The Feel-bad thread

by **jnd94** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:37 pm

This is the thread where we whine about our fucked-up lives.

I cut my finger and now it's infected and pussy. I forgot about a research paper for my bio class and now Im fucked.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:41 pm

I was supposed to go to the gym today and get pumped, but I procrastinated filling in these retarded job applications for so long that I ran out of time to do so.
I am still filling in the applications. They are still retarded.

Furthermore: I am consumed with self-loathing, both at my poor concentration span, and lack of discipline.

by **AndrewLC** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:41 pm

jnd94 wrote:This is the thread where we whine about our fucked-up lives.

I cut my finger and now it's infected and pussy. I forgot about a research paper for my bio class and now Im fucked.

I like to walk in the rain because it hides my tears :cry:

by **borox0** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:58 pm

3 of my pets died on the same day last week.

by **jnd94** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:16 pm

My nights include sinigng along to "Don't let the sun go down on me" by Elton John and "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd, shamelessly beating my lonely boner, and reading txts of how my so called friends are getting laid.

by **static_ice** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:14 pm

I have a seemingly endless list of applications to fill out, yet I have no time to do so because some people feel the need to use the only computer in the house by answering chummy emails from fellow baby boomers or getting addicted to maple story and other pre-teen loser-games. Other than that it's alright I guess.

by **Sentinel XIV** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:43 pm

Every time I jump on a trampoline, I get a headache.

by **GabonX** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:45 pm

I don't get to have sex nearly as much or with nearly as many people as I would like.

by **GabonX** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:45 pm

Also I have a ridiciulous amount of work to do before the end of the semester.

by **Iliad** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:48 pm

Exams tomorrow :cry:

by **reminisco** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:15 pm

i can't find my shoes.

by **wrestler1ump** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:22 pm

Tough to balance work and baseball schedules.

by **reminisco** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:31 pm

Al-Qaeda controls the weather.

and i think they have stolen my shoes.

by **borox0** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:32 pm

I'm hungry.

by **GabonX** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:33 pm

reminisco wrote:Al-Qaeda controls the weather.

and i think they have stolen my shoes.

God damn it

by **Neoteny** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:07 pm

GabonX wrote:Also I have a ridiciulous amount of work to do before the end of the semester.

Two lab notebooks that I should have kept up all semester and three finals.

Also, out of tequila.

by **AlbroShlo** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:10 pm

i tried to readjust my seat and sat on one of my nads

this thread is filling up a lot faster than the Feel-good thread

by **Neoteny** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:12 pm

AlbroShlo wrote:i tried to readjust my seat and sat on one of my nads

this thread is filling up a lot faster than the Feel-good thread

I would say that is one of the worst things you can do to yourself. Not only do you have to deal with the physical pain, but the mental agony that you are a dumbass too.

by **dustn64** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:16 pm

I'm about 3 days behind in my math class and it might blow my chance of getting an A.

by **reminisco** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:50 pm

i was digging away at an obstinate (and firm) booger, when i dug a bit too hard.

and now the ferrous warmth either trickles down the back of my throat, or blows out into a sloppy tissue. oh how i wish for coagulation. what a glorious day that shall be!

by **got tonkaed** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:53 pm

Neoteny wrote:
GabonX wrote:Also I have a ridiciulous amount of work to do before the end of the semester.

Two lab notebooks that I should have kept up all semester and three finals.

Also, out of tequila.

Hey i graduated....enjoy your finals, and lack of tequila. Also if you have cheerios for breakfast tomorrow, take a piss in them and know that it was from me

by **Neoteny** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:15 pm

got tonkaed wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
GabonX wrote:Also I have a ridiciulous amount of work to do before the end of the semester.

Two lab notebooks that I should have kept up all semester and three finals.

Also, out of tequila.

Hey i graduated....enjoy your finals, and lack of tequila. Also if you have cheerios for breakfast tomorrow, take a piss in them and know that it was from me

You know, I was going to say congrats, but now you can sit on an empty tequila bottle and spin. Turns out I've postponed my graduation anyhow... so my Cheerios already have piss in them. Congrats anyhow.