Certainly a dumbass...

by **Anarkistsdream** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:59 am

http://www.dumbassdaily.com/2008/04/pri ... -porn.html

A Milwaukee police officer, walking by a Super 8 Motel room, noticed the smell of marijuana coming from the room and walked in. There he allegedly found Daniel Scott Markofski, 47, the principal at Spring Grove Elementary in suburban Chicago, clad only in his boxer shorts along with some weed, some Cognac, porn blaring on the TV and . . . two underage girls, 15 and 16. No, it was not a special after school tutoring session, if that's what you were thinking. The best part of the story? According to cops, when the trio arrived a the motel they wanted to order an in-room movie. The girls wanted to see "Alvin and the Chipmunks," Markofski wanted porn.

by **reminisco** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:10 am

okay, so that's a great story.

but more importantly, thanks for putting me on to that site.

it's been bookmarked.

by **Anarkistsdream** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:31 am

One of my fave's.

by **Neoteny** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:35 am

Maybe I'm out of touch with the 15 and 16 year olds, but I can think of other movies they might want to watch, that are also not porn-oriented.

by **Anarkistsdream** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:37 am

Neoteny wrote:Maybe I'm out of touch with the 15 and 16 year olds, but I can think of other movies they might want to watch, that are also not porn-oriented.

Well, they obviously aren't sane, Neo...

They met up with a 47 year old man at a seedy motel to drink and get high. Then, the 16 year old girl had sex with that fat loser while her sister watched.

by **Neoteny** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:39 am

They were sisters?

by **Anarkistsdream** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:54 am

Neoteny wrote:They were sisters?

Yep...

by **Neoteny** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:00 am

Well that makes it even weirder. I wouldn't call them insane, but they were certainly mislead at best, or seriously under the wrong influences, parentally or otherwise.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:05 am

Neoteny wrote:Well that makes it even weirder. I wouldn't call them insane, but they were certainly mislead at best, or seriously under the wrong influences, parentally or otherwise.

You wouldn't call them insane, I'd called them screwed in the head (metaphorically speaking in this case).

by **savant** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:06 am

somewhere in the world, jerry springer is thinking to himself, "life is good..."

by **MeDeFe** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:09 pm

And if the cop hadn't happened to walk by he would probably have gotten away with it.

by **savant** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:16 pm

so I'm wondering... do cops normally just happen to stroll by Super 8 motel rooms in Milwaukee?

by **MeDeFe** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:04 pm

[quote="savant"]so I'm wondering... do cops normally just happen to stroll by Super 8 motel rooms in Milwaukee?[/quote]
Maybe if they're dating a 14 year old.

by **savant** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:10 pm

[quote="MeDeFe"][quote="savant"]so I'm wondering... do cops normally just happen to stroll by Super 8 motel rooms in Milwaukee?[/quote]
Maybe if they're dating a 14 year old.[/quote]

so the cop busted the principal on the principle of envy then!

by **Anarkistsdream** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:39 pm

That was my thought, Savant...

When the hell was the last time you saw a cop strolling up and down the corridors of a hotel?

Unless it is known for drugs, prostitution, or gangs, then they wouldn't.

And if it IS a hotel with those things, would you REALLY want to take two underage girls there with pot and porn?

Hell no! You'd take them to a Best Western, at least, that isn't in a seedy part of fucking town.

by **reminisco** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:07 pm

well, the clerk at the motel prolly called in a tip.

or this principal has done this before, and word of it leaked through the sieve of high school gossip.

or yeah, the cop was making some rounds. it was a motel, after all. so the doors open out to the "street"

guess the principal had never heard of putting a towel down at the bottom of the door by the crack. fuckin' a, didn't he ever go to college with dorms, and have to sneak around RAs?

it's this kind of special asshole that deserves to get caught. of course, of the whole thing, what fills me with rage is that he was taking advantage of underage girls. fucking degenerate scum. they torture those fucks in prison. he'll get his. the rest of it, i don't have any real problem with it.

but he's so fucking dumb about it he deserves to get caught. like idiots that get to spend a night in jail for public urination. i mean, how fucking BAD at peeing in public must you be to get caught?

it reminds me of this gem of a criminal mastermind:

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jl70 ... wD8VKM8K02

and yes, that story begs for a joke about laundering money...

by **greenoaks** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:10 am

he should have taken a holiday to australia. 16 is legal here.

by **wrestler1ump** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:24 am

Guys maybe I'm hallucinating, but there is a player named danscott25 on this site.

by **TheProwler** on Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:32 am

wrestler1ump wrote:Guys maybe I'm hallucinating, but there is a player named danscott25 on this site.

It's true...I checked.

BTW, whatever happened to the old theory that I was brought up to believe in and hold dear?

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.