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Re: The BBC?

Postby pmchugh on Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:29 pm

i like how it has no adverts and its website is pretty good, but it should be EBC (english b... c...) its really biased and all the journalists there are clearly english, i remember after the scotland france game in france they had a report on bbc saying 'walter smith's scotland' even though alex mcliesh was now the manager...
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Re: The BBC?

Postby CoffeeCream on Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:18 pm

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Re: The BBC?

Postby sam_levi_11 on Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:51 pm

bbc suck, and i would be punk with you but i like top gear....wait...ill watch it round a mates....

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Re: The BBC?

Postby btownmeggy on Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:07 am

pmchugh wrote:it should be EBC (english b... c...) its really biased and all the journalists there are clearly english,.


That's so true. And it's not just the journalists, but most actors too. Why do you think this is the case?
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Re: The BBC?

Postby khazalid on Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:01 am

because nobody gives a f*ck about the welsh or the scots. independence is popular for a reason!
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Re: The BBC?

Postby got tonkaed on Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:56 am

Autotoad wrote:
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Oh! Tonky! I'm so happy for you. I knew that one day you would find "the one".


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You mean i have to be monogamous? :shock:
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Re: The BBC?

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:20 pm

Why would you watch the BBC-news?
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Re: The BBC?

Postby Napoleon Ier on Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:21 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:Why would you watch the BBC-news?


Why, where do you get the news from, Pravda?
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Re: The BBC?

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:31 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Why would you watch the BBC-news?


Why, where do you get the news from, Pravda?


Free newspapers on the subway and the only newspaper in this country that isn't very left-wing, pro-establishment.


Anyway, I don't particularly care for the news because it's the same stupid shit every single time. Government does something stupid -> outrage by people -> government acts like nothing happens -> people forget -> people vote the same government as the last election.

Seriously, our prime minister has been the leader in four cabinets since fucking 2002 and every time the cabinet failed! And the guy managed to make the party bigger almost every time!
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Re: The BBC?

Postby Napoleon Ier on Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:35 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
Napoleon Ier wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Why would you watch the BBC-news?


Why, where do you get the news from, Pravda?


Free newspapers on the subway and the only newspaper in this country that isn't very left-wing, pro-establishment.


Anyway, I don't particularly care for the news because it's the same stupid shit every single time. Government does something stupid -> outrage by people -> government acts like nothing happens -> people forget -> people vote the same government as the last election.

Seriously, our prime minister has been the leader in four cabinets since fucking 2002 and every time the cabinet failed! And the
guy managed to make the party bigger almost every time!


Your solution:

Ron Paul.
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Re: The BBC?

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:36 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:Your solution:

Ron Paul.


Well we had Pim Fortuyn but that guy got shot. :(
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Re: The BBC?

Postby Neoteny on Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:40 pm

I had no idea that the BBC was a legitimate news organization! I thought the only contribution from the BBC was syndication of Are You Being Served... man, I love that show...
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Re: The BBC?

Postby jiminski on Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:59 pm

Far from being a lickspittle to the Government the BBC acted as opposition in the Blair years in the face of a diminished and disparate Conservative party and a Drunk and rent-boy poking Liberal party.

Also in a time of ever-increasing media amalgamation, the BBC acts as a lone independent force. It almost uniquely functions in the old traditions of Journalism and general programming. It makes 'important' programmes which only about 7 people will ever watch, in a world of increasing bottom-line; lowest common denominator scheduling. The creators of which only dance to the monotonous tune of number crunchers on their petty-cash keyboards.

So God save the BBC! God bless David Attenborough! May Paul Merton live forever! May Black adder continue to influence the nature of smart-arses throughout the English speaking world!

Without the BBC all we would have is Friends Re-runs, Ant and Deck, who wants to be a millionaire and that tosser Simon Cowell!
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Re: The BBC?

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:05 pm

jiminski wrote:It makes 'important' programmes which only about 7 people will ever watch, in a world of increasing bottom-line; lowest common denominator scheduling.

