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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby jnd94 on Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:48 pm

If we are going to generalize, it would have to be those half asian, half hispanic teenage truck drivers who have old people and soccer moms in the backseat yelling at them.
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby sam_levi_11 on Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:59 pm

i say an alcoholic cat stuffed with coke and with a weapon to its head and a turtle saying "step on it"
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby fwblb on Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:24 pm

I voted teenagers. As a kid just getting your license, you are prone to speed and joy ride. Drive up and down the main drags honking, yelling, and flirting at 15 to 50 miles per hour. That happens most summer nights in the town I live in now. there really isn't much else for them to do here though. I grew up in a small town (1,100 people), and my mom didn't let me get my license until I was 18. I had a permit from the time I was 15 though and drove every chance I got. never got in any accidents as a teen, but that was just luck. My drivers ed teacher always told me I drove to slow and he would need to borrow some lead from the other kids feet, but that changed fairly quick. I was a little cocky behind the wheel of my first, very own beater. However, the worst driver I know has to be my sister. By far. She is 29. She has crashed a few cars and does not do any upkeep on them. :?
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby btownmeggy on Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:14 am

pmchugh wrote:just because teenagers are statistically the worst drivers doesnt mean they should be charged the most (for insurance), does that mean that muslims should pay more for plane journey's because statistically there is a greater chance they are going to hijack it?


Muslims being more likely to hijack a plane is not statistically significant.

To my understanding Cubans are by far the most likely group per capita to hijack planes.

But the number of Cubans who have hijacked planes pales in comparison to the number of bad teenager drivers.
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:28 am

sam_levi_11 wrote:otherwise italians when they win something at football...


Or in general.
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby Neoteny on Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:38 am

Snorri1234 wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:otherwise italians when they win something at football...


Or in general.


Remember that one time, when the Italian guy scored a self-goal and gave the Americans their only goal for the entirety of the World Cup? Yeah, that was awesome.
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby El Capitan X on Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:43 pm

I would just like to point out that NOBODY thus far has voted for 'Men' or 'Mexicans/Hispanics'.

Pretty surprising.
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby static_ice on Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:06 pm

El Capitan X wrote:I would just like to point out that NOBODY thus far has voted for 'Men' or 'Mexicans/Hispanics'.

Pretty surprising.
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby sgom on Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:41 pm

none of the ones in the list
fucking taxi and bus drivers are the worse by far
bastards the lot of them
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby Shatners Bassoon on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:58 pm

BMW drivers.....tossers the lot of them.
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby InkL0sed on Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:12 pm

sgom wrote:none of the ones in the list
fucking taxi and bus drivers are the worse by far
bastards the lot of them


Nobody noticed when I said cab drivers... :(
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby Plumey on Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:08 pm

Nah, cab drivers are okay. I agree with bus drivers, though.
But yeah, I guess the best drivers are latino men, and the worst are old asian women (or young asian women. I might agree with that one).
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby bedub1 on Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:23 pm

The worst driver is the driver that impedes the flow of traffic. This pisses people off as everybody has to go around them, creating a jam in the other lanes. This causes people to get mad and drive recklessly. It's amazing watching the computer simulations when a single person slows down by like 5mph...you can see the result flow through traffic for miles.
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby sam_levi_11 on Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:31 pm

sgom wrote: ing taxi and bus drivers are the worse by far


spanish taxi drivers....having lived in spain they fuking scare you. double the speed limit down a packed road horns blaring, inches from being side swipped and hit by a truck....scary
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby dustn64 on Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:25 pm

According to the poll, once teenage boys grow up to be men they are the best drivers.
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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby El Capitan X on Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:49 pm

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Do you know who caused this accident? A 35 year old, male, Mexican.

What now bitches?


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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby reminisco on Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:27 am

El Capitan X wrote:Image

Do you know who caused this accident? A 35 year old, male, Mexican.

What now bitches?


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Re: What's the worst type of driver?

Postby Krueger on Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:27 pm

Shatners Bassoon wrote:BMW drivers.....tossers the lot of them.


Hey! I resemble that remark!
I think...
I don't drive bad, just faster than most.
I'm not talking about top speed on the freeway, or weaving in and out of traffic. I just don't slow down for the turns because I don't need to, or want to.
What's a "tosser"? It's bad I assume.
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