text message DISASTER!!!!

by **ignotus** on Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:54 am

Sweet mommy! :lol:

by **ignotus** on Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:56 am

[quote="Kid_A"]So yesterday I typed up this message to send to my girlfriend while she was in a lecture.

"Thinking about you makes my penis hard!"

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You can say that you wrote this:
"Thinking about you makes... (like Yoda)
My pen is hard!" (you were at the class) :lol:

by **Dancing Mustard** on Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:50 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:You didn't give it the old "Uh yeah, my friend got really drunk and thought it'd be hilarious. I left my phone on the pub table while I popped to the lavs for a slash" line then? That's always worked for me in similar past situations...

Considering that half of what you said is Brit slang, and even I had a hard time understanding it

My bad, here I'll translate for you:
"Yeah, my buddy got really wasted and thought it would be funny. I left my cell-phone on our bar table while I went to take a leak."
J'get me now?