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500 things you can't do with semen

Postby InkL0sed on Tue May 06, 2008 10:33 pm

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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen

Postby RustyMonkey on Tue May 06, 2008 10:34 pm

There is nothing you can't do with semen.

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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen

Postby Alex Youngren on Tue May 06, 2008 10:36 pm

RustyMonkey wrote:There is nothing you can't do with semen.

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wrong u cant use it as a life raft
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen

Postby Interfacer PH on Tue May 06, 2008 10:36 pm

GET A DUDE PREGNANT
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen

Postby Alex Youngren on Tue May 06, 2008 10:36 pm

ya seriously tho....mods close this topic
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen

Postby RustyMonkey on Tue May 06, 2008 10:37 pm

wrong u cant use it as a life raft


Check Post #12 in the other topic this one is copying.
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen

Postby dustn64 on Tue May 06, 2008 10:37 pm

You can't use it to get the mods.
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen

Postby Frigidus on Tue May 06, 2008 10:58 pm

You get my stamp of approval. More spam!
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen

Postby lord voldemort on Tue May 06, 2008 11:31 pm

Alex Youngren wrote:ya seriously tho....mods close this topic

havent hit puberty yet??
you cant use it as contraception
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen

Postby spurgistan on Tue May 06, 2008 11:37 pm

lord voldemort wrote:
Alex Youngren wrote:ya seriously tho....mods close this topic

havent hit puberty yet??
you cant use it as contraception


I beg to differ. Now, it's not the most effective contraceptive on the market, but I've tried it in a pinch. Can't beat the price, and if you need a condom, you probably can get plenty of the stuff.
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen

Postby lord voldemort on Tue May 06, 2008 11:43 pm

spurgistan wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Alex Youngren wrote:ya seriously tho....mods close this topic

havent hit puberty yet??
you cant use it as contraception


I beg to differ. Now, it's not the most effective contraceptive on the market, but I've tried it in a pinch. Can't beat the price, and if you need a condom, you probably can get plenty of the stuff.

let me rephrase...its not an effective contraception
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue May 06, 2008 11:51 pm

Casanova had a cunning ploy: he made, so he said, a foolproof abortifacient. All a girl had to do to get rid of an unwanted baby was to apply it in the appropriate place. It just needed one more ingredient ... his fresh sperm.
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen

Postby spurgistan on Wed May 07, 2008 12:32 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Casanova had a cunning ploy: he made, so he said, a foolproof abortifacient. All a girl had to do to get rid of an unwanted baby was to apply it in the appropriate place. It just needed one more ingredient ... his fresh sperm.


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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen

Postby 2dimes on Wed May 07, 2008 10:58 pm

Fuel a boat.
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen

Postby Frigidus on Thu May 08, 2008 1:40 am

2dimes wrote:Fuel a boat.


Put that under "can", I do that all the time.
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