A Novel

by **Kaplowitz** on Sat May 17, 2008 1:21 pm

If suggs, DM, and NOrse got together and wrote a novel, i would buy it.
Each page would have 1 random rant, maybe just a random sentence.

by **suggs** on Sat May 17, 2008 1:28 pm

It was a bright, cold day in April, and the streets were awash with Chunky Cum Dribble.

by **Minister Masket** on Sat May 17, 2008 3:34 pm

Continuity Error!

April's are NEVER clear. It's always bloody raining.

by **suggs** on Sat May 17, 2008 3:59 pm

Minister Masket wrote:Continuity Error!

April's are NEVER clear. It's always bloody raining.

*sigh* read 1984.

by **Minister Masket** on Sat May 17, 2008 4:01 pm

suggs wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Continuity Error!

April's are NEVER clear. It's always bloody raining.

*sigh* read 1984.

Sure, I'll just get it from the GIANT LIBRARY in my house.

by **suggs** on Sat May 17, 2008 4:02 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
suggs wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Continuity Error!

April's are NEVER clear. It's always bloody raining.

*sigh* read 1984.

Sure, I'll just get it from the GIANT LIBRARY in my house.

You really should have it. Its essential reading. Its also FUCKING GOOD.

by **reminisco** on Sat May 17, 2008 5:57 pm

i made a stop-motion version of 1984 with GI Joes when i was in high school.

it was rad.

by **suggs** on Sat May 17, 2008 5:59 pm

Respect to the word "RAD". Its been too long :lol:

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sat May 17, 2008 6:20 pm

Minister Masket wrote:Continuity Error!

April's are NEVER clear. It's always bloody raining.

f*ck that shit. I was born in early April and it was snowing like a motherfucker.
Indeed, it snowed on my Birthday this year (though it didn't really settle)... which was the first time that's happened since the day that I tumbled from my mother's womb.

Also, this book is a surefire winner. A Pleasant Chap's communal diary or collaborative work of fiction would be a fascinating thing to behold.

by **MeDeFe** on Tue May 20, 2008 5:54 am

Can we expect a work of poetry as well?

by **got tonkaed** on Tue May 20, 2008 5:58 am

Minister Masket wrote:
suggs wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Continuity Error!

April's are NEVER clear. It's always bloody raining.

*sigh* read 1984.

Sure, I'll just get it from the GIANT LIBRARY in my house.

are you implying you dont have a giant library of books? I mean im 21 and i probably have more books than anything else...and its probably not even that close.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Tue May 20, 2008 6:02 am

So basically I just whipped out my penis and slapped it up and down on this thread until jelly came out.

That's how we do in April. Bitches.

by **got tonkaed** on Tue May 20, 2008 6:03 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:So basically I just whipped out my penis and slapped it up and down on this thread until jelly came out.

That's how we do in April. Bitches.

are you sure it wasnt pus? you might want to get that checked out, if its from you or the thread, im not sure its good news.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Tue May 20, 2008 6:08 am

Don't worry about it my man, if I leave the condition to fester for long enough then my penis will just rupture and explode. Then I'll be able to see inside and check out what's wrong for myself, instead of consulting one of these fancy-schmancy 'physician' types who probably works for some kind of government conspiracy and doesn't vote for Ron Paul.

by **got tonkaed** on Tue May 20, 2008 6:13 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Don't worry about it my man, if I leave the condition to fester for long enough then my penis will just rupture and explode. Then I'll be able to see inside and check out what's wrong for myself, instead of consulting one of these fancy-schmancy 'physician' types who probably works for some kind of government conspiracy and doesn't vote for Ron Paul.

I like it...not only are you taking personal responsibility over your own ailments and keeping those money grubber insurance companies out of it, but your also cleaning up legal systems by avoiding frivolous lawsuits. You really would be a great model for the true american.

Also...for fun, Bob Barr is kind of like the Ron Paul, if Ron Paul wasnt a flaming liberal. I think we should start a counter revolution for Bob Barr.

by **Minister Masket** on Tue May 20, 2008 6:59 am

got tonkaed wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
suggs wrote:
*sigh* read 1984.

Sure, I'll just get it from the GIANT LIBRARY in my house.

are you implying you dont have a giant library of books? I mean im 21 and i probably have more books than anything else...and its probably not even that close.

On the contrary, I have many books in my room. However, I would describe it as a "heap" instead of a library.