Pooping in Zero Gravity?

[DaGip]

If you were to take a dump in outer space, what shape would it be?

[suggs]

Now My Heart is Full.
Genius.

[t-o-m]

you made a thread about it

[t-o-m]

wheres the Steven Hawking shaped option?

[DaGip]

Had to be done. It's the question that all mankind needs to know...

[DaGip]

wheres the Steven Hawking shaped option?

The poor man is already a vegetable, now you want to make him into a turd? The audacity!

[t-o-m]

now you want to make him into a turd?

just clipping that out and that sounds strange!

[borox0]

It would take a considerable amount of force to poop in space. It would probably come out normal but you could unknowingly have created a masterpeice.

[DaGip]

I am thinking if you are just taking a regular dump, one that is heavy and has substance, the turd will come out Helix shaped like a telephone cord.

However, if the only thing you had to eat was some of those outer space packets of split pea soup, your turd would probably come out as a shotgun pattern with little green BB like spheroids floating around the cabin.

[t-o-m]

actually to be nerdy:
you would never be able to poo in space, the pressures would pull the poo out of you before you could pull down ya pants...basically ya'd shit ya-self

[InkL0sed]

actually to be nerdy:
you would never be able to poo in space, the pressures would pull the poo out of you before you could pull down ya pants...basically ya'd shit ya-self

Uh... what pressures?

Anyway, to take this question way too seriously, I do believe it would be shaped normally, since feces are shaped and compacted (usually) inside the rectum.

[jnd94]

actually to be nerdy:
you would never be able to poo in space, the pressures would pull the poo out of you before you could pull down ya pants...basically ya'd shit ya-self

Go up to space naked?

[t-o-m]

Uh... what pressures?

those pressures
(pretend he's doing a poop)

Go up to space naked?

that could work!

[MeDeFe]

actually to be nerdy:
you would never be able to poo in space, the pressures would pull the poo out of you before you could pull down ya pants...basically ya'd shit ya-self

Uh... what pressures?

Anyway, to take this question way too seriously, I do believe it would be shaped normally, since feces are shaped and compacted (usually) inside the rectum.

Seconded, the pressure is very important, if the pressure is low it would be more likely to be sort of "cauliflowered" aka "spread out", under normal pressure it would most likely be the usual turd shape and slowly float away from you towards an unsuspecting victim.

[t-o-m]

and slowly float away from you towards an unsuspecting victim.

ew they might end up looking like this:

or even this:

OR EVEN THIS:

[whitestazn88]

i voted for shotgun, cuz i recently ate some chipotle (that would be mexican fast food for you people who don't recognize the name) and it was all full of corn and shit, so i figure it would be bursting out of my asshole in space so fast that it would basically explode into tiny little bubbles of turd

[DaGip]

Well, I know that if I take a good dump in the swimming pool, it starts to spiral, now if that same concept were to be taken into space, I believe my shit would come out Helix shaped...

[dustn64]

Depends, Did you have corn for lunch?

[DaGip]

Depends, Did you have corn for lunch?

No, but I was homeless once in Hawaii. I had to get up really fucking early before the park ranger came around. Otherwise he would give me a ticket for not being able to pay for staying in the campground. So, one morning I woke up a little late (I drank too much and smoked a lot of Maui Wowie!).

I hurried up and packed up my tent and backpack, i could see the ranger at the other end of the campground making his rounds. I had to get out of there in a fucking hurry!

Plus, I had to shit so fucking bad! But I didn't have time to use the restroom with the ranger running amuck.

The ranger was making his way towards me, so I hauled ass down the friggin' beach. I stashed my backpack in some overgrowth and ran down the beach to get as far away from the ranger as I could! The turd was really begging to come out.

I clenched my buttcheeks, and waited for the ranger to leave. Then all I would have to do is saunter back into camp and use the nice public restrooms!

But the SOB wasn't leaving! He was hanging around the campground, probably waiting for me to pop back up. My turd was just about ready to explode out of my ass! Then, all of a sudden, the strength of my bowels couldn't hold it any longer. Luckily I was wearing a pair of sweat pants!

I whipped off my sweat pants right there on the beach! My Johnson flapping in the ocean breeze, and I jumped into a nice pond that was formed by the coral reef. Nobody was around (at least I think there was no one around).

The pond was a bit shallow, but deep enough for me to scoot my ass in and lay a dump in the water! I was kind of in the birthing position that pregnant women get into at the hospital.

As the turd came out of my asshole, I looked down between my legs, and the long dump came out and naturally took on a spiral shape in the water.

Then, immediately all these little fucking fish came out of no where and started tearing my shit to ribbons and eating it. Some of them even stuck their little noses in my asshole and cleaned 'er real good! Tickled too!

Boy, those were the days!

[InkL0sed]

Oh man...

[jonesthecurl]

DaGip: do the words "too much detail" mean anything to you?

[2dimes]

Coils are still natural turd shape silly.

[Sentinel XIV]

Gip, you've got a lot of poop stories. Tell 'em the one about you and the constipation and the bathroom floor. Or, better yet, write a song and share it with style!

[DaGip]

Here. Enjoy my poop story to your heart's content:

http://conquerclub.freeforums.org/pain-t150.html

[t-o-m]

intreging, i didnt read it or go on the link
but i will now...