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text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby Kid_A on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:38 pm

So yesterday I typed up this message to send to my girlfriend while she was in a lecture.

"Thinking about you makes my penis hard!"

However, I accidentally sent it to my mother instead!!!! :o :shock: :o #-o

Their names are consecutive in my phonebook, whoop!!
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby gimil on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:39 pm

Game over mate.
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby btownmeggy on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:40 pm

:o :o :o

What did she say what did she say!?!?!?
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby cena-rules on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:40 pm

has she mentioned it to you

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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby sam_levi_11 on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:42 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
did she text back...."your making me wet"
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby cena-rules on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:43 pm

advice

change her name in your phonebook to sexy bitch to avoif this ever happening again
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby Minister Masket on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:43 pm

1) Why send a silly message like that anyway? If I were of the fe-male variety, I wouldn't find it exactly flattering.
2) Her phone may be off. Quick, find the phone!
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby btownmeggy on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:48 pm

Minister Masket wrote:1) Why send a silly message like that anyway? If I were of the fe-male variety, I wouldn't find it exactly flattering.


I would probably laugh if I received such a message (from a boyfriend--not from a son!), but I definitely wouldn't find it hot.
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby hecter on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:51 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:1) Why send a silly message like that anyway? If I were of the fe-male variety, I wouldn't find it exactly flattering.


I would probably laugh if I received such a message (from a boyfriend--not from a son!), but I definitely wouldn't find it hot.

Which I think was the intention of the message.

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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby Kid_A on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:52 pm

Minister Masket wrote:1) Why send a silly message like that anyway? If I were of the fe-male variety, I wouldn't find it exactly flattering.
2) Her phone may be off. Quick, find the phone!


well
1) when youve been dating and living together for 2 years, a message like that is intended to be goofy. not to arouse.

2) my mother lives in NY and im in LA. no chance of that
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby btownmeggy on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:53 pm

So no response from Mumsy?
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby Kid_A on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:54 pm

btownmeggy wrote::o :o :o

What did she say what did she say!?!?!?


she knew what had happened. she thought it was hilarious. but i am still traumatized!! :?
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:00 pm

Kid_A wrote:
btownmeggy wrote::o :o :o

What did she say what did she say!?!?!?


she knew what had happened. she thought it was hilarious. but i am still traumatized!! :?


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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby Neoteny on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:05 pm

That's pretty awesome. My 'rents and my girlfriend's 'rents are strategically isolated from my girlfriend via creative character usage in my cell phone. I didn't have to learn the hard way. My girlfriend did though... :lol:
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:08 pm

You didn't give it the old "Uh yeah, my friend got really drunk and thought it'd be hilarious. I left my phone on the pub table while I popped to the lavs for a slash" line then? That's always worked for me in similar past situations...
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby wcaclimbing on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:10 pm

I vote TROLL.

am I the first one to call it?
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby btownmeggy on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:40 pm

wcaclimbing wrote:I vote TROLL.

am I the first one to call it?


I don't think so.
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby reminisco on Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:09 pm

i think the most important lesson to learn here, Kid_A, isn't so much about keeping your contacts well separated, but instead to be discrete with your text messages.

cause next time it might not be your mom you accidentally text, but a boss or co-worker or something.

just saying "can't wait to see you", or "thinking about you makes me want to see you"...

those are so much more innocuous, and easily explained away.

but still, awesome story. completely hilarious, and i'm totally laughing at your expense, in a completely friendly way.
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby Neoteny on Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:11 pm

My brother accidentally sent a message to some girl he had never met. Her father ended up calling him and discussing the situation with him. A pastor, humorously enough. Good times.

I say keep doing it. Odds are, someone will be extremely amused.
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:46 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:You didn't give it the old "Uh yeah, my friend got really drunk and thought it'd be hilarious. I left my phone on the pub table while I popped to the lavs for a slash" line then? That's always worked for me in similar past situations...

Considering that half of what you said is Brit slang, and even I had a hard time understanding it, well yeah. :?

Oh, and, well, wow. Not much else to say really.
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby 2dimes on Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:08 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:You didn't give it the old "Uh yeah, my friend got really drunk and thought it'd be hilarious. I left my phone on the pub table while I popped to the lavs for a slash" line then? That's always worked for me in similar past situations...

Considering that half of what you said is Brit slang, and even I had a hard time understanding it, well yeah. :?

Oh, and, well, wow. Not much else to say really.

I can translate for you muy.

"You see my collegue had a couple of beverages, that impared his judgment. I left my phone on the counter because I had to race to the dumper."
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby t-o-m on Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:51 pm

haha my mum dusnt even know how 2 work a phone!
hse wud never get as far as opening the message

- i think you made this up - i mean, no1 is so retarded that they send their girlfriend a message saying "thinking of you makes my penis hard"...

...unless
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby JACKAZZTJM on Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:46 pm

DID U WAKE UP THAT NIGHT WITH HER SITTING ON UR PIMPLY FACE?
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby reminisco on Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:51 pm

2dimes wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:You didn't give it the old "Uh yeah, my friend got really drunk and thought it'd be hilarious. I left my phone on the pub table while I popped to the lavs for a slash" line then? That's always worked for me in similar past situations...

Considering that half of what you said is Brit slang, and even I had a hard time understanding it, well yeah. :?

Oh, and, well, wow. Not much else to say really.

I can translate for you muy.

"You see my collegue had a couple of beverages, that impared his judgment. I left my phone on the counter because I had to race to the dumper."


yeah, honestly, i had no problem reading DM's local vernacular. mtg, you need to read more books from places other than Wyoming.

remember, the more squiggles a state border has, the better the culture.
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Re: text message DISASTER!!!!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:09 am

Actually, the "slash" part is what threw me off. The rest I understood, just that we don't normally use such terms out here.
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