How long can you hold your breath for?

by **Dancing Mustard** on Wed May 14, 2008 10:52 am

2 minutes and still counting...

by **Bertros Bertros** on Wed May 14, 2008 11:05 am

As long as it takes you to finish up down there, I'm an expert at these asphyxigasms.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Wed May 14, 2008 11:15 am

Bertros Bertros wrote:As long as it takes you to finish up down there, I'm an expert at these asphyxigasms.

My translator tells me that you're saying "Till hell freezes over"...

Not to worry, I have found somereading materialfor you to while away the hours with.

by **Bertros Bertros** on Wed May 14, 2008 11:27 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Bertros Bertros wrote:As long as it takes you to finish up down there, I'm an expert at these asphyxigasms.

My translator tells me that you're saying "Till hell freezes over"...

Not to worry, I have found somereading materialfor you to while away the hours with.

Damn you DM, I was doing great till I read this

Ulli wrote:Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we can exchange links.

At which point i laughed and thus ruined several minutes of exquisite pleasure. Ho-hum.

by **Anarkistsdream** on Wed May 14, 2008 11:38 am

Billy007 wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:2 minutes and still counting...

2 minutes?? really?

That would mean that you are very fit and healthy...I can probably do about 50-60 seconds, although, that mundane reading really does help though.

Cuz you're a smoker...

by **nagerous** on Wed May 14, 2008 11:42 am

Ok... starting now, My next post will be when I stop. My records around 3 minutes but I like to push my body to the extreme limit.

by **jiminski** on Wed May 14, 2008 11:58 am

last year whilst bored, in a traffic jam, on the way to Brighton, I held my breath for just under 2 and a half minutes.

I was amazed myself... i do have a set of lungs which Jordon would be proud of and this did involve a certain amount of hyperventilation but i think i would be excellent company in a marine disaster.. similar to that depicted in the Poseidon Adventure!

by **jiminski** on Wed May 14, 2008 11:59 am

in light of the Nagerous' post i would like to up my bid to 12 and a half minutes .. and i could've gone on for longer!

by **Frigidus** on Wed May 14, 2008 12:10 pm

Bertros Bertros wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
Bertros Bertros wrote:As long as it takes you to finish up down there, I'm an expert at these asphyxigasms.

My translator tells me that you're saying "Till hell freezes over"...

Not to worry, I have found somereading materialfor you to while away the hours with.

Damn you DM, I was doing great till I read this

Ulli wrote:Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we can exchange links.

At which point i laughed and thus ruined several minutes of exquisite pleasure. Ho-hum.

Is that...is that a joke? I mean it sounds like one, but it is the internet.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Wed May 14, 2008 12:13 pm

Go read the site.
He's written quite a body of work and even claims that he has been published. Personally I just don't know what to believe any more.

Only this webpage has the answers...