Word. The BBC has the advantage of not needing to get high viewing-numbers right away too, that way many good shows have continued to exist without being cancelled after 3 episodes.
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Re: The BBC?

Postby Minister Masket on Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:57 pm

You can't get rid of the BBC1
How would we watch Doctor Who!? Bastards!
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Re: The BBC?

Postby McGrod on Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:45 pm

The guys who dont like the BBC are those who think 'yay lets be anti establishment!!!' without really understanding what they themselves are on about....least from what I have read so far in this thread :p
And thinking about the license its actually cheaper than it used to be...Ill let the mathmeticians figure that out.
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Re: The BBC?

Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:55 pm

Autotoad wrote:I personally dislike the BBC, and everything that it stands for.

The "British Broadcasting Corporation", funded by the unpopular "Televesion licence" within the UK has an unfair, anti-competitive, government consensus message throughout all of it's poor, low quality broadcasts.

Funded solely by the television licence fee (about 120 Quid per household per year), one could see it not only as a "soviet style" government agenda spewing think-tank, but also as an extra enforced "tax burden" upon the British public.

Everything it represents is unfair and against all market principles. The disturbing ties between political leaders in the past and BBC cheif-directors has been concerning, and the actual programme content is of an absolutely shite quality, aiding a dumbed down britain, little imagination or intellectual relevance.

But what really annoys me, is that you fuckers sit there, absorbing their governmental consensus, politically motivated correctness, socialist mentality and contempt for anything "British".

How do you get away without paying for this TV licence??

The official rules state "if you have an aerial attached to a television, it is mandatory for you to pay the licence fee"

Now, this is not neccassarily correct.

If, like me, you do not want to have this enforced tax bill thrust upon you, funding their shite quality programming and radio broadcasts, simply untune any BBC channels from your analogue or digital reciever, and notify BBC of you doing this. If you subscribe to cable or satelite, you can also request your service provider to block these channels to your set-top boxes.

This will leave you TV licence exempt.


Now, we can start the revoloution...which of you fucking greasy internet monkies are with me?


what, and miss doctor who!? f*ck off, grasshopper.
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Re: The BBC?

Postby Minister Masket on Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:36 pm

mr. incrediball wrote:
what, and miss doctor who!? f*ck off, grasshopper.

PLAGERISM!

Not content with pinching my very point 2 posts ago, you also steal a favourite catchphrase of mine!
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Re: The BBC?

Postby Curmudgeonx on Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:56 pm

Does it still have three channels of continuously airing programs on cheese?





Movie reference Remi?
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Re: The BBC?

Postby mr. incrediball on Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:21 am

Minister Masket wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:
what, and miss doctor who!? f*ck off, grasshopper.

PLAGERISM!

Not content with pinching my very point 2 posts ago, you also steal a favourite catchphrase of mine!


i'm stealing your identity.

which means i have to kill you. bye bye now.
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Re: The BBC?

Postby reminisco on Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:26 am

Curmudgeonx wrote:Does it still have three channels of continuously airing programs on cheese?



i'm not catching it, if it is. i'm guessing something with time travel?

also, Dr. Who kind of sucks.
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
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i could have sworn i saw it too
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Re: The BBC?

Postby mr. incrediball on Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:46 am

reminisco wrote:also, Dr. Who kind of sucks.



you. have. issues.
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Re: The BBC?

Postby Curmudgeonx on Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:52 am

European Vacation . . .
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Re: The BBC?

Postby reminisco on Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:27 am

Curmudgeonx wrote:European Vacation . . .


oh, right... the only Vacation movie i've seen only once. oh, except for Vegas Vacation, which i've never seen, and never will.
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
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i could have sworn i saw it too
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Re: The BBC?

Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:28 am

Curmudgeonx wrote:European Vacation . . .



Chevy Chase, genius.


anyway, about the Beeb. we would not of had programmes like Red Dwarf, Bottom,Black Adder, Couplings, Spaced, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, They think it's all over, Ideal and many, many more.
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