If your penis was a lot like a drill-bit...

by **Dancing Mustard** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:08 am

I'm bored shitless and I have the concentration span of a goldfish. Can't focus for the life of me, and there's nothing you can do about it. You hear me?

Stick that in your pipes and smoke it. Yeah.

Also, if I see another online application form in all my life, or if anybody asks me what my 'career motivation' is, then I will have no other option than to sigh heavily and think the words "CUNT CUNT CUUUUUUUUUUUNT!!!!" until the frustration is numbed.

That is all. It's been real.

by **sam_levi_11** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:31 am

you dont actually have a nob resembling a drill-bit....damn

by **reminisco** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:44 am

Thread. Of. The. Year.

by **greenoaks** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:42 am

i guess as all my drill-bits are rusty, it would be too.

by **Neoteny** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:45 am

Pigs have a corkscrew-shaped penis, which is kinda like a drill bit.

by **firth4eva** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:47 am

reminisco wrote:Thread. Of. The. Year.

Brownest. Nose. Of. The. Year.

by **reminisco** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:50 am

firth4eva wrote:
reminisco wrote:Thread. Of. The. Year.

Brownest. Nose. Of. The. Year.

^ Least. Capable. Of. Grasping. Sarcasm. ^

by **Dancing Mustard** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:24 am

Neoteny wrote:Pigs have a corkscrew-shaped penis, which is kinda like a drill bit.

I thought that was an urban myth.

Does anybody have any non-graphic evidence of Neo's proposition?

by **Neoteny** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:27 am

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/2006/07/f ... rewing.php

by **Dancing Mustard** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:34 am

God. Damn.

Well, something good came of this thread.
Now we can all go get some cupcakes and kick back for the rest of the afternoon.

Good work guys, high-fives all round.

by **Neoteny** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:37 am

Indeed.

by **DAZMCFC** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:41 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Neoteny wrote:Pigs have a corkscrew-shaped penis, which is kinda like a drill bit.

I thought that was an urban myth.

Does anybody have any non-graphic evidence of Neo's proposition?

did you not see Rebecca Loos in the TV programme "The Farm" where she tossed one of to get it's semen. 'Tis true.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:09 pm

Somewhere, somebody has that video segment as the centerpiece of their (implausibly fucked up) porn-collection.

No Joke. I bet you a tenner.

by **sam_levi_11** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:12 pm

i remember that

by **Kid_A** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:46 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:I'm bored shitless and I have the concentration span of a goldfish. Can't focus for the life of me, and there's nothing you can do about it. You hear me?

Stick that in your pipes and smoke it. Yeah.

Also, if I see another online application form in all my life, or if anybody asks me what my 'career motivation' is, then I will have no other option than to sigh heavily and think the words "CUNT CUNT CUUUUUUUUUUUNT!!!!" until the frustration is numbed.

That is all. It's been real.

i enjoyed this, and can relate

by **DaGip** on Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:31 pm

I knew a guy from my hometown that got his penis wrapped around a drill bit! It happened in wood shop class at the drill press machine. Somehow he got his nut sack to close to the drill bit and his whole package got wrapped around it! We all had to leave class while our headcoach untwist his wiener and balls from the drill!

by **walelia2** on Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:56 pm

DaGip wrote:I knew a guy from my hometown that got his penis wrapped around a drill bit! It happened in wood shop class at the drill press machine. Somehow he got his nut sack to close to the drill bit and his whole package got wrapped around it! We all had to leave class while our headcoach untwist his wiener and balls from the drill!

That is one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard. Yep. All I can say is WHY and HOW? lol

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:54 am

I don't know if I believe it Gip, but it sure made me chuckle...

by **mr. incrediball** on Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:57 am

DaGip wrote:I knew a guy from my hometown that got his penis wrapped around a drill bit! It happened in wood shop class at the drill press machine. Somehow he got his nut sack to close to the drill bit and his whole package got wrapped around it! We all had to leave class while our headcoach untwist his wiener and balls from the drill!

ow...