king of the hill

by **gdeangel** on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:43 pm

I resurect the hill using alcemic powers in 14 spatial dimensions simultaneously...

11/14 My Hill

3/14 the hill to ...

by **PyroKid55** on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:59 pm

...to Pyro! I then incinerate your 11/14 and claim the now, much smaller hill

MY HILL!

by **dustn64** on Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:22 pm

I kill you. And I celebrate that this thread has more of my post than any other thread on CC.

My celebration hill!

by **Joodoo** on Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:32 pm

I plant dynamite in your hill and you get killed from the explosions.
My Hill!

by **dustn64** on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:31 pm

I stab you in the throat because I have more posts in this thread than you do over all.

My hill of celebration.

by **borox0** on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:33 pm

I suicide bomb the hill but live.

My hill

by **dustn64** on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:43 pm

I throw acid on you and you melt into a pile of goo!

My hill

BTW I got a new sig.

by **borox0** on Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:02 pm

You slip up on your goo and I come back to life and suck u up in a vacuum cleaner

by **borox0** on Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:02 pm

My Hill

by **Joodoo** on Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:24 pm

I slash you with a sword and you have to go to the hospital...
My Hill!

by **Top Dog** on Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:56 am

I watch...

....... still fighting.....

ah you both got killed I walk up and bolt my shoes to the hill, MINE

by **PyroKid55** on Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:58 pm

your shoes are bolted to the hill and thus you can't turn around and I Pyro once again, come up behind someone (you), and Call of Duty 4 style, knife someone (you) in the heart

MY HILL!

by **gdeangel** on Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:59 pm

I use my knack to "unmake" your call of duty style knife. You fall down in grief sobbing like a little baby. One tap of my boot and you roll down just like Jack. Jill, desperately lonely after losing Jack, finds you and, now that you are no longer carrying that big scary knife, and being touched by your childlike fragile state, procedes to fornicate your brains out until you don't know where you are, or where the hill is.

My Hill

by **animorpherv1** on Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:27 pm

I shoot above poster 40,000,000 (40 million) times, and make sure he/she can't get up, then I walk to the top of the hill. MY HILL!

by **gdeangel** on Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:45 pm

I remove the illusion charm from your eyes, whereupon you realize the corpse you have shot 40,000,000 times and kicked for good measure is in fact, your childhood pet, Wiskers the cat. Grief stricken, you try to shoot yourself, but you are out of bullets. In an act of kindness, I give you cartridge, but, alas, you put barrel in mouth, pull trigger, and - it's a blank. You die of heart attack.

My Hill.

by **Joodoo** on Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:43 pm

I get several hundred people to sing annoying songs to disturb you. You get so annoyed that you have to go down the hill to the store and get ear muffs.
My Hill!

by **borox0** on Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:03 pm

I appear in a giant robot suit and smash the bejeezuz out of you and the hill. I pick up your paralyzed corpse and throw it away.

My hill.

by **Joodoo** on Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:32 am

gdeangel comes back with his ear muffs and a minigun. He shoot you to death.
gdeangel's hill

by **gdeangel** on Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:15 am

Not my style. I simply wait for Borox to be consumed by his megadeus. Then I retake the hill... but wait, nobody got rid of the singers, and it's just so awful I can't take it - even with the earmuffs. I find joodoo's long lost twin brother, also named joodoo, and get him to tell the singers to stop. Whereup, in gratitude, I give the hill to him.

Joodoo's hill.

by **borox0** on Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:52 pm

My long lost brother pray to the almighty gods [-o<

Wait a few minutes...

I come back and both of you are struck down with meteors. I wait for the hill to cool down before calmly walking up. In an act of compassion I bury what is left of both of you in a nearby graveyard.

My hill

by **PyroKid55** on Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:36 am

but little do you know that while you were burying them, I snuck up the hill and created a foxhole, so when you're back was turned I...........came up behind you and, Call-of-Duty-4-style, knife you

MY HILL!