Well it's true, I'm a convert to the faith. Take that you atheist bitches.
On the other hand, my bible says that Jesus was in fact born in Winnipeg rather than Nazareth, and that Mary rode to Jerusalem on a moose rather than an ass (obviously she was sitting on her ass, but you get the point).
As such, long live Mooses. You fucking heathen scum.
PS. If you're homo's then you're going to hell, you're also going there if you've ever fancied reaching over the garden fence and slapping the resident next door's juicy round buttocks. But don't forget while you're there, that God loves you.
