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heaven!

Postby rocky mountain on Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:17 pm

here is a place where we can discuss the topic of heaven! anyone can talk obviously, so feel free! DISCUSS!!!!
i will talk too, but someone else should start by a comment or a question :D
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Re: heaven!

Postby reminisco on Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:37 pm

heaven will be a complete gyp if i don't get my own X-Wing fighter and R2 unit.

i can live without a lightsabre, but if there aren't any X-Wings, i'm gonna ask for a refund.
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Re: heaven!

Postby rocky mountain on Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:54 pm

???... why are you talking about star wars?
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Re: heaven!

Postby reminisco on Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:00 pm

rocky mountain wrote:???... why are you talking about star wars?


i'm not talking about Star Wars, i'm talking about heaven. and how i want an X-Wing in heaven. i can't have one on earth. and it would have to be a fully functional X-Wing. oh, and Tie Fighters to dogfight in space. and since it's heaven, i can't die.

you told us to write about heaven. that would be heaven.




(also, to see her again, and everything would be okay. no more pain. no more sorrow. only that love; complete and enduring.)
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Re: heaven!

Postby rocky mountain on Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:23 pm

ok, i guess there could be X-wings in heaven... but what do you picture heaven as, aside from X-wings?
anyone else want to comment on their view of heaven/afterlife?
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Re: heaven!

Postby AndrewLC on Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:52 am

I want a tie fighter and force powers.
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Re: heaven!

Postby Iliad on Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:59 am

rocky mountain wrote:???... why are you talking about star wars?

you never had it coming did you :lol:
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Re: heaven!

Postby Hologram on Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:33 am

Heaven is not having to shave your legs....
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Re: heaven!

Postby AndrewLC on Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:38 am

Hologram wrote:Heaven is not having to shave your legs....

Am I in heaven?
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Re: heaven!

Postby Hologram on Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:47 am

AndrewLC wrote:
Hologram wrote:Heaven is not having to shave your legs....

Am I in heaven?

Depends. Do you have to wear tights in a Shakespearean play?
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Re: heaven!

Postby MeDeFe on Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:11 am

Hologram wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:
Hologram wrote:Heaven is not having to shave your legs....

Am I in heaven?

Depends. Do you have to wear tights in a Shakespearean play?

That sounds rather hellish to me, at least limboish, definitely not heavenly though.
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Re: heaven!

Postby Iliad on Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:14 pm

Is dancing mustard dead or something?
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Re: heaven!

Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:18 pm

Iliad wrote:Is dancing mustard dead or something?

Banned for three days.
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Re: heaven!

Postby Iliad on Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:20 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
Iliad wrote:Is dancing mustard dead or something?

Banned for three days.

I guess a little patience is needed then
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Re: heaven!

Postby detlef on Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:59 pm

Iliad wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
Iliad wrote:Is dancing mustard dead or something?

Banned for three days.

I guess a little patience is needed then

Can we get back on topic? I thought were talking about x-wing fighters.
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Re: heaven!

Postby AndrewLC on Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:22 am

I like pie, does anyone else have a opinion on pie?
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Re: heaven!

Postby Iliad on Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:49 am

detlef wrote:
Iliad wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Banned for three days.

I guess a little patience is needed then

Can we get back on topic? I thought were talking about x-wing fighters.

no we're talking about pie!
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Re: heaven!

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:05 am

Indeed, a heaven lacking in pie is definitely flawed.
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Re: heaven!

Postby savant on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:45 am

reminisco wrote:heaven will be a complete gyp if i don't get my own X-Wing fighter and R2 unit.

i can live without a lightsabre, but if there aren't any X-Wings, i'm gonna ask for a refund.


always been a fan of the b-wing myself.
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Re: heaven!

Postby Neoteny on Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:42 am

Sev... Seventy-two virgins?

Nah, not interested... I'll stick with the overused beer volcano and stripper factory. And if we're dogfighting, I'll take an F-22 or Su-37 over the ugly Star Wars crap. Nerds.
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Re: heaven!

Postby joecoolfrog on Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:32 am

Heaven is full of Unicorns and Spaghetti Monsters and Easter Bunnies and of course our creator The Great Frog.....All the waters of the earth flow from the armpits of the Great Frog !
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Re: heaven!

Postby savant on Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:44 am

Neoteny wrote:I'll take an F-22 or Su-37 over the ugly Star Wars crap. Nerds.


after your missiles are depleted, you only have 480 rounds in your M61A2 Vulcan 20mm rotary cannon.. and that'll last you about 5 seconds in continuous fire. on the bright side, it won't mess up your stealth, though!
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Re: heaven!

Postby Neoteny on Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:45 am

savant wrote:
Neoteny wrote:I'll take an F-22 or Su-37 over the ugly Star Wars crap. Nerds.


after your missiles are depleted, you only have 480 rounds in your M61A2 Vulcan 20mm rotary cannon.. and that'll last you about 5 seconds in continuous fire. on the bright side, it won't mess up your stealth, though!


Psh. Who says I'm going to need all my missiles?
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Re: heaven!

Postby reminisco on Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:28 pm

Neoteny wrote:Psh. Who says I'm going to need all my missiles?


my proton torpedoes.
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Re: heaven!

Postby InkL0sed on Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:37 pm

This thread is heaven.
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