you know you need to get laid when...

by **WalkingShadow** on Sat May 17, 2008 4:43 pm

you see a kid licking a popsicle and you think of a blowjob

by **suggs** on Sat May 17, 2008 4:45 pm

You start to get worked up about History on an internet forum.

I've never needed a shag quite this bad.

All of a sudden, Miss Munter, of No. 5 Obscenely Obese Avenue, is looking like a real good bet.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sat May 17, 2008 6:29 pm

...you're a male and you aren't having sex at that precise moment in time.

by **nagerous** on Sat May 17, 2008 6:31 pm

You're spending saturday night here posting in random threads.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sat May 17, 2008 6:37 pm

Ha ha! Gutted! You need to get laid!!!

...oh, hang on a second. Damn.

by **InkL0sed** on Sat May 17, 2008 6:38 pm

That's not news to me :roll:

by **suggs** on Sat May 17, 2008 6:40 pm

God, its depressingly true. Its ALL true. I need to get drunk soon. Its been too long.
It wont help me get laid. But it will help me to chat to women, and thats a poor second best.

I hope people look at this, and think "Dear, Suggs,how witty" as opposed to seeing the truth, which is that I'm fucking depressed right now

by **suggs** on Sat May 17, 2008 6:43 pm

*pretends to be drunk* Whats it all about , Mustard? Eh? here we are brains the size of planets, cocks the size of clusters of planets, and we're posting on internet forums on a sat night.
*knocks over drink in overly theatrical gesture* WHY O WHY

by **Total Trash** on Sat May 17, 2008 7:43 pm

WalkingShadow wrote:you see a kid licking a popsicle and you think of a blowjob

that is disgusting! but I have respect for you because you had the balls to post it on a forum.

by **MeDeFe** on Sun May 18, 2008 5:31 am

Dear Suggs, you're witty when you're fucking depressed.

by **Sackett58** on Sun May 18, 2008 7:54 am

suggs wrote:*pretends to be drunk* Whats it all about , Mustard? Eh? here we are brains the size of planets, cocks the size of clusters of planets, and we're posting on internet forums on a sat night.
*knocks over drink in overly theatrical gesture* WHY O WHY

Becuase we have to be heard Suggs, the world has to know about, "cocks the size of clusters of planets".