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What shape does poop take in an zero gravity environment?

 
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Re: Pooping in Zero Gravity?

Postby DaGip on Tue May 06, 2008 4:48 pm

t-o-m wrote:intreging, i didnt read it or go on the link :D
but i will now...


Did you read it? True story! Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
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Re: Pooping in Zero Gravity?

Postby t-o-m on Tue May 06, 2008 5:17 pm

DaGip wrote:
t-o-m wrote:intreging, i didnt read it or go on the link :D
but i will now...


Did you read it? True story! Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

hahowww
shit
that would hurt lol
lmao u got pissed off coz sum1 didnt cover up their eye!
i have it when people break their leg/foot/ankle and their foot doesnt have a shoe on, so you can see their toenails AND their toenails are always yellow for some reason :? :? 8-[ =; :sick: :sick: :sick:
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Re: Pooping in Zero Gravity?

Postby DaGip on Tue May 06, 2008 5:47 pm

t-o-m wrote:
DaGip wrote:
t-o-m wrote:intreging, i didnt read it or go on the link :D
but i will now...


Did you read it? True story! Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

hahowww
shit
that would hurt lol
lmao u got pissed off coz sum1 didnt cover up their eye!
i have it when people break their leg/foot/ankle and their foot doesnt have a shoe on, so you can see their toenails AND their toenails are always yellow for some reason :? :? 8-[ =; :sick: :sick: :sick:


That's called Toe Nail Fungus, and it is almost impossible to get rid of. But I have a theory.

DaGip's Theory on How to Get Rid of Toe Nail Fungus

1. Go high up into the Mountains before the Sun comes up and find a nice peaceful secluded cliff face with an Eastern exposure.
2. Sit and meditate towards the East, waiting for the Sun to come up.
3. Make sure that you have picked some wild Juniper Cedar nettles and some Sage brush.
4. Put Juniper nettles and Sage brush into your mouth and chew into a moist poultice.
5. Take a large rock and smash your toenails until they come off!
6. After carefully removing all your toe nail fragments, place the poultice on the infected area.
7. Take a small bit of freshly fallen pure mountain snow and place it on top of the poultice
8. Extend leg outwards as the Sun comes up, and let the Sun heat the snow.
9. Do this until the Sun has melted the snow and dried up the poultice on your infected toe.
10. Remove poultice and discard, then wait for new toe nail to grow back...it should be good as new!
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Re: Pooping in Zero Gravity?

Postby InkL0sed on Tue May 06, 2008 7:17 pm

DaGip wrote:That's called Toe Nail Fungus, and it is almost impossible to get rid of. But I have a theory.

DaGip's Theory on How to Get Rid of Toe Nail Fungus

1. Go high up into the Mountains before the Sun comes up and find a nice peaceful secluded cliff face with an Eastern exposure.
2. Sit and meditate towards the East, waiting for the Sun to come up.
3. Make sure that you have picked some wild Juniper Cedar nettles and some Sage brush.
4. Put Juniper nettles and Sage brush into your mouth and chew into a moist poultice.
5. Take a large rock and smash your toenails until they come off!
6. After carefully removing all your toe nail fragments, place the poultice on the infected area.
7. Take a small bit of freshly fallen pure mountain snow and place it on top of the poultice
8. Extend leg outwards as the Sun comes up, and let the Sun heat the snow.
9. Do this until the Sun has melted the snow and dried up the poultice on your infected toe.
10. Remove poultice and discard, then wait for new toe nail to grow back...it should be good as new!


Well, it's a little painful and ritualized... but it just might work! Thanks DaGip!
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Re: Pooping in Zero Gravity?

Postby DaGip on Tue May 06, 2008 8:35 pm

NP! Glad I could help you with your toe nail problems. And if you are ever constipated, just drink lots of Prune Juice and Green Algae Juice...push real hard, and that little fucker will come right the f*ck out!
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