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2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby RedBullNation on Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:07 pm

Two figures within the New Age, the artist and theorist José Argüelles and the late ethnobotanist and psychonaut Terence McKenna, have publicized theories concerning the significance of the end of the cycle. (They arrived at their conclusions separately from one another.) They have jointly inspired a number of articles and books that this will be the end of this creation, the next pole shift or, as McKenna speculated in his theories, the end of history and events as "novel" as the origin of life on Earth, which we could not possibly imagine. Other, more mundane speculations involve a worldwide catastrophe, such as a pole shift. The idea of the significance of the date has also increasingly passed into popular culture.
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There is a common misconception of the Maya's practice of abbreviating their dates to five vigesimal places. According to the Maya there will be a baktun ending in 2012, a significant event being the end of the 13th 394 year period, but not the end of the world.

Susan Milbrath, curator of Latin American Art and Archaeology at the Florida Museum of Natural History, stated that "We [the archaeological community] have no record or knowledge that [the Maya] would think the world would come to an end" in 2012.

"For the ancient Maya, it was a huge celebration to make it to the end of a whole cycle," says Sandra Noble, executive director of the Foundation for the Advancement of Mesoamerican Studies, Inc. in Crystal River, Fla. To render Dec. 21, 2012, as a doomsday or moment of cosmic shifting, she says, is "a complete fabrication and a chance for a lot of people to cash in."


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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:10 pm

Well, I'll put my money on Angel Mike because he has a starship, thank you very much.
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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby savant on Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:10 pm

i better start saving my chef boyardee..
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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby Minister Masket on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:17 pm

Was this a challenge? If so, you missed part of the point.
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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby btownmeggy on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:57 pm

How does one become a psychonaut?
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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby Neoteny on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:02 pm

Eat lots of LSD...
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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby Ditocoaf on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:04 pm

I've always known that it isn't the "end of the world", but just the end of a phase and the beginning of a new one. This doesn't change the fact that my friends and I are going to build an anarchy castle in the mountains and get wasted.
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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby Minister Masket on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:30 pm

btownmeggy wrote:How does one become a psychonaut?

1) Talk to Tim Schafer
2) Break into a kiddie scout camp under cover of darkness.
3) Enter and freely explore people's minds.
4) Navigate a meat circus and defeat your childhood nightmares.

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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby Hologram on Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:32 am

MeDeFe wrote:Well, I'll put my money on Angel Mike because he has a starship, thank you very much.

Yeah really. You can't argue with plant drinking archangel's with biomechanical starships.
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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:40 am

Hologram wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Well, I'll put my money on Angel Mike because he has a starship, thank you very much.

Yeah really. You can't argue with plant drinking archangel's with biomechanical starships.

Word!
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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby Jenos Ridan on Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:20 pm

I had my doubts the moment I'd heard about it.

Even so, better safe than sorry.

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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby Nataki Yiro on Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:52 pm

I could really couldn't care less about when the world ends...
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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby Hologram on Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:10 am

Jenos Ridan wrote:I had my doubts the moment I'd heard about it.

Even so, better safe than sorry.

*begins inspecting guns in basement and fixing them*

Haha, join the Marine Corps and you'll get all the weapon training you need. I believe that Gresham is in RSS Salem's jurisdiction and Sgt. Clark is a pretty cool guy.

Haha, sorry, just trying to get my promotion is all.
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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby Jenos Ridan on Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:33 am

Hologram wrote:
Jenos Ridan wrote:I had my doubts the moment I'd heard about it.

Even so, better safe than sorry.

*begins inspecting guns in basement and fixing them*

Haha, join the Marine Corps and you'll get all the weapon training you need. I believe that Gresham is in RSS Salem's jurisdiction and Sgt. Clark is a pretty cool guy.

Haha, sorry, just trying to get my promotion is all.


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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby borox0 on Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:37 am

I thought global warming was to kill us all in 2051
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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

Postby Hologram on Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:05 pm

borox0 wrote:I thought global warming was to kill us all in 2051

That's what Al Gore wants you to think while he builds his army of tree wielding third world children to take over the world.
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