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New non-theists...

Postby Neoteny on Wed May 28, 2008 3:21 am

In the spirit of welcoming newcomers, greetings! You too can join in on the rehashing of old arguments for evolution and against moral absolutism! Introduce yourselves! Tell us, what is your most elitist characteristic, and go ahead and call someone a bigot! Just get it out of the way so that the fun may commence.

I'll start: I'm Neoteny, and my most elitist characteristic is that I think theists are silly for thinking free will and omniscience can coexist. Republicans are bigots.

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Re: New non-theists...

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed May 28, 2008 5:47 am

Vote Ron Paul!
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby AlgyTaylor on Wed May 28, 2008 6:15 am

I'm Algy. My most elitist characteristic is that I think theists are stupid for believing the fairy stories they've read in their bible/qur'an/.... Boris Johnson (mayor of London) is a bigot.
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby Frigidus on Wed May 28, 2008 9:59 am

I'm Frigidus, and I'm an alcoholic. I respect everyone but the Jews. I think that makes me a bigot.
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby MeDeFe on Wed May 28, 2008 10:40 am

I'm MeDeFe. My most elitist characteristic is that I think people who believe in a creator because that creator has not been 100% disproven yet are silly. IMVHO people who persitently try to "save" others from hell even though these other people have stated that they don't buy into the notion are really bigots in disguise. I also think people who want abortions to be illegal under all circumstances but support the death penalty are hypocrites.
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby chaosfactor on Wed May 28, 2008 10:45 am

I,m ChaosFactor and I,m a dam Fine Porn Star, But those Naked Fat German's on European Beaches should wear more clothes
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby heavycola on Wed May 28, 2008 3:38 pm

Hi, I'm heavycola, I'm 18 - stone - and my most elitist characteristic is that I only ever enter into conversation with people who have read and agreed with The God Delusion.
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed May 28, 2008 4:03 pm

Hi, I'm Snorri, and my most elitist character is that I know that I am elitist and am therefore better than other people who are elitist.

Ron Paul is a bigot.
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby Neoteny on Wed May 28, 2008 4:41 pm

Well, I had about a fifty percent success rate with this thread, but I got a laugh from every one of you, so I can't complain.
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby Zaqq on Wed May 28, 2008 5:30 pm

My name is Zaqq. I think there can be a God, so that maybe I shouldn't even be here. My most elitist characteristic is that i too am better than everybody else, even Snorri who just has yet to realize that I am an even better elitist than even he. This also means that I get to be here whether or not I belong. Ha.

I am a bigot, but only when I'm NOT argueing with you. As I am always right.
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby Ditocoaf on Wed May 28, 2008 5:38 pm

I'm Ditocoaf, and I'm 18. I don't believe or disbelieve in the existence of God, but try to take a scientific view of it's probability, and find it to be very low. I only argue with people I respect and/or like (If I really don't respect someone, I ignore them, because I don't care what they think), and I guess that makes me an elitist.

Everyone's a bigot to some degree, except you (and me of course).
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby heavycola on Wed May 28, 2008 5:42 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:Hi, I'm Snorri, and my most elitist character is that I know that I am elitist and am therefore better than other people who are elitist.

Ron Paul is a bigot.


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I am way more elitist than you. I'm so elitist I have to look down on myself.
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby Neoteny on Wed May 28, 2008 6:35 pm

heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Hi, I'm Snorri, and my most elitist character is that I know that I am elitist and am therefore better than other people who are elitist.

Ron Paul is a bigot.


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I am way more elitist than you. I'm so elitist I have to look down on myself.


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Re: New non-theists...

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed May 28, 2008 6:38 pm

heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Hi, I'm Snorri, and my most elitist character is that I know that I am elitist and am therefore better than other people who are elitist.

Ron Paul is a bigot.


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I imagine that gives a lot of problems when you walk in the street.
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby InkL0sed on Wed May 28, 2008 10:07 pm

Hi, my name isn't really InkL0sed, and I can't decide on my most elitist characteristic. It could be my utter scorn for organized religion; maybe it's the way I sneer at the pathetic souls that are most people walking down the street. On the other hand, calling my friends elitist bigots is probably way up there too.

My friends are all elitist bigots.
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby Neoteny on Wed May 28, 2008 10:09 pm

InkL0sed wrote:Hi, my name isn't really InkL0sed, and I can't decide on my most elitist characteristic. It could be my utter scorn for organized religion; maybe it's the way I sneer at the pathetic souls that are most people walking down the street. On the other hand, calling my friends elitist bigots is probably way up there too.

My friends are all elitist bigots.


I have this one friend, he's such an elitist bigot. It's crazy.
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby heavycola on Thu May 29, 2008 7:49 am

Snorri1234 wrote:
heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Hi, I'm Snorri, and my most elitist character is that I know that I am elitist and am therefore better than other people who are elitist.

Ron Paul is a bigot.


:D
I am way more elitist than you. I'm so elitist I have to look down on myself.


I imagine that gives a lot of problems when you walk in the street.


Walk? In the street? With the plebs? Speak for yourself, mate.
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Re: New non-theists...

Postby The1exile on Thu May 29, 2008 9:36 am

I'm The1exile. I'm anti elitist because I think all elitists are trying to steal my thunder of being the originalist elitist; it is thus my elitist characteristic. French people are bigots, as well as being garlic sniffing, cheese munching, bike riding surrender monkeys.
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