text message DISASTER!!!!

[Kid_A]

So yesterday I typed up this message to send to my girlfriend while she was in a lecture.

"Thinking about you makes my penis hard!"

However, I accidentally sent it to my mother instead!!!!

Their names are consecutive in my phonebook, whoop!!

[gimil]

Game over mate.

[btownmeggy]

What did she say what did she say!?!?!?

[cena-rules]

has she mentioned it to you

[sam_levi_11]

did she text back...."your making me wet"

[cena-rules]

advice

change her name in your phonebook to sexy bitch to avoif this ever happening again

[Minister Masket]

1) Why send a silly message like that anyway? If I were of the fe-male variety, I wouldn't find it exactly flattering.
2) Her phone may be off. Quick, find the phone!

[btownmeggy]

1) Why send a silly message like that anyway? If I were of the fe-male variety, I wouldn't find it exactly flattering.

I would probably laugh if I received such a message (from a boyfriend--not from a son!), but I definitely wouldn't find it hot.

[hecter]

1) Why send a silly message like that anyway? If I were of the fe-male variety, I wouldn't find it exactly flattering.

I would probably laugh if I received such a message (from a boyfriend--not from a son!), but I definitely wouldn't find it hot.

Which I think was the intention of the message.

Oh, and you be fucked... Hope ya got a cool mom...

[Kid_A]

1) Why send a silly message like that anyway? If I were of the fe-male variety, I wouldn't find it exactly flattering.
2) Her phone may be off. Quick, find the phone!

well
1) when youve been dating and living together for 2 years, a message like that is intended to be goofy. not to arouse.

2) my mother lives in NY and im in LA. no chance of that

[btownmeggy]

So no response from Mumsy?

[Kid_A]

:o

What did she say what did she say!?!?!?

she knew what had happened. she thought it was hilarious. but i am still traumatized!!

[mr. incrediball]

:o

What did she say what did she say!?!?!?

she knew what had happened. she thought it was hilarious. but i am still traumatized!!

[Neoteny]

That's pretty awesome. My 'rents and my girlfriend's 'rents are strategically isolated from my girlfriend via creative character usage in my cell phone. I didn't have to learn the hard way. My girlfriend did though...

[Dancing Mustard]

You didn't give it the old "Uh yeah, my friend got really drunk and thought it'd be hilarious. I left my phone on the pub table while I popped to the lavs for a slash" line then? That's always worked for me in similar past situations...

[wcaclimbing]

I vote TROLL.

am I the first one to call it?

[btownmeggy]

I vote TROLL.

am I the first one to call it?

I don't think so.

[reminisco]

i think the most important lesson to learn here, Kid_A, isn't so much about keeping your contacts well separated, but instead to be discrete with your text messages.

cause next time it might not be your mom you accidentally text, but a boss or co-worker or something.

just saying "can't wait to see you", or "thinking about you makes me want to see you"...

those are so much more innocuous, and easily explained away.

but still, awesome story. completely hilarious, and i'm totally laughing at your expense, in a completely friendly way.

[Neoteny]

My brother accidentally sent a message to some girl he had never met. Her father ended up calling him and discussing the situation with him. A pastor, humorously enough. Good times.

I say keep doing it. Odds are, someone will be extremely amused.

[muy_thaiguy]

You didn't give it the old "Uh yeah, my friend got really drunk and thought it'd be hilarious. I left my phone on the pub table while I popped to the lavs for a slash" line then? That's always worked for me in similar past situations...

Considering that half of what you said is Brit slang, and even I had a hard time understanding it, well yeah.

Oh, and, well, wow. Not much else to say really.

[2dimes]

You didn't give it the old "Uh yeah, my friend got really drunk and thought it'd be hilarious. I left my phone on the pub table while I popped to the lavs for a slash" line then? That's always worked for me in similar past situations...

Considering that half of what you said is Brit slang, and even I had a hard time understanding it, well yeah.

Oh, and, well, wow. Not much else to say really.

I can translate for you muy.

"You see my collegue had a couple of beverages, that impared his judgment. I left my phone on the counter because I had to race to the dumper."

[t-o-m]

haha my mum dusnt even know how 2 work a phone!
hse wud never get as far as opening the message

- i think you made this up - i mean, no1 is so retarded that they send their girlfriend a message saying "thinking of you makes my penis hard"...

...unless

retarded enough

[JACKAZZTJM]

DID U WAKE UP THAT NIGHT WITH HER SITTING ON UR PIMPLY FACE?

[reminisco]

You didn't give it the old "Uh yeah, my friend got really drunk and thought it'd be hilarious. I left my phone on the pub table while I popped to the lavs for a slash" line then? That's always worked for me in similar past situations...

Considering that half of what you said is Brit slang, and even I had a hard time understanding it, well yeah.

Oh, and, well, wow. Not much else to say really.

I can translate for you muy.

"You see my collegue had a couple of beverages, that impared his judgment. I left my phone on the counter because I had to race to the dumper."

yeah, honestly, i had no problem reading DM's local vernacular. mtg, you need to read more books from places other than Wyoming.

remember, the more squiggles a state border has, the better the culture.

[muy_thaiguy]

Actually, the "slash" part is what threw me off. The rest I understood, just that we don't normally use such terms out here.