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Who should be leader of, "The Jesus Freaks", in your opinion?

 
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Postby MeDeFe on Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:32 am

Can I be your honorary agnostic?
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Postby spring1 on Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:11 am

jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
When did I deny his existance.. all I've said is IT COULD BE that he didnt exist... just exploring possibilities.



enough said.



umm.. enough said about what....exploring other possibilities doesnt make you a true christian.. you realize you can only know truth when you've explored both sides.


Trust me, I know the truth and His name is Jesus. :wink:



Jesus, you crack me up, Jay...should change the name of this "clan" to, "The Guillible and Naive". :wink:
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Postby happysadfun on Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:13 pm

spring1 wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
When did I deny his existance.. all I've said is IT COULD BE that he didnt exist... just exploring possibilities.



enough said.



umm.. enough said about what....exploring other possibilities doesnt make you a true christian.. you realize you can only know truth when you've explored both sides.


Trust me, I know the truth and His name is Jesus. :wink:



Jesus, you crack me up, Jay...should change the name of this "clan" to, "The Guillible and Naive". :wink:

You should change your name to Disgracer of the Midwest.
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Postby happysadfun on Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:14 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:I'm a reverend who loves jesus... surely a true christian couldnt deny me the love.



Jesus said, "If you love me then you will keep my commandments". So hows that going rev. ? Oh denier of the existence of God? :P


When did I deny his existance.. all I've said is IT COULD BE that he didnt exist... just exploring possibilities.

that means you're a tad agnostic.
We have explored truth and found Jesus to win that overwhelmingly.
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Postby MeDeFe on Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:58 pm

So Jesus won against truth... too bad, I've always had a weak spot for the underdog myself.
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Postby stinkycheese on Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:01 pm

happysadfun wrote:We have explored truth and found Jesus to win that overwhelmingly.


What is the antecedent of "that" in your statement? Or are you using "that" as an adverb?
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Postby Scarus on Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:11 pm

Let's stray back to the topic. People who are actually interested in putting this together. There are plenty of other threads to debate religion.
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Postby Paulicus on Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:35 pm

Alas God is religion.. but leave it to people to fill it with politcs... :roll:
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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:22 pm

Knight of Orient wrote:well, we need 5 people that want to join, and a leader, so the first thing that we need is 5 people and a leader.

then we need conditions we have to enter.


I think that the leader should be you, Knight.
Jay and I are too controversial to be the leader of this type of a clan.
Plus you said you have experience with clans, which I do not have.
Then 5 other Founding Memebers would be...
1. happysadfun
2. Caleb the Cruel
3. jay_a2j
4. Blitzkreig
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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:35 pm

Ignore the part about Knight being the Leader in my previous post

after going to his church's website, I found he has a woman as a pastor...

due to this, I do not wish to have Knight as the LEADER of The Jesus Freaks, but still encourage him to be a Founding Memeber and help set up this new clan


please read why women should not be pastors at the following link
http://www.lcms.org/graphics/assets/media/LCMS/wa_ordinationofwomen.pdf
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:14 am

Caleb the Cruel wrote:
Knight of Orient wrote:well, we need 5 people that want to join, and a leader, so the first thing that we need is 5 people and a leader.

then we need conditions we have to enter.


I think that the leader should be you, Reverend.
Jay and I are too controversial to be the leader of this type of a clan.
Plus you said you have experience with clans, which I do not have.
Then 5 other Founding Memebers would be...
1. happysadfun
2. Caleb the Cruel
3. jay_a2j
4. Blitzkreig
5. Only Ambrose
6. Knight of Orient


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Postby mightyal on Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:38 am

Caleb the Cruel wrote:Ignore the part about Knight being the Leader in my previous post

after going to his church's website, I found he has a woman as a pastor...

due to this, I do not wish to have Knight as the LEADER of The Jesus Freaks, but still encourage him to be a Founding Memeber and help set up this new clan


please read why women should not be pastors at the following link
http://www.lcms.org/graphics/assets/media/LCMS/wa_ordinationofwomen.pdf


Another classic post. I don't care enough to wade through the demented ramblings of an insane right-wing reactionary bigot, so I didn't visit your link. I'll just assume it's beccause the cult of christus hates and fears women.
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Postby Knight of Orient on Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:13 am

Caleb the Cruel wrote:Ignore the part about Knight being the Leader in my previous post

after going to his church's website, I found he has a woman as a pastor...

due to this, I do not wish to have Knight as the LEADER of The Jesus Freaks, but still encourage him to be a Founding Memeber and help set up this new clan


please read why women should not be pastors at the following link
http://www.lcms.org/graphics/assets/media/LCMS/wa_ordinationofwomen.pdf





Its not a woman, its a MAN. Charlene is his wife. but if you dont want me to be, I dont mind. I will just set it up andsome1 else can be the leader
you are entitled to your opinion...
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Postby Blitzkreig on Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:19 am

Are there any qualifications for being in the clan?

