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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby Gregrios on Fri May 09, 2008 2:16 pm

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MR. Nate wrote:with the understanding that it's quite possible I'm feeding a troll, I will point out that there is no biblical evidence for unicorns. If they existed at the time of the flood they were on the ark, but I have yet to see any evidence for the existance of unicorns.


Nate, you are feeding a trool because it's impossible to be that stupid.

All he's doing is patrinizing God and the Bible. Don't buy into it.


So how big was this ark and how long did it take to build.....was Noah an engineer ?


As for the size and time of completion, I'm not sure. The answers however would be found in the Bible. I'm not going to waste my time looking up trivial information.

And yes, Noah was an engineer along with every other person that carried out God's will concerning the building of Holy buildings.

To answer your next question, no he didn't go to university to get his degree.
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby t-o-m on Fri May 09, 2008 2:26 pm

the bibles just full of metaphores that we should interpret into real life scenarios, :lol: its not true!
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby Gregrios on Fri May 09, 2008 2:59 pm

t-o-m wrote:the bibles just full of metaphores that we should interpret into real life scenarios, :lol: its not true!


WRONG!
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby t-o-m on Fri May 09, 2008 3:07 pm

elaborate, ok i can admit that some is true, but do you really believe that noah build a ship to house animals on, and they willingly walked on "2 by 2". if you believe that then you also beleive that all animals are in-bred!
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby Gregrios on Fri May 09, 2008 3:15 pm

t-o-m wrote:elaborate, ok i can admit that some is true, but do you really believe that noah build a ship to house animals on, and they willingly walked on "2 by 2". if you believe that then you also beleive that all animals are in-bred!


Wrong on what you said about the Bible being FULL of metaphores. Full means all of it. That's wrong my friend. 25% or less of the Bible is metaphores.

As for the animals that boarded the ship, you've answered your own question.
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby heavycola on Fri May 09, 2008 3:31 pm

Gregrios wrote:
t-o-m wrote:the bibles just full of metaphores that we should interpret into real life scenarios, :lol: its not true!


WRONG!


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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri May 09, 2008 3:44 pm

Gregrios wrote:25% or less of the Bible is metaphores.
I.e. Only the bits that I need to kick under the carpet and ignore when asked awkward questions about them are metaphors. The rest of it is totally 100% Super-Accurate facts. No I can't point out which bits are and aren't metaphors right now, I'll do that as and when I realise that they undermine my own position.
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby Gregrios on Fri May 09, 2008 4:42 pm

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Gregrios wrote:25% or less of the Bible is metaphores.
I.e. Only the bits that I need to kick under the carpet and ignore when asked awkward questions about them are metaphors. The rest of it is totally 100% Super-Accurate facts. No I can't point out which bits are and aren't metaphors right now, I'll do that as and when I realise that they undermine my own position.


Your right in a sense DM. I have found that people tend to take parts of the Bible that they don't understand and chalk it up to being a metaphore.
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby Bertros Bertros on Fri May 09, 2008 5:18 pm

heavycola wrote:
Gregrios wrote:
t-o-m wrote:the bibles just full of metaphores that we should interpret into real life scenarios, :lol: its not true!


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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby Gregrios on Fri May 09, 2008 5:32 pm

Bertros Bertros wrote:
heavycola wrote:
Gregrios wrote:
t-o-m wrote:the bibles just full of metaphores that we should interpret into real life scenarios, :lol: its not true!


WRONG!


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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby t-o-m on Fri May 09, 2008 7:48 pm

Gregrios wrote:
t-o-m wrote:elaborate, ok i can admit that some is true, but do you really believe that noah build a ship to house animals on, and they willingly walked on "2 by 2". if you believe that then you also beleive that all animals are in-bred!


Wrong on what you said about the Bible being FULL of metaphores. Full means all of it. That's wrong my friend. 25% or less of the Bible is metaphores.

As for the animals that boarded the ship, you've answered your own question.

:lol: aso ive answered the question of:
what do you believe?
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do you beleive that animals are in-bred?
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ur weird, go join the bible bashers or something and talk about in-bred animals here, but noah didnt exsist-osrry to rain on ur parade
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby DaGip on Sat May 10, 2008 8:31 am

t-o-m wrote:
Gregrios wrote:
t-o-m wrote:elaborate, ok i can admit that some is true, but do you really believe that noah build a ship to house animals on, and they willingly walked on "2 by 2". if you believe that then you also beleive that all animals are in-bred!


Wrong on what you said about the Bible being FULL of metaphores. Full means all of it. That's wrong my friend. 25% or less of the Bible is metaphores.

As for the animals that boarded the ship, you've answered your own question.

:lol: aso ive answered the question of:
what do you believe?
and
do you beleive that animals are in-bred?
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ur weird, go join the bible bashers or something and talk about in-bred animals here, but noah didnt exsist-osrry to rain on ur parade


Well, how do you know????

Myths and legends are often based on real people and events.

I remember when i was homeless and before I came home I had two really strong feelings.

