – May 11, 1960) father of the famous "Rockefeller Bros.":

He had a special interest in conservation, and purchased and donated land for many American National Parks, including Grand Teton (hiding his involvement and intentions behind the Snake River Land Company), Acadia, Great Smoky Mountains, Yosemite, and Shenandoah. In the case of Acadia National Park, he financed and engineered an extensive carriage trail network throughout the park. Both the John D. Rockefeller, Jr. Memorial Parkway that connects Yellowstone National Park to the Grand Teton National Park and the Rockefeller Memorial in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park were named after him. He was also active in the movement to save redwood trees, making a significant contribution to Save-the-Redwoods League in the 1920s to enable the purchase of what would become the Rockefeller Forest in Humboldt Redwoods State Park.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D._Rockefeller%2C_Jr.#Conservation

I don't know jay, if it weren't for the Rockefellers, we wouldn't have many of our National Parks that we do today.

[jay_a2j]

John Davison Rockefeller, Jr (January 29, 1874 – May 11, 1960) father of the famous "Rockefeller Bros.":

He had a special interest in conservation, and purchased and donated land for many American National Parks, including Grand Teton (hiding his involvement and intentions behind the Snake River Land Company), Acadia, Great Smoky Mountains, Yosemite, and Shenandoah. In the case of Acadia National Park, he financed and engineered an extensive carriage trail network throughout the park. Both the John D. Rockefeller, Jr. Memorial Parkway that connects Yellowstone National Park to the Grand Teton National Park and the Rockefeller Memorial in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park were named after him. He was also active in the movement to save redwood trees, making a significant contribution to Save-the-Redwoods League in the 1920s to enable the purchase of what would become the Rockefeller Forest in Humboldt Redwoods State Park.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D._Rockefeller%2C_Jr.#Conservation

I don't know jay, if it weren't for the Rockefellers, we wouldn't have many of our National Parks that we do today.

And if Hitler didn't persecute Jews we might not have Israel today.

[muy_thaiguy]

John Davison Rockefeller, Jr (January 29, 1874 – May 11, 1960) father of the famous "Rockefeller Bros.":

He had a special interest in conservation, and purchased and donated land for many American National Parks, including Grand Teton (hiding his involvement and intentions behind the Snake River Land Company), Acadia, Great Smoky Mountains, Yosemite, and Shenandoah. In the case of Acadia National Park, he financed and engineered an extensive carriage trail network throughout the park. Both the John D. Rockefeller, Jr. Memorial Parkway that connects Yellowstone National Park to the Grand Teton National Park and the Rockefeller Memorial in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park were named after him. He was also active in the movement to save redwood trees, making a significant contribution to Save-the-Redwoods League in the 1920s to enable the purchase of what would become the Rockefeller Forest in Humboldt Redwoods State Park.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D._Rockefeller%2C_Jr.#Conservation

I don't know jay, if it weren't for the Rockefellers, we wouldn't have many of our National Parks that we do today.

And if Hitler didn't persecute Jews we might not have Israel today.

What does that have to do with the Rockefellers and Conservation? Nothing, now stick with the subject at hand.

[Juan_Bottom]

OH SNAP!!!!!!

[jay_a2j]

John Davison Rockefeller, Jr (January 29, 1874 – May 11, 1960) father of the famous "Rockefeller Bros.":

He had a special interest in conservation, and purchased and donated land for many American National Parks, including Grand Teton (hiding his involvement and intentions behind the Snake River Land Company), Acadia, Great Smoky Mountains, Yosemite, and Shenandoah. In the case of Acadia National Park, he financed and engineered an extensive carriage trail network throughout the park. Both the John D. Rockefeller, Jr. Memorial Parkway that connects Yellowstone National Park to the Grand Teton National Park and the Rockefeller Memorial in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park were named after him. He was also active in the movement to save redwood trees, making a significant contribution to Save-the-Redwoods League in the 1920s to enable the purchase of what would become the Rockefeller Forest in Humboldt Redwoods State Park.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D._Rockefeller%2C_Jr.#Conservation

I don't know jay, if it weren't for the Rockefellers, we wouldn't have many of our National Parks that we do today.

And if Hitler didn't persecute Jews we might not have Israel today.

What does that have to do with the Rockefellers and Conservation? Nothing, now stick with the subject at hand.

Contraire my friend.You were pointing out something notable from Rockefeller so I pointed out that had the Jews not been persecuted, Israel might not exist today. In other words, just because someone does a "good" deed doesn't necessarily make them "good". ( I shoulda used OJ Simpson as an example)

[Juan_Bottom]

When I posted that OH SNAP, it was suppossed to fall behind your post....

[Juan_Bottom]

"We had better do our very best to stop global warming!"

-Wait, does it count if he actually did say it?

[Juan_Bottom]

It's funny because David Rockefeller owns EXXON, and has large shares in all of the other large oil companies...

[DaGip]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruSqkSAdWUw

[muy_thaiguy]

John Davison Rockefeller, Jr (January 29, 1874 – May 11, 1960) father of the famous "Rockefeller Bros.":

He had a special interest in conservation, and purchased and donated land for many American National Parks, including Grand Teton (hiding his involvement and intentions behind the Snake River Land Company), Acadia, Great Smoky Mountains, Yosemite, and Shenandoah. In the case of Acadia National Park, he financed and engineered an extensive carriage trail network throughout the park. Both the John D. Rockefeller, Jr. Memorial Parkway that connects Yellowstone National Park to the Grand Teton National Park and the Rockefeller Memorial in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park were named after him. He was also active in the movement to save redwood trees, making a significant contribution to Save-the-Redwoods League in the 1920s to enable the purchase of what would become the Rockefeller Forest in Humboldt Redwoods State Park.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D._Rockefeller%2C_Jr.#Conservation

I don't know jay, if it weren't for the Rockefellers, we wouldn't have many of our National Parks that we do today.

And if Hitler didn't persecute Jews we might not have Israel today.

What does that have to do with the Rockefellers and Conservation? Nothing, now stick with the subject at hand.

Contraire my friend.You were pointing out something notable from Rockefeller so I pointed out that had the Jews not been persecuted, Israel might not exist today. In other words, just because someone does a "good" deed doesn't necessarily make them "good". ( I shoulda used OJ Simpson as an example)

So what if Israel exists? Get over it! They became a country much like most others have, not to mention having to cement themselves there. As for it having anything to do with the Rockefellers and Conservation, Israel STILL has nothing to do with it and stick with the topic instead of (trying to) change the subject.

[heavycola]

What will jay's response be?

1) a youtube link: 9/4

2) a spurious reference to nazism: 4/1

3) a bibilical reference followed by eye-rolling smiley: 5/1

4) Wake up sheeple!!!: 7/1

place your bets!