Things You Can Do With Action Figures

[DaGip]

My friend sent me this picture. I thought it was really cool!



I remember when I was a kid, I used to tie firecrackers to parachute Army guys, and toss them up into the air and watch them explode! I would easily go through a whole bag of Army guys: exploding them, burning them, cutting their heads off...you name it, I probably did it to those guys!

[InkL0sed]

Have sex.

[MeDeFe]

Have sex.

That would be the 10th option I think.

[t-o-m]

i like the microwave option!

i used to get these rubber kinda stretchy men and i used to turn on my bedside lamp and face it upward and then lay the rubber man on it and see how long it took to melt!
but then i forgot about it once and it set on fire

[InkL0sed]

I used to put them in ziploc bags in the freezer overnight. And then run them over hot water in the morning.

[DaGip]

Have sex.

That would be the 10th option I think.

You would have to give me a little more detail on how you would have sex with an action figure? Do you lube it up, or what?

[MeDeFe]

Have sex.

That would be the 10th option I think.

You would have to give me a little more detail on how you would have sex with an action figure? Do you lube it up, or what?

Anything goes, use your imagination, it's your poll after all.

[tzor]

My cousin's next door neighbor once made a crucifixion scene with GI Joes (back when they were scaled to Barbie's size and Ken was always jealous of them fully clothed ...) but the adults were generally not amused by that at all.

[DAZMCFC]

My friend sent me this picture. I thought it was really cool!



I remember when I was a kid, I used to tie firecrackers to parachute Army guys, and toss them up into the air and watch them explode! I would easily go through a whole bag of Army guys: exploding them, burning them, cutting their heads off...you name it, I probably did it to those guys!

was you the young next door neighbour in Toy Story?


i voted for Microwave.

[dustn64]

that is a really funny picture.

[DaGip]

that is a really funny picture.

Only thing is that that squirrel must have been found dead in someone's yard, or something, and then they placed it on the road for the picture. Because if it was roadkill, it would have guts and blood and shit all over the place!

Just an observation.

Good picture, none-the-less.