One, I was feeling there was going to be a BIG earthquake! And Second I was feeling that the SouthWest was going to get lots of rain, more than it had seen in years!

Well, when I got home in December 2004: both of these occurrences happened. The Tsunami of 2004 and the torrential rains that killed people in California because of mudslides!

So who is to say that this one guy named Noah (or Nuat in Egyptian) didn't have a similar feeling, but acted on it.

Like I just heard an earthquake on May 7, 2008. It happened in Japan. I told people there was going to be an earthquake that day, they thought I was crazy, but then it happened. Then they thought I was weird!

So there could be something inside the human brain that allows us to pickup certain frequencies of disastrous consequences BEFORE they actually happen.

Noah's ears were probably ringing for like a whole week. He noticed that whenever his ears rang, there was always a big storm, but now his ears were driving him buggy! So he put two and two together and decided that this was going to be a terrible event with catastrophic flooding.

So, how were he and his family and their goats and cows going to survive?

Easy, we build a big boat and we put everyone inside!

So, he builds the boat and other animals show up instinctually wanting a ride because they got ringing in their ears too!

Stories are always rife with embellishment and, in the case of Mythologies, sometimes contain metaphoric teachings.

The Hopi Indians have a similar story of the world being flooded. They said the Ant People came and put them inside of giant REEDS and sealed them up on the ends. Then they all floated all over the earth. That was their mythology and oral tradition from the THIRD WORLD of existence.

The Hopi Oral account tells us that we existed on three other worlds, each of which were destroyed by some type of cataclysm. The first world was destroyed by FIRE, the Second by ICE, and the Third by Water. Now we are on the Fourth World, and they have said that it well be destroyed by a Spider's Web...what does that mean? Whatever it means, they believe that time to be now, and we are in the middle of emerging into a Fifth World of civilization.
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby joecoolfrog on Sat May 10, 2008 9:17 am

Gregrios wrote:
t-o-m wrote:elaborate, ok i can admit that some is true, but do you really believe that noah build a ship to house animals on, and they willingly walked on "2 by 2". if you believe that then you also beleive that all animals are in-bred!


Wrong on what you said about the Bible being FULL of metaphores. Full means all of it. That's wrong my friend. 25% or less of the Bible is metaphores.

As for the animals that boarded the ship, you've answered your own question.


If indeed only 25% of the biblical stories are metaphores then how do you,or indeed anybody else ,know which parts are so. If you do know then pray pass on your unique knowledge, if not then you are conceeding there is at least a quarter chance that the story of the ark is not factual. What baffles me is why you people insist on a literal translation of the old testament, why wouldnt an omnipotent God choose to portray his message via metaphor or riddle if that was his desire, where in fact in the bible does it say that everything has to be taken at face value ?
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat May 10, 2008 9:41 am

Gregrios wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
Gregrios wrote:25% or less of the Bible is metaphores.
I.e. Only the bits that I need to kick under the carpet and ignore when asked awkward questions about them are metaphors. The rest of it is totally 100% Super-Accurate facts. No I can't point out which bits are and aren't metaphors right now, I'll do that as and when I realise that they undermine my own position.
Your right in a sense DM. I have found that people tend to take parts of the Bible that they don't understand and chalk it up to being a metaphore.

Wow, that is the most candid I've ever heard a Christian be on that subject.
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby Snorri1234 on Sat May 10, 2008 9:51 am

MR. Nate wrote:with the understanding that it's quite possible I'm feeding a troll,


Quite possible?
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby Bertros Bertros on Sun May 11, 2008 6:05 am

Snorri1234 wrote:
MR. Nate wrote:with the understanding that it's quite possible I'm feeding a troll,


Quite possible?


I object wholeheartedly to these spurious allegations, any more of this nonsense about feeding and I'm closing the bridge to all of you.
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby MeDeFe on Sun May 11, 2008 6:10 am

Bertros Bertros wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
MR. Nate wrote:with the understanding that it's quite possible I'm feeding a troll,

Quite possible?

I object wholeheartedly to these spurious allegations, any more of this nonsense about feeding and I'm closing the bridge to all of you.

You're on a diet?
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby t-o-m on Sun May 11, 2008 6:33 am

DaGip wrote:Well, how do you know????

im the all knowing being :twisted:
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby Bertros Bertros on Sun May 11, 2008 6:52 am

MeDeFe wrote:You're on a diet?


Nah, just couldn't manage another bite. For some reason the last goat I ate is sat in my gut like a pile of stones.
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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby 2dimes on Sun May 11, 2008 8:33 pm

When you see a unicorn in person you'd better hold the camera still or everyone will think you've faked it.

Nope, if I see a unicorn in person I wouldn't bother to film it. I'm much to old and crabby to care if you believe me when I tell the truth.
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t-o-m wrote:the bibles just full of metaphores that we should interpret into real life scenarios, :lol: its not true!


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Re: Did Noah do for Unicorns?

Postby suggs on Sun May 11, 2008 8:44 pm

*excitedly* wouldn't it be cool if anything in the Bible were true!
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