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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby AndrewLC on Sun May 11, 2008 10:21 pm

Whats the difference between a pizza and a dead baby?

You don't f*ck a pizza before you eat it.
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby The Weird One on Sun May 11, 2008 10:53 pm

What's better than 5 dead babies in a trash can?


1 dead baby in 13 trash cans.
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby borox0 on Sun May 11, 2008 11:03 pm

What's orange and pink and sits at the bottom of a pool?

A baby with slashed floaties.

What's orange and pink and sits at the top of a pool?

Floaties with a slashed baby.
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby AndrewLC on Mon May 12, 2008 12:21 am

borox0 wrote:What's orange and pink and sits at the bottom of a pool?

A baby with slashed floaties.

What's orange and pink and sits at the top of a pool?

Floaties with a slashed baby.

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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby tubaman on Mon May 12, 2008 12:37 am

What's the difference between Norse and a dead baby? One is fucking hilarious and the other is Norse.
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby AndrewLC on Mon May 12, 2008 12:49 am

tubaman wrote:What's the difference between Norse and a dead baby? One is fucking hilarious and the other is Norse.

Leave Norse out of it, he's a hero.
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby Nickbaldwin on Mon May 12, 2008 7:00 am

What's the difference between a disgruntled baby and tubaman.

Sorry, trick question.
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby chaosfactor on Mon May 12, 2008 7:29 am

What's Small and red, and cannot turn around in a corridor?

A Baby With a Javelin through its head.
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby tubaman on Mon May 12, 2008 5:48 pm

AndrewLC wrote:
tubaman wrote:What's the difference between Norse and a dead baby? One is fucking hilarious and the other is Norse.

Leave Norse out of it, he's a hero.


Nickbaldwin wrote:What's the difference between a disgruntled baby and tubaman.

Sorry, trick question.



Ha chill out guys I know Norse is awesome. I meant no disrespect.
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby xerro on Tue May 13, 2008 7:25 am

whats the difference vetween a dead baby and a fork?

you can't microwave a fork
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby xerro on Tue May 13, 2008 7:26 am

whats the difference between a dead baby and a teddy bear?

at night, i dont sleep with a teddy bear
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby xerro on Tue May 13, 2008 7:27 am

whats the grossest thing in the world?

a trash can filled with dead babies...... and whats grosser than that?

one living baby at the bottom eating his way out
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby xerro on Tue May 13, 2008 7:28 am

why'd the dead baby cross the road?

he was nailed to the chicken.......

why'd the living baby cross the road?

he was nailed to the dead baby...
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby xerro on Tue May 13, 2008 7:29 am

whats worse?

ten babies nailed to one tree?
or
one baby nailed to ten trees?
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby xerro on Tue May 13, 2008 7:30 am

whats the diffence between a dead baby and a table?

you cant have sex with a table
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby xerro on Tue May 13, 2008 7:31 am

whats the diffence between a dead baby and a tampon?

i dont use tampons......
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby xerro on Tue May 13, 2008 7:34 am

whats the diffence between a dead baby and the chuck hater ( AndrewLC )?

andrewLC's balls havnt dropped yet....

stfu about chuck [-X ........ he's the best


hey, heres a chuck joke...

whats the last thing going through the mind of chuck norris's victims???

his foot......
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby MeDeFe on Tue May 13, 2008 8:18 am

xerro wrote:whats the diffence between a dead baby and a table?

you cant have sex with a table

Someone has already proven you wrong on that point. http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=79205
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby tubaman on Tue May 13, 2008 7:00 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
xerro wrote:whats the diffence between a dead baby and a table?

you cant have sex with a table

Someone has already proven you wrong on that point. http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=79205


Lol, I look at that guy and I think "Table fucker!"
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby LEROY JENKINS on Tue May 13, 2008 7:39 pm

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them!
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