Should there be?
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Postby jay_a2j on Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:37 am

Blitzkreig wrote:Are there any qualifications for being in the clan?

Should there be?



I think members should be believers that Jesus Christ is who he claimed he is. (Son of God, messiah)

That the Bible is the word of God.


others?
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:03 am

That anyone who disagrees with the group should be tied to a stake and burned alive and that "severe interrogation" methods up to and including, but not limited to, having someone sitting on a pointy stake with weights tied to his feet, the use of racks, whipping, starvation, cutting off fingers, feet and so forth, the use of thumbscrews, hot pincers, crocodile shears and of course the iron maiden can be used to find out whether someone agrees with the group or not.


Add those two and I'll be your devoutest member. Otherwise feel free to ignore me.
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Postby mightyal on Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:00 am

MeDeFe wrote:That anyone who disagrees with the group should be tied to a stake and burned alive and that "severe interrogation" methods up to and including, but not limited to, having someone sitting on a pointy stake with weights tied to his feet, the use of racks, whipping, starvation, cutting off fingers, feet and so forth, the use of thumbscrews, hot pincers, crocodile shears and of course the iron maiden can be used to find out whether someone agrees with the group or not.


Add those two and I'll be your devoutest member. Otherwise feel free to ignore me.

I think you have an applicant for the position of Witchfinder-General.
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Postby happysadfun on Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:14 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
Blitzkreig wrote:Are there any qualifications for being in the clan?

Should there be?



I think members should be believers that Jesus Christ is who he claimed he is. (Son of God, messiah)

That the Bible is the word of God.


others?

Are Not in Cult That Thinks They Believe That But Don't (ie, Mormons, Boston Churchers, etc)
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Postby happysadfun on Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:16 pm

MeDeFe wrote:That anyone who disagrees with the group should be tied to a stake and burned alive and that "severe interrogation" methods up to and including, but not limited to, having someone sitting on a pointy stake with weights tied to his feet, the use of racks, whipping, starvation, cutting off fingers, feet and so forth, the use of thumbscrews, hot pincers, crocodile shears and of course the iron maiden can be used to find out whether someone agrees with the group or not.


Add those two and I'll be your devoutest member. Otherwise feel free to ignore me.

Let's ignore you.
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Postby happysadfun on Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:19 pm

Caleb the Cruel wrote:Ignore the part about Knight being the Leader in my previous post

after going to his church's website, I found he has a woman as a pastor...

due to this, I do not wish to have Knight as the LEADER of The Jesus Freaks, but still encourage him to be a Founding Memeber and help set up this new clan


please read why women should not be pastors at the following link
http://www.lcms.org/graphics/assets/media/LCMS/wa_ordinationofwomen.pdf

I disagree with you.
A: A woman pastor is not a bad pastor. They are just as capable of being a pastor as a man is.
B: If Jay was the leader, we could have controversy. Controversy sets us apart. You shouldn't cower away from controversy. Controversy is part of life.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:27 pm

I would like to be leader of this clan. and Happysadfun I disagree, I believe everyone who worships jesus christ should be welcome and not just people who fit in your narrow version of "christian"


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Postby Blitzkreig on Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:33 pm

Isn't rev already in the stache whackers?
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:43 pm

Stache dont have a one clan rule..

and i'd hope this clan wouldnt.
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Postby Scarus on Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:50 pm

Caleb the Cruel wrote:Ignore the part about Knight being the Leader in my previous post

after going to his church's website, I found he has a woman as a pastor...

due to this, I do not wish to have Knight as the LEADER of The Jesus Freaks, but still encourage him to be a Founding Memeber and help set up this new clan


Wow!! It does seem as though you're being pretty restrictive about who can, and cannot, be a Jesus Freak. This seems especially odd if you are truly considering the Rev as a potential leader....lol
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Postby happysadfun on Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:52 pm

Rev is too confusing.
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