DaGip Can Hear Earthquakes!

by **DaGip** on Mon May 12, 2008 4:13 am

Okay, just need to let you guys know that I heard that quake over in China today, all the way from the United States. I post my earthquake predictions in the None Of The Above forums. I was predicting an earthquake to happen almost exactly on time. You can see the time of my posts!

http://conquerclub.freeforums.org/can-w ... .html#4377

by **DaGip** on Mon May 12, 2008 4:29 am

DaGip is sad that no one takes him seriously on this issue.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... topstories

by **jiminski** on Mon May 12, 2008 5:53 am

yeah, why not DaG! .. you should be careful who discovers this skill though partner...
Before too long they'll have you tied to the wing of an aeroplane, with a hearing-aide wedged in your tools of divination (for heightened seismological perception), a duck egg inserted up your arse*, roaming the worlds earthquake hotspots listening for early signs!

*they insert a Duck egg** into your rectum in order to detect involuntary tell-tail signs of recognition; at the point where you make an omelette the relevant area is evacuated.
** Duck eggs are used, in preference to all other ovum, due to their superior ability in detecting quacks in the earths crust.

by **Curmudgeonx** on Mon May 12, 2008 9:09 am

Probably your stomach growling, Gip.

by **khazalid** on Mon May 12, 2008 9:25 am

quacks in the earth's crust! an easy 9/10 for that one :mrgreen:

by **suggs** on Mon May 12, 2008 9:28 am

Da Gip is a beautiful man.

by **Napoleon Ier** on Mon May 12, 2008 10:49 am

suggs wrote:Da Gip is a beautiful man.

Suggs, your posts usually do exude a background level of homoerotic undertone, but today's reading are off the bloody chart. What's going on here?

by **jiminski** on Mon May 12, 2008 11:01 am

Napoleon Ier wrote:
suggs wrote:Da Gip is a beautiful man.

Suggs, your posts usually do exude a background level of homoerotic undertone, but today's reading are off the bloody chart. What's going on here?

nah i took that as a loving, platonic, verbal cuddle Napp....

I think Suggsy is a beautiful man too... albeit in a fairly perverse, fiddle with goats sort a way!