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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby btownmeggy on Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:11 pm

kleep wrote:Schindler's List is one....


The guy who plays the smuggler in Schindler's List is REALLY hot. =P~
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby btownmeggy on Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:12 pm

greenoaks wrote:The Star Wars Ewok Adventures:Caravan of Courage & The Battle for Endor


Furries must love them, though.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:16 pm

The Deer Hunter and Deliverance.
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Postby firth4eva on Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:22 pm

I think the adverts for Calender Girls scarred me for life.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:31 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Enter the Dragon?

I don't know, it sounds like a porn flick.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby ignotus on Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:20 pm

Margaret Thatcher: the movie! :shock:
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:10 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Enter the Dragon?
I don't know, it sounds like a porn flick.

That was Enter the Phallus... but I see where the mistake arose.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby hecter on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:42 pm

The Paris Hilton sex tape.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby tubaman on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:48 pm

hecter wrote:The Paris Hilton sex tape.


Trust me dude, you can. Many, many times.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby hecter on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:53 pm

tubaman wrote:
hecter wrote:The Paris Hilton sex tape.


Trust me dude, you can. Many, many times.

^^^ Joke killer.

On a side note, Paris Hilton is an ugly stupid spoiled whore who deserves nothing short of a bullet to the head.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:54 pm

100% Amen
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby reminisco on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:58 pm

i think that if there is an anti-christ, it is Paris Hilton. and the mark of the beast is that droopy eye-lid.

you heard it here first crazy fundamentalist christians. you heard it here first.
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or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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Postby UCAbears on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:59 pm

tubaman wrote:I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby tubaman on Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:09 pm

hecter wrote:
tubaman wrote:
hecter wrote:The Paris Hilton sex tape.


Trust me dude, you can. Many, many times.

^^^ Joke killer.


Dude I was just contributing to the joke...I'm not gonna explain how it was contributing though, cuz you probably wouldn't understand.
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Postby khazalid on Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:49 pm

touching the void. too damn cold, it shrinks just watching.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby InkL0sed on Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:23 pm

reminisco wrote:i think that if there is an anti-christ, it is Paris Hilton. and the mark of the beast is that droopy eye-lid.

you heard it here first crazy fundamentalist christians. you heard it here first.


I went to school with her. She's in my 1st grade year book. 8-)
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby hecter on Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:50 pm

tubaman wrote:Dude I was just contributing to the joke...I'm not gonna explain how it was contributing though, cuz you probably wouldn't understand.

Ya, lyke, totully... So f-in funny!!!!!111 i r teh stoopids, cuz lyke, ya.......... If that was contributing to the joke, you did it so so poorly, that you actually managed to kill the joke. Unless your Cyanide and Happiness, "'I am making a humorous statement.' 'I disagree with your statement.'" does not equal contributing to said joke.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby t-o-m on Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:59 pm

The Jungle Book... although mogali was in it ;)
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby tubaman on Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:08 pm

hecter wrote:
tubaman wrote:Dude I was just contributing to the joke...I'm not gonna explain how it was contributing though, cuz you probably wouldn't understand.

Ya, lyke, totully... So f-in funny!!!!!111 i r teh stoopids, cuz lyke, ya.......... If that was contributing to the joke, you did it so so poorly, that you actually managed to kill the joke. Unless your Cyanide and Happiness, "'I am making a humorous statement.' 'I disagree with your statement.'" does not equal contributing to said joke.


I didn't say it was hilarious. And usually when someone says "joke killer" or "you just killed that joke" or something like that they're the ones that really kill the joke. Cuz that doesn't help anybody. You can't work off joke killer.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby JACKAZZTJM on Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:39 am

any movie that has straight sex in it i need alil cock on cock action.........DAMIT QUIT HITTING ME DAD!!!!!
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby t-o-m on Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:41 am

JACKAZZTJM wrote:any movie that has straight sex in it i need alil cock on cock action.........DAMIT QUIT HITTING ME DAD!!!!!

ok then...your normal

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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby spurgistan on Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:50 am

American History X?

Not quite the kind of f***ing I want for a nice wank.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby btownmeggy on Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:00 am

InkL0sed wrote:
reminisco wrote:i think that if there is an anti-christ, it is Paris Hilton. and the mark of the beast is that droopy eye-lid.

you heard it here first crazy fundamentalist christians. you heard it here first.


I went to school with her. She's in my 1st grade year book. 8-)


Oooh, tell us, what is it like to be an economic super-elite? :?:
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby greenoaks on Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:01 am

spurgistan wrote:American History X?

Not quite the kind of f***ing I want for a nice wank.
no way, banging that chick in the toilet cubicle brings back so many memories.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby savant on Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:13 am

spurgistan wrote:American History X?

Not quite the kind of f***ing I want for a nice wank.


watching norton break the guy's teeth on the curb always gets me off.
but i'm sadistic like that